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Cerebral Mayhem
Jul 18, 2000

Very useful on the planet Delphon, where they communicate with their eyebrows
Is it going to take ten million years to find out what the Question is?

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Cerebral Mayhem posted:

Is it going to take ten million years to find out what the Question is?
As I previously stated, I will be the one asking questions around here.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Yes, I like to laugh!

Rick Deckard
Jan 3, 2007
Ex-blade runner
There are no stupid questions, so out with it already.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Is this about those three seashells?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I can not give you the answers you seek Mr. Lowtax, all I may do is give you truth as I see it

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

Lowtax posted:

As I previously stated, I will be the one asking questions around here.

Why is that?

texasmed
May 27, 2004
I'm not prepared to answer any questions at this time

Unknowable Hole
Feb 2, 2005


Pillbug

Lowtax posted:

As I previously stated, I will be the one asking questions around here.
I refuse to answer any questions on the grounds I might incriminate myself.

RecoomesSexyRear
Jul 18, 2003

I'm going count to ten and refresh and if I don't see the question i'm going to charge back my $10 from 2003, Richard.

Demon Lord
Jun 8, 2003
ex nihil, ex omni, ad infinitum
We have a whole forum just for that, Richard. GB2

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

all the answers you need are right here



blessed be thy tables

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
what happened to the lowtax aatar

i liked it when he used that dolphin picture

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
The answer is "an entire pie." I'm not proud of it, but it's the truth.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
ask ur mother champ

nockturne
Aug 5, 2008

Soiled Meat
This thread reads like a Zen koan.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

I have prepared a statement

Thunder Moose
Mar 7, 2015

S.J.C.
Uh I mean, maybe? How do you figure exactly? Why that method?

whatevz
Sep 22, 2013

I lack the most basic processes inherent in all living organisms: reproducing and dying.

Death By Yogurt posted:

take it to e/n

Takane
Aug 24, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I have all the answers for you. Even the ones you didn't know you wanted to know.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Hooters hooters yum yum yum
Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Here are some answers, pick the one that best suits your purpose:

1) the crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe
2) 42
3) none, because ice cream doesn't have bones
4) banana
4 ) banana
4) banana
5) orange you glad i didn't say banana
6) why the hell not
7) interment camps for baptists
8) all the other kids are doing it
9) put mandelbrot numbers in for the variables in the formula for linear acceleraton (this one is actually fun, you can stop time forever is you do it wrong)
10) send me a PM with the deets, i'll get it sorted out eventually

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
Lowtax do you love GBS more than any other sub forum on SA? Let's settle this here and now.

Admiral_eX_laX
Jul 8, 2009

Historically Inaccurate

Gilganixon posted:

all the answers you need are right here



blessed be thy tables

How do you baptise a cloud tho

greg sexyvibes
May 7, 2007
IF I EVER FIRST POST AGAIN SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO ME
7 inches but it's thin.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

OP you have been making declarative statements but have yet to ask a question

Voted 1

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
There's no such thing as a dumb question, Lowtax, but the rule may have an exception.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Grody posted:

holy poo poo your a mod?

Not that i am.... aware of.

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Answer:

Dammit just finish the ripper lp, its not the same without you

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
the door on the left yw

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

steinrokkan posted:

what happened to the lowtax aatar

i liked it when he used that dolphin picture

he was banned and can't afford a new av

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
Dammit Lowtax, it's close to the end of the third quarter and we're still no closer to closing on the Henderson account. I've got Finance breathing down our necks, Retail up in arms about the earnings package, and now you come to me with this? Do I look like your mother? No, I look like a man. A rich, successful man, probably with a moustache, who has a business to run. And while I'm doing that and pulling Brothers, Brothers and Son from the brink of bankruptcy, maybe you could answer your own goddamn questions.

*chews furiously on cigar, swigs from glass of bourbon*

Frisky
Apr 2, 2012

What turtle?
very carefully

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Just had a cheesy goedita crunch it was p good going down but i am feeling not great 10 minutes later.

Would recommend lowtax

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Please direct any questions to my assistant.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
you've recently converted to Church of the Latter Day Saints and you want to pop the question to everyone on SA?

I'll be bride #2358

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I'm a free man I don't have to answer any questions! What do you mean "subpoena"???

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Need to sale a car?

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
That's a pretty good inquiry lowtax. I think you're on the right path and choosing correctly given the circumstances. Still, I have more experience you do with the same matter, and feel like you might be a little hasty in some of your assumptions and effects to follow.

I'd say sleep on it first, TBH. But you're a good guy lowtax. It will work out for you regardless.

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Long ago in a dusty village
full of hunger, pain and strife
a man came forth with a vision of truth
and the way to a better life
he was convinced he had the answer
and he compelled people to follow along
but the hunger never vanished
and the man was banished
and the village dried up and died
at a time when wise men peered
through glass tubes toward the sky
the heavens changed in predictable ways
and one man was able to find
that he had thought he found the answer
and he was quick to write his revelation
but as they were scutinized
in his colleagues eyes
he soon became a mockery
don't tell me about the answer
'cause then another one will come along soon
I don't believe you have the answer
I've got ideas too
but if you've got enough naivete
and you've got conviction
then the answer is perfect for you
an urban sprawl sits choking on its discharge
overwhelmed by industry
searching for a modern day savior from another place
inclined toward charity
everyone's begging for an answer
without regard to validity
the searching never ends
it goes on and on for eternity

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