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I feel bad, like making the teacher run the lovely classroom full of rampaging idiots in his free time online is both cruel and cheating
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:why does lowtax turn our heroes into villains? lowtax is basically satan, tempting them with the power to change the community "if you were a mod, you could help make the forums a better place" he whispers into their ears. he knows that this is impossible, but it amuses him to see them struggle with the sysyphean task. the better the poster, the more satisfaction he gets from watching them twisted into a mockery of the poster they used to be. once they finally break he either demods or bans them and the cycle begins anew
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Dec 2, 2015 08:14
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Good luck buddy, you're going to need it. Hope you have an airtight internet footprint.
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Dec 2, 2015 08:15
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Well, how is GBS gonna feel when they give an old man a stroke.
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Dec 2, 2015 08:21
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welcome to the thunderdome genesplicer
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Pitdragon posted:lowtax is basically satan, tempting them with the power to change the community I view it more like this: Lowtax is Sauron. I am Saruman. And you... you are my Uruk-Hai. Together, you and I will burn the villages and storm the citadels and leave none who oppose us standing. Just keep off my lawn.
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Dec 2, 2015 08:26
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genesplicer posted:I view it more like this: Lowtax is Sauron. I am Saruman. And you... you are my Uruk-Hai. Together, you and I will burn the villages and storm the citadels and leave none who oppose us standing. Which Star Trek is the best?
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Dec 2, 2015 08:31
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Genesplicer will usher in a new golden age for SomethingAwful/GBS and Make America Great Again. 
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Dec 2, 2015 08:32
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what's the mod forum like, genesplicer?
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Dec 2, 2015 08:45
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Your mod star should be more scientifically accurate.
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Dec 2, 2015 08:50
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better him than me
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this guy is like 70, i dont think being a mod for gbs is good for your health dude
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genesplicer posted:I view it more like this: Lowtax is Sauron. I am Saruman. And you... you are my Uruk-Hai. Together, you and I will burn the villages and storm the citadels and leave none who oppose us standing. Are you still telling people you're old?! You're not even 60!!
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Dec 2, 2015 08:54
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Better an old gently caress than a fat gently caress yo.
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Dec 2, 2015 08:56
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Doe's GBS have a 9 pm curfew now? 
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woah Someone who isn't on their phone tell me if the old GS has ever even been probated. Little too squeaky clean if you ask me
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Sheep-Goats posted:woah His rap sheet is about a billion times more egregious than mine. Can't believe they let some rebel degenerate like that mod GBS.
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Dec 2, 2015 09:38
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Hes gonna get back at everyone that said Hellbuster's comic was bad.
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everyone please be nice to genesplicer pls 
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Dec 2, 2015 10:19
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Is he the 70 year old goon? Mark my words, this will kill him if he is. Lowtax modding this guy literally will kill him and it will be your fault.
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Dec 2, 2015 10:20
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He won't be demodded, he'll be euthanized.
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Say Nothing posted:He won't be demodded, he'll be euthanized. Do we have a Dr Kavorkian? Or will it be Dr. Kyankaian after he dies from mod stress induced heart attack?
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Dec 2, 2015 10:50
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se guys, we don't get the mods we want, they meltdown and turn into the mods we deserve
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Microwaves Mom posted:Is he the 70 year old goon? Mark my words, this will kill him if he is. No, that was tokaii who was banned a year or so ago
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No, that was tokaii who was banned a year or so ago Same sort of bullshit will happen to genesplicer now, someone will get butthurt, claim he's a pedo and he'll get run out of town. Gonna miss you genesplicer, you were a good poster.
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Dec 2, 2015 11:18
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Why did tokaii get banned
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Flesh Forge posted:Good luck buddy, you're going to need it. Hope you have an airtight internet footprint. if anyone tries to doxx genesplicer they will know the bite of my hanzo steel blade pls be nice to genesplicer
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Dec 2, 2015 11:30
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After having my heart skip a beat and realizing that ol' grampa Gene is instead a mod, I'd rather he be dead. Goonspeed you old fart. It was nice reading your personal accounts of trivial, yet captivating history.
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Dec 2, 2015 11:33
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Can I request a 6 hr probation from genesplicer to go with my sweetass Noni probation? I'm trying to collect the set.
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Dec 2, 2015 11:42
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why the hell is butt wizard still a mod here he hasn't been here in ages or done anything
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Dec 2, 2015 11:45
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don't die grandpa
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Dec 2, 2015 11:47
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genesplicer posted:I view it more like this: Lowtax is Sauron. I am Saruman. And you... you are my Uruk-Hai. Together, you and I will burn the villages and storm the citadels and leave none who oppose us standing. aren't you worried some crazy goon/SS member is going to dox you and ruin your career?
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Dec 2, 2015 11:54
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Congratulations genesplicer! Hit me with a 6 hour and use this as the probation reason:
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Dec 2, 2015 11:58
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Genesplicer is good.
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Genesplicer, this should be your avatar. Also Elukka posted:Genesplicer is good.
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Dec 2, 2015 12:21
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Genesplicer is cool and all, but if we want an old goon in charge around here, I want Tokai. he seems like a dude who can get poo poo done.
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The Dregs posted:Genesplicer is cool and all, but if we want an old goon in charge around here, I want Tokai. he seems like a dude who can get poo poo done. genesplicer's teacher skills will make him a great mod si nce -- much like children in class -- we are a mob of immature and wildly stupid monsters    
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Isaac posted:Why did tokaii get banned SAclopedia posted:There was a drama bomb in the ArchAge game thread about a member who was a known pedophile, whom the goon guild leaders did not kick out. If I recall correctly, he was not banned, but posted a banme thread in GBS after being accused of being a pedo himself, he used to be a girl's softball coach or some bullshit like that, clearly damning evidence. Every fucker in that pack of mongrels should have been banned instead of Tokaii IMO, but that sort of thinking is what got redshirt into trouble too, as he defended Tokaii at the time by dishing out a bunch of probations and was branded a pedo-defender-defender. Genesplicer has a pedo right there in his avatar though, which will be more than enough evidence for the same group of fuckwits when the time comes.
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ArcheAge was loving awesome for all the goon drama it caused, GOTY 2014 also gratz (i guess) genesplicer. I know you've posted a bit in all iterations of gbs and haven't had a breakdown or ranted about how bad everyone here is so maybe you'll be a chill mod.
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