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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Acknowledged. Gamma. One. Using your target for attack!

Gamma One is the Emperor's stool pigeon!

Yeeeeah! Who won the lottery? I did!

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Hehheeere we go!

Grandma's got a present for you!

Nice! Can I order room service?

It's like a bird, except it flies underwater.

Who are you that do not know your history?

Stop pointing your hand penises at me!

This crater looks like it was tag teamed by two giant fuckbots.

You've made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling it must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start. *BANG*

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Dr Christmas posted:

Jesus, Conrad, tie your loving laces.

Duffy, there's gasoline there and you're smoking a fuckin' cigarette!?

Maybe there's a nice big ewe, Duffy!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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There is no time to be lost. BATTLE BRUTHAS.

BRUVVAH I AM PINNED HERE!

I AM ARAGHAST THE PILLAGER, MASTER OF HOUNDS, THE LASH OF THE BLACK LEGION!

Yes, the allcaps are required.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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All Rome will be amazed at such a victory! The day is oooooours!

TRIARII.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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shipwrek posted:

"Whats a Shakepeare?"

"They will know, Helghan belongs to the Helghast."

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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"Oh yeah, the brothel sounds lovely."

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Atmus posted:

No one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning.

We have enemy contact!
Hit. Hit. Damage Report.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Anatharon posted:




What's that one from?

Homeworld.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Gauntlet N64: You are now entering THE CASTLE COURTYARD

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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A command post is under hostile control!

Those duplicitous rebels have stolen our flag!

They're losing reinforcements, keep it up!

Super Battle Droid, take 'em out!

Beware careful of charity and kindness, lest you do more harm with open hands than with a clenched fist

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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They're through the second line!

These guys are crazy!

Dang, DEPLOY IT NOW.

It's hard to tell the good guys from the bad!

Is that any way to treat a girl?

Are you gonna listen to that monkey?

They're on me! I'm getting careless! Thanks Fox.

Falco, where are you going?

I found the target, try to keep up!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Look at thissssss, sneaking into the captains quarters.... heavy risk....
But the priiiize...

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Your health is low, do you have any potions or food?

Try to get your combat multiplier even higher!

Hero your willpower is low, watch that.

You got rid o' that ghost yet?

Welcome to Chicken Kicking!

Chicken Chaser? Chicken Chaser!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Lprsti99 posted:

"Ready to unleash eleven barrels of HELL"

Firing solution plotted!

All right men, time to wage to war!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Such is the fate of enemies of the empire.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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"Behold the castle that was built in one day! What GENIUS could have done this, you say? It's the Hideyoshi, Hideyoshi we say! He built the castle in just one day, wee! It's Hideyoshi, Hideyoshi we praise! He built the castle in just one day........"

"You are a leader of me. I am a leader of leaders. Therein lies the difference."

"Come, Nemesis!"

"If one musket fires while the other reloads, than continuous fire can be achieved."

"That continuous motion... they are using the wheel formation! Let us counter with the crane formation!"

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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This is a Corellian YT-300 freighter. I dunno where this poo poo came from.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Nobody, I mean NOBODY, gets by the Mathematician!

"I guess all the good names were taken?"

Watch yourself, or the Mathematician will subtract your head from your shoulders!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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FutureCop posted:

AND NOW, THE FINAL CURTAIN!

THIS WILL BE A MERCY!


Why the, ah, "Bretonnian Dance", sir?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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"One hundred... two hundred... three hundred! You guys are gonna make me rich!"

"Boba Fett on the job!"

"Yoda you summoned, here I am."

"Gremlin heck its a super!"

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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doodlebugs posted:

this place looks like it got tag teamed by giant fuckbots

"First I get my legs smashed, and then comes walking in the Powder Gangers' grim loving reaper! What the gently caress you got against us, man?!"

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Not a video game line, but from a video game and permanently affecting my enjoyment of a song.

"Hey yo, jim man, won't you, won't you kick some of that, you know
you know how you do it man, it's a trip people don't even believe we're together right now,
but tell your story you know the one I like, say it for me (ride, ride, ride)"

RIDERS ON THE STORM...

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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sout posted:

What's the matter, can't stand the sight of your own blood?

You dare fight a Dunmer!?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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"You've made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling, must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck! Truth is, the game was rigged from the start."

BETHESDA SOFTWORKS
PRESENTS

AN
OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT
PRODUCTION

FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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ninjahedgehog posted:

Brostagma?

Ettimos.

Vulome!

Esvoli!

Woololo

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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hackbunny posted:

"poo poo"

(guess the game)

How do like that silver?

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Gamma One is the Emperor's Stool Pigeon!

The first kill is ours!

Acknowledged. Gamma. One. Using your target for attack!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Are you loving kidding me!? First I get my legs smashed, and then in walks the Powder Gangers' Grim loving Reaper! What the gently caress have you got against us man? Jesus loving Christ, if you want me dead just give me 15 med-x and I can loving O.D for ya, okay? gently caress!

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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HOLY SIGMAR, BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Nordic generals in Total War Attila: Fight for us lads! It's a gud life!

or this classic from Witcher 2.

Soldier 1: His mother comes and tells him, "the Elder and the recruiter are coming for you!" He was slaughtering pigs at the time, so he takes a pig's eye and puts it between his buttocks.

Soldier 2: He does what!?

Soldier 1: Puts a pig's eye in his arse. The Elder and the recruiter enter and the mother says, "Son, they've come to take you to war." And he's standing with his back to them, his pants down. He spreads his cheeks and says, "I can see that."

Soldier 2: Did they take him?

Soldier 1: Not a chance.


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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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We have enemy contact.

Hit. Hit. Damage report.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Mierenneuker posted:

Capturing it was easy. Holding it will be hard...


That's one radical dreadnought, dude.

It is as though a thousand mouths cry out in pain!

Drive me closer, I want to hit them with my sword!

Bring us a new driver, this one is dead!

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Kikka posted:

Hey, here comes the high roller!

"gently caress Benny."

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Ahway true to kaisar

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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AlMac posted:

Kid just rages for a while.

Proper story's supposed to start at the beginning. Ain't so simple with this one.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Planes! Birds! KILL!

Might be misremembering that one

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Mar 4, 2013

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Craftics posted:

"I'm Lance Boyle and you'd be too, if you were me"

"What's that awful smell, Lance?"
"I know what you mean, Cheryl... it's the Enforcer! He loooooost!"

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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Ravenfood posted:

Yrden! Use the Yrden!

YOU COME DOWN HERE AND TRAP IT!

That fight is such a pain in the rear end because of the drat QTEs.

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Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

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coffeecup posted:

Are you a BOY

...

or a GIRL?



Creepy adware fantasy game, this "choose your character" audio played on mouseover/pageload or w/e. Scared the crap out of me and will never leave my brain

But enough about fallout 3

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