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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Keith David is a dead man!

For maximum effect, have the French female voice selected.

Maxwell Lord has a new favorite as of 08:30 on Apr 8, 2017

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Death Zebra
May 14, 2014

"The only reason I stayed silent was to watch you suffer." - SW:KoToR

"I heard you're making a killing. Me too!" - Dragon Age Origins.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Maxwell Lord posted:

Keith David is a dead man!

For maximum effect, have the French female voice selected.

Having Zinyak kill your singalong of Just A Friend by overdoing it is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLnXfU4RKnQ

cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.
"Strength in numbers, Arisen!"

Dragon's Dogma could have done with a few more badass lines from the pawns. I only remember one:

"The white wolf will be red soon!"

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

"Whoooaaa! Looking cool, Joker!"

"Oh Skull... You're pathetic..."

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I spill my drink!

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Maxwell Lord posted:

Keith David is a dead man!

For maximum effect, have the French female voice selected.

There are voices other than cockney gangster? Why?

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD"

-Friends: The one where they're in a game

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Sunswipe posted:

There are voices other than cockney gangster? Why?

In this particular instance it's best for the accent- it's a good line no matter what, but hearing it as "Keith Dah-veed" is just that little extra touch that pushes it over the edge.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Ahh...I can still breathe! :smug:

Bad Llama
Jan 2, 2007
pwnerer
You set em up, I'll knock em down

- Halo

Exit Strategy
Dec 10, 2010

by sebmojo
Ship released, engines engaged. Landing gear retracted.

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

cyberbug posted:

"Strength in numbers, Arisen!"

Dragon's Dogma could have done with a few more badass lines from the pawns. I only remember one:

"The white wolf will be red soon!"
WOLVES FEAR FIRE, ARISEN

When Divinity: Original Sin first came out, it had some audio balancing issues such that ambient town chatter was MUCH louder than it was supposed to be, so I'll forever have a few lines from the first town in my brain

"NO ONE HAS AS MANY FRIENDS AS THE MAN WITH MANY CHEESES!"

" 'alibut...sheep's cheese...tomatoes..."

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Exit Strategy posted:

Ship released, engines engaged. Landing gear retracted.

What a beautiful sight

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

WOLVES FEAR FIRE, ARISEN

When Divinity: Original Sin first came out, it had some audio balancing issues such that ambient town chatter was MUCH louder than it was supposed to be, so I'll forever have a few lines from the first town in my brain

"NO ONE HAS AS MANY FRIENDS AS THE MAN WITH MANY CHEESES!"

" 'alibut...sheep's cheese...tomatoes..."

♫ ♪ Cyseal, Cyseal, shiver me timbers and slither me eels ♫ ♪

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It's super effective!

Fire consume my enemy, Lambda Burst!

Moons, give me strength!

Hey, it's that dog!

LEEEEEOOON, HEEEELP!!!

Treecko has a new favorite as of 10:26 on Apr 16, 2017

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Battlezone 2

Commander shabayev: "we have to stop meeting like this, people will talk"

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

I have the advantage, you have nothing!

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

You sure are good at murder! :D

Talent? Hah! That seems generous.

Seems we've reached an accord. Let's show yer enemies a jolly good time.

mediocre dad okay
Jan 9, 2007

The fascist don't like life then he break other's
BEAT BEAT THE FASCIST

Exit Strategy posted:

Ship released, engines engaged. Landing gear retracted.

Friendship drive charging

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

"Everything that lives is designed to end. We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of life and death. Is this a curse? Or some kind of punishment? I often think about the god who blessed us with this cryptic puzzle...and wonder if he'll ever suck the beans + nuggets out of my fat juicy turdcutter." - 2B, Nier Automata

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
"And that, my friends, is how I first met the Saints."

-Jane Austen

FinnDiesel
Feb 13, 2013


Kee ya! You call that farting on someone? You missed by a mile. Try again!

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?
Yah-ha-ha!

The blood moon rises once more, Link!

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGEjKoGHzO0

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
THey're waiting for you gordon... in the test chamber.

Now now, gordon is a highly trained professional

It's probably nothing... probably

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012

SHISHKABOB posted:

THey're waiting for you gordon... in the test chamber.

Now now, gordon is a highly trained professional

It's probably nothing... probably
Access denied.

Gordon....you're alive. Thank god for that hazard suit.

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

Starcraft posted:

My life for Auir!
Errrrrrrrggggggghaaaaaaaaa!(stimpack)(incidentally also in warcraft 2 as orge's bloodlust

Dawn of War posted:

"It is a goooooooooood pain!"
"It was but a momentary madness!"
We're back..........AND BETTER THAN EVER!"
FEAR ME....BUT FOLLOW!
All sinners fear the emperor's wrath!

Stronghold posted:

Once more, to the breach
Glorious



Snake?....Snake? SNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEE?!

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
It's your pet, the freakin' headhumper!

man nurse
Feb 18, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcxsVHcsE78

FireWorksWell
Nov 27, 2014

Let's go do some hero shit!


Rather Watch Them posted:

"Whoooaaa! Looking cool, Joker!"

Came here to post this, my god.

XeeD
Jul 10, 2001
I see invisible dumptrucks.
"A piece of chrome."
"From a car?"
"No, I think its horse chrome."

From the 1997 Blade Runner game. Its probably the most sarcastic thing I've ever heard and I love it.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
Your prestige has risen.

Pharaoh's spirit has crossed to Osiris.

Simple people seem so happy and carefree.

Two, four, six, eight. This town isn't all that great.

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.
Watch out! EAGLE!!

Oh no! Angry dogs!! *instantly dies*

Walton Simons
May 16, 2010

ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

SHISHKABOB posted:

THey're waiting for you gordon... in the test chamber.

Now now, gordon is a highly trained professional

It's probably nothing... probably

As I expected.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Walton Simons posted:

What an expensive mistake you turned out to be. I've ordered the troops to kill you, because quite frankly I don't have the patience to wait for one of those drat killswitches to work.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

He's coming too? Roger that.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Looks like the dusties lost one of their deaders!

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIGHT light light

Away all Goats has a new favorite as of 10:26 on Apr 26, 2017

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Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
Justice rains from ab-AUGH!

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