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theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
"I'm sorry that you feel that way, old man."

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theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
"JASON"

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Locate and destroy the Godslayer sword.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
No...No!! I'm too late. I thought I could get here in time, thought I could stop you!

By Sithis, what have you done?! You have betrayed me, you have betrayed the Dark Brotherhood! WHY?!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Not even death can save you from me.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
See if you can get into the Lucifer's fighter bay!

(:argh:)

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Instant Sunrise posted:

Your sound card works perfectly.
Enjoying yourself?
It doesn't get any better than this!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
"To Archibald Ironfist, Murderous and vile usurper! We bid you down, down, down, to burn forever in the fires of eternal damnation! We pray that your foul general, who we name forevermore Dwarf-Bane, joins you in this fate."

Mwahahahahahahaaa!!

How charming.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
There are only two tactics a true warrior needs: Frontal Assault, and death by Frontal Assault!!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Rollersnake posted:

EXPLOSION PILLS!
EXPLOSION PILLS!
EXPLOSION PILLS!
EXPLOSION PILLS!
SECRET MEDICINE!
EXPLOSION PILLS!
EXPLOSION PILLS!
EXPLOSION PILLS!
SECRET MEDICINE!
The best part was chaining it so you got SECRET SECRET SECRET MEDICINE :2bong:

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this wizard! Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so that he does not rise again! EVIL, MEET MY SWORD! SWORD! MEET! EVIIIIIIILLLL!!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
MAN-SPAWN!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

PoptartsNinja posted:

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a Grue.
> what is a grue:ovr:

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Celery Face posted:

Don't listen to Ondore's lies!
BASCH LIVES :byodood:

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Intruder alert! Alert canceled. Intruder alert! Alert canceled. Intruder alert! Intruder canceled. All intruders, please report to the detention center.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
"IF THIS DOES NOT WORK"

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Weiss, you dumbass! Start making sense, you rotten book, or you're gonna be sorry. Maybe I'll rip your pages out, one by one. Or maybe I'll put you into the goddamn furnace! How can someone with such a big, smart brain get hypnotized like a little bitch, huh?! 'Oh, Shadowlord, I love you Shadowlord, come over here and give Weiss a big sloppy kiss, Shadowlord!' Now pull your head out of your goddamned rear end and start loving helping us!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Arcsquad12 posted:

Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?
oh my god shut the gently caress up :argh:

Alter Ego posted:

Haha, holy poo poo. How could I have forgotten Nier, the trollingest of all Cavia's games?

That line, by the way, was delivered by a murderous hermaphrodite wearing lingerie and wielding two absurdly large swords.
It's also the first thing you hear when you start the game up. With no explanation, naturally.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
TAZDINGO, YEHEHES

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Some of the slaves have been spreading stories about the Burned Man again.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
The touch...of GOD!!!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

RickVoid posted:

:smug: Ah, the Child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more... experiments. The pain will only be passing, you should survive the process.
Of all the lines to get wrong, you pick the first?

On that note:

I cannot be caged.

I cannot be controlled.

Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

RickVoid posted:

I submit that I did miss a line there, but what I have is, at least, correct.

And yes, all of Irenicus' dialogue is amazing. I could basically just quote his entire script.
Absolutely. David Warner is a goddamn treasure.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

SpacePig posted:

Do songs from games count? Because

"Got places to go, got to
FOLLOW MY RAINBOW"

basically comes to the front of my mind any time anyone says they've got somewhere to go.
Great, now all I can think of is "steeeeep into the raaaaainboooow" :argh:

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
The lines for passing the light puck back and forth in TWEWY (gives a boost to whoever's holding it, passes at the end of combos, gets bigger as you keep passing it up to a maximum). The regular lines range from simple "Got it!" to "This is nothing :smug:" but when you're chaining max passes they change to things like "Any last words? :black101:"

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Double Slash!
Volcanoooo :byodood:
Burning Rrrrush!
Crush Dance!
Madness...Hero!
Moon S-
Blazing Dynamo!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Grey Fox posted:

ARCHERRRRRRRS HO!
Draaaawwwwww arrows!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Have you ever seen the true face of God, exile?

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
"aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - serious sam

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Dimloep posted:

"Sell these goods, my lord?"
"Slaughter these villagers?"

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Afriscipio posted:

"To the moat!"

Incidentally, there was a hidden musical track on the Lords of the Realm II cd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvL8kcFLOrY
"We'll be shot to pieces!!"

Yeah, the hidden song is still great :v:

Arcsquad12 posted:

"First I get my legs smashed, and then comes walking in the Powder Gangers' grim loving reaper! What the gently caress you got against us, man?!"
"RETRIBUTION" :hist101:

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
SUMMON THE BRETHREN

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
A throne is the most devious trap of them all.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

RareAcumen posted:

It's highhhh BLARGHHH.
HEROES NEVER DIE!

...for a price.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
I sense...your soul...it has taken form to guide from within! You are strange among your kin!

But it...it is weak, and will not help again! You are empty inside! There is nothing left, but the instinct!!

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Play the guitar
Play it again
My Johnny
:argh:

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day,
Hardly spoke to those around him, didn't have too much to say...

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

NTT posted:

I'm detecting a strong demon ahead. Are you sure you want to go on?
Congratulations on completing the quest.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
I regret your efforts to intercept us have failed, pilots. You would be well advised to question the wisdom of your leaders. Helm, engage subspace drive.

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Arcsquad12 posted:

Are you loving kidding me!? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' Grim loving Reaper! What the gently caress have you got against us man? Jesus loving Christ, if you want me dead just give me 15 med-x and I can loving O.D for ya, okay? gently caress!
Don't worry. I won't have you lashed to a cross like the rest of these degenerates.

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theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings...

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