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ductonius
Apr 9, 2007
I heard there's a cream for that...

Whistling rear end in a top hat posted:

because it's absurd?? what kind of hosed up Kafka-esque society do we live in where I *have to* lie to proceed on a job application

You're not lying, you're being as truthful as the webform allows you to be.

Pick the university that's closest to yours and when they ask you about it say "your application didn't have my university on it, it's actually $UNIVERSITY" and then answer their question in the same breath.

You've got to be smarter than the HR drones you're trying to operate.

Edit: and minimum wage jobs are so hard to apply for because there's no real penalty for the position going unfilled. It's not like they need 50,000 machinists tomorrow to make bombers to fight Hitler. When that was the case anyone with a pulse could show up and be working the same day.

ductonius fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Dec 6, 2015

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