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Neumonic
Sep 25, 2003

This is my serious face.
Do telemarketing-- it requires no degree or any real skill and pays decently.

I have an Associate degree in Creative Writing and another Associate in Music Production, both from the local community college, so I was in a similar spot. Now I work in downtown Austin making SDR cold calls for 35K plus 10% commission. Plenty of time off too, so I can keep working on my music.

Seconding the bit about lying-- make up references, job experience, whatever. I used to work at a pizza place with the manager and two other employees, I was technically an "assistant manager" despite having none of those duties, but on my resume I show 2 years of management and training. Stretch whatever you have to make you look like a perfect fit for a position.

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