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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something
I'm going to create a new country and enshrine mans right to candy canes in the constitution. Then in a few hundred years we'll get to see idiots get insane with rage when someone tries to take away their candy canes. People will be open-carrying semi-sweet candy canes tricked out with tactical licorice rails and underslung mint-launchers, much to the chagrin of everyday cavity-fearing citizens and their children.

"FROM MY COLD, DEAD, SLIGHTLY STICKY HANDS!!!"

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

Guys who grew up with their parents beating the living poo poo out of them every day are more likely to become hockey stars

drat, that was a rough read. I was hoping for a happy ending where he beat his father to death with a hockey stick.

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