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"Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]." "Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an 'unsatisfactory' mark on your official testing record... followed by death. Good luck!" "In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you - try to avoid it." "As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact: The Device is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [Subject Hometown Here]." "While it has been a faithful companion, your Companion Cube cannot accompany you through the rest of the test. If it could talk - and the Enrichment Center takes this opportunity to remind you that it cannot - it would tell you to go on without it because it would rather die in a fire than become a burden to you." "You euthanized your faithful Companion Cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations." "Assume the party escort submission position or you will miss the party." ....God, this whole game really. But that's probably cheating.
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Rollersnake posted:EXPLOSION PILLS! 
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"Oh Jesus, ohgodohgodohgod" "aaah" *pulse rifle sounds*
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Rollersnake posted:EXPLOSION PILLS! Rocket Paunch! Pear Into Pieces Hey! it's Spicule! Oh it's hot! Oh ho ho ho!
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Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes!
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"La la la laaa, I can't hear you! I'm not listening!" "If you hadn't infected my suit we wouldn't be stranded here on this godforsaken..."
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"My name... is Luigi. This ends now!" -- Luigi, Luigi's Mansion
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"It is I, Ansem, the seeker of darkness." If you've played Kingdom Hearts that cutscene is burned into your very soul.
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I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this wizard! Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so that he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD! MEET! EVIIIIIIILLLL!!
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A BOX OF K-BUPS COMPLETELY RESTORES YOUR ENERGY
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You see it too? For me, it's always like this.
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"You require my assistance?" "Put your faith in the Light!" "Uwee-hee-hee-hee haha!" "You FACE Jaraxxus! EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION!" "POWERING UP! Portals ONLINE!"
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I've covered wars, y'know. (In a Dunmer accent) You n'wah! Take this, you s'wit! Teriyaki Koinku has a new favorite as of 23:38 on Dec 3, 2015 |
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I'M THE LIGHT BRINGER. I'M THE loving UNIVERSE. Join the army they said. See the world, they said. I'd rather be sailing.
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They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong.
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"This... is the super fighting robot, Metal Gear!" -- Dr. Light, Metal Gear Solid
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Radio? What's going on with that radio?
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Cheryl? Cheryl!? I'll buy that at a high price!
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"More corpses." "Come on, aliens. Show me your FURY!" Avitus, Dawn of War 2
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"Hey look Bill it's your favorite! Stairs!"
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LogisticEarth posted:Alpha Assault this is HQ, what is your situation? Please Comply. gently caress yeah e: you know what I feel like you might be referencing something else now, but this still stuck with me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X3GD0UnBCk GET INTO DA CHOPPA posted:Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! GAH! Minsk will be free! These bonds cannot hold my wrath! BUTTS WILL BE LIBERALLY KICKED IN GOOD MEASURE. TheMostFrench has a new favorite as of 08:59 on Dec 4, 2015 |
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Gonna bring this ocean down on us if I have to! Come for a fight? Ooh, should've dressed for a funeral! Actually basically everything Tyl Regor says in Warframe, on account of having to farm him for 8 1/8 chance drops rather than the usual 3 1/3 chance drops from other bosses in that game, but the first you're guaranteed to hear every fight and the second is just great. 
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VIDEOGAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:VIDEOGAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Updated my journal.
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Red Alert 2 "Kirov reporting." "Apocalypse has arrived." Yuri's Revenge "Loadin' up the belts!" "I am Yuri." Xenosaga I "Open ether circuits." "Mystic powers, grant me a miracle." "Don't take it to hard, you didn't stand a chance." "My external appearance is down 5%, Shion, I need to be cleaned." "I've come this far I can't lose now!" Xenosaga II "Come on, come on, come on! NOW DIE!" "Proto Omega strike these heretics down!" Morrowind "YOU N'WAH!"
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I believe ghosts are like dogs and just sort of do things arbitrarily.
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WOULD YOU KINDLY??
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All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. Freelancer Alpha-One-Dash-One, permission to dock granted. Please proceed to docking bay one.
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Mmmournhold. City of light, city of mmmagic! Under sun and sky outlander, we greet you warmly. What do you WANT, outlander?!
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Off the ropes! Into the ropes! Against the ropes! He's off the ropes!
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shipwrek posted:"Whats a Shakepeare?" "They will know, Helghan belongs to the Helghast."
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"I'm not hiking barefoot up a volcano." "Come get some" "Glorious"
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"Oh yeah, the brothel sounds lovely."
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"SCV Ready" "I am Grahf, the Seeker of Power. Doth thou desire the power?" "Shoot me even once, and I'll blow that pile of junk you call a `Mech into scrap." "The Lord of Murder shall perish. But in his doom he will spawn a score of mortal progeny. Chaos will be sown from their passing. So sayeth the wise Alaundo." "We built it for ChaaAaaooOoOOoossss" "Who does a methodical pace benefit, King?" "Spear! SPEAR!" "Witness your doom!" "It is such a quiet thing to fall... but far more terrible as to admit it." "Apathy is death" "Explain something to me." "I do not have the years required nor the desire to indulge you." "I use it as I would use a poison, and in the hopes of understanding it, I will learn the way to kill it. But perhaps these are the excuses of an old woman who has grown to rely on a thing she despises." "Secret" And a bonus to make everyone's ears bleed: "Eyahahaha Ahahaha Ahh-haa~!" ~Lux
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Jmcrofts posted:A BOX OF K-BUPS COMPLETELY RESTORES YOUR ENERGY "Chili Con Carne!"
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Hey it's that dog
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Professor Wayne posted:Hey it's that dog
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System Metternich posted:All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.  SILOS NEEDED SILOS NEEDED SILOS NEEDED UNABLE TO COMPLY, BUILDING IN PROGRESS SILOS NEEDED SILOS NEEDED
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MAN-SPAWN!
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