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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Paul Heyman

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Jan 13, 2008




Gonna be Steve Austin.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I can't mock Justin Credible, since he seemed well aware at his retirement match that he was well the hell out of shape and shouldn't have even been around at that point. Still took like 15 minutes signing autographs for kids after his match while looking like he was going to collapse.

TheJunkyardGod
Sep 19, 2004

Do not taunt the Octopus

WadeBartender posted:

Why would anyone even want Justin Credible

I just saw Justin Credibles retirement match at a PWS show two weeks ago vs Tommy Dreamer and he was in...less than incredible shape.



Also, New Jack was at this show and looked really out of it, and Balls Mahoney can barely walk and looks 60 years old despite only being 43 :(

Edit: Hey dude who was also at that show!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

THE NIGHT

KIMONA WANALAYA

DANCED

ATOP

THE

NORTH

CHARLESTON

COLISEUM

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Weren't they really high on Balls Mahoney for a while?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Delsaber posted:

All of Tajiri's schemes are about to pay off.

Regal could use a hand running NXT.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Writer Cath posted:

Regal could use a hand running NXT.

They should have made Finlay the interim NXT GM. If two guys start to brawl during a contract signing, he could just kick the poo poo out of both of them, right then and there.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I love that WWE is doing an ECW nostalgia run in 2015. Amazing, amazing.

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>

Gonzo McFee posted:

I love that WWE is doing an ECW nostalgia run in 2015. Amazing, amazing.

They needed to make up the old man quota since taker and sting are out for now

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I can't believe it's jack swagger

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHLIW0UvIxc

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Former ECW champion Jimmy Snuka heads to the ring.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Gonzo McFee posted:

I love that WWE is doing an ECW nostalgia run in 2015. Amazing, amazing.

Well they can't let TNA have the last ECW nostalgia run!!

I hope the big ECW return is Kelly Kelly

Meltzer talked about them potentially "shaking things up" for Raw tonight, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Let's not talk about old men anymore:

http://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2015/12/07/brad-maddox-vince-mcmahon-wwe-concussion-new-day

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Tyler Kluttz

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman


The interview said Undertaker is a cool guy tho!

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Gonz posted:

Steve Corino.

Or perhaps 2 Cold Scorpio.

Corino needs that fusion surgery so no go. He was supposed to wrestle BJ Whitmer at final battle. They even went as far as to promote it up until like, last week when it was announced he was forced to retire.

It's probably Spike Dudley but dear god I'd love for it to be like...Balls Mahoney or the Sandman.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
It'll be Kevin Thorn or whoever raped Jason Sensation as a joke once.

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
Can't wait for the monster pop that Amish Roadkill is not going to get

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Danny Doring!

Cory Lidle
Oct 12, 2006
They couldn't find Amish Roadkill in time, so they flew in Bill Carr and are hoping no one notices the difference.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I hope it's DJ Gabriel, Ricky Ortiz or Chris Harris.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Come on Tanaka.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
It'll be Shane Douglas, but instead of coming out with the Dudleys for face off against the Wyatts he'll accompany Paige to the ring and cut a promo about how Ric Flair is still ducking him.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Maybe it will be former ECW Champion Bobby Lashley

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I hope it's Test (rip Test)

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

It'll be the New Heart and Soul Superhero of ECW, Zack Ryder.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

haha it's going to be https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Extreme_Championship_Wrestling_alumni probly hehe

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

definitely brad maddox

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

RVD

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Knock knock

Akileese
Feb 6, 2005

Let's be honest, we're all hoping it's New Jack and anything else is a complete let down.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I want Sin Cara and New Jack to have a match with both Sin Cara's lights and New Jack's music.

TheJunkyardGod
Sep 19, 2004

Do not taunt the Octopus

projecthalaxy posted:

I want Sin Cara and New Jack to have a match with both Sin Cara's lights and New Jack's music.

This reminded me that the Network changed all the music on ECW footage and it all sucks now.

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Tajiri was the best ECW guy so I want to see him on TV and if it's anybody else I ain't watching it.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Gonzo McFee posted:

Knock knock

Who's there?

electric funeral
Oct 16, 2004

ACCIO PANTIES
*swoosh flick*

Jim Neidhart.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010


It's me, Michael Tarver

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

It's me, it's me

CP Munk

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