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fema crisis actor

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Sit down for a real nitty gritty interview with Tom Waits, suddenly he removes a bag of marbles from his throat, and speaks in an Oxford accent

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fema crisis actor

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When you walk into Tom Waits closet, you find the real meaning of houndstooth

fema crisis actor

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If you ask Tom Waits about the holes in his shoes, he points to the holes in your soul

fema crisis actor

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Did yoga with Tom Waits, in traction for a month

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
the theme song the Reading Rainbow offshoot, "Reading Gradient", features the host, Tom Waits flying on steam from a sewer gate into Carl Maria von Weber's Der Freischütz

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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

fema crisis actor posted:

If you ask Tom Waits about the holes in his shoes, he points to the holes in your soul

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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

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by zen death robot
the year is 1983. tom waits, frustrated at the direction of his career, peers through his cigarette smoke at an ad:

HOUSE FOR SALE: Brand new roof, completely
renovated, constantly raining inside the r
ain does not stop, we are too afraid to op
en umbrellas in the house. will literally
sell the house for a song. serious inquiri
es only. KL-5-226. Ask for THE GREAT CROW.


He looks up and from the paper and sees someone boning a swordfish, and he hasn't had lunch yet. Picking up an umbrella on the way to answer the ad, he gargles some salt water. A legend is born.

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