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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Muddy Burphy posted:

According to Dave Meltzer, Ryback saying the Zigman told him that he and Lana went all the way was in the script, but Lana didn't know about it

Rovert was right all along, everyone backstage is bullying Lana

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
How can someone tell when Jack Swagger gets a push? It's like noticing continental drift

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
It's funny, we wanted some kind of "European Union" stable for years when Regal was around to be the mouthpiece... so of course they finally pull the trigger when the leader of the group is Sheamus

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Rusty Shackelford posted:

I like the League, but I just wish they would have formed & debuted 8 days earlier. Imagine if after Reigns beat Ambrose, Barrett, Del Rio & Rusev attacked Reigns until Sheamus came out and cashed in.

Yeah it would be awesome if WWE was able to plan storylines more than a week in advance, I agree

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

AMReese posted:

Vince has a thing for big, muscled black dudes.

Not enough to push them over a certain level, though.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Chris James 2 posted:

It was a promo before his dark match between Main Event and Smackdown last week

Which probably makes it sadder

In some ways Vince getting mad at him for doing it at a house show would make more sense. House shows are mostly families and kids, whereas Raw skews a bit older (if I'm remembering correctly).

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

AMReese posted:

But... he just said it wasn't Raw in the thing you quoted...

Fine, TV then, whatever!!

I'm tired :smith:

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

keevo posted:




e: lolsescoops is saying that mick foley's kid dewey is joining the creative writing team? http://www.sescoops.com/dewey-foley-wwe-creative-writer/

Well that would explain Foleys sudden turnaround to "everything in the WWE is fine"

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

fart blood posted:

I viewed Dewey's twitter once and I got the feeling he was trying really really hard to get girls to like him. If it worked, Odin bless him.

Following after his old man I see

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

fart blood posted:

He does not have a decent mind for the business in any context at all.

Source: I lived through the Monday Night Wars.

Some of the poo poo Russo says does make perfect sense. I listened to a recent podcast where he explained how WWE needs to do serialized programming, that there's no reason they can't tell stories like every other show in the world.

But then again sometimes he goes off on huge rants about how what WWE REALLY needs is more half naked chicks and swearing, or how no one wants to watch a long match so you should split your 10 minute segment up into 3 minute chunks featuring 20 guys so you can get them all over.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Blast Fantasto posted:

I missed Bullet Club chat, just want to pipe in and say that if you replaced Gallows with Harper, the Bullet Club would be way more awesome.

Karl already had one best friend soulmate torn away from him, and now you want to take his 2nd best friend away too??

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Smilin' Roman Reigns and his Funky Bunch

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

The_Rob posted:

I really wanted the Stone Cold one from last year, and they aren't selling it this year. What a load of poo poo.

Now I'm trying to picture them putting Stone Cold in a lovely Xmas sweater on Shopzone while they were trying to build him into the biggest thing ever.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

CoolCat posted:

They had him advertise the benefits of milk



At least Austin looks like an intense badass here, and not like a bored dad at a ugly sweater Christmas party his wife forced him to go to.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Yeah I can imagine Miz knows how to handle himself in public appearances on a level that guys without his background would never get.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Gonzo McFee posted:

I love that WWE is doing an ECW nostalgia run in 2015. Amazing, amazing.

Well they can't let TNA have the last ECW nostalgia run!!

I hope the big ECW return is Kelly Kelly

Meltzer talked about them potentially "shaking things up" for Raw tonight, but I wouldn't get my hopes up.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

sticklefifer posted:

Think they'll throw Heyman in their corner too, or is he Lesnar-exclusive now?

I really hope they don't bog Heyman down with that crap

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

rotinaj posted:

I'd pop for Terry Funk.

After seeing him at Tenryu's retirement show, I don't want Terry to do anything but relax and enjoy the rest of his life.

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