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Hyperlynx posted:Beyonce: All the seagul eggs (all the seagull eggs) On this thing of lettuce (on this thing of lettuce) ...goddammit that's more food, what is wrong with me?
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dirksteadfast posted:All the seagul eggs (all the seagull eggs) Dude, I think you're overdoing your diet.
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dirksteadfast posted:All the seagul eggs (all the seagull eggs) Ah yes, I too enjoy a healthy breakfast of seagull eggs.
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Can't find a Vedder man.
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I said I don't want a whale in a box or a bag
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I always thought Steve Miller was singing, "Big hotel and a lighthouse, don't carry me too far away."
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Hyperlynx posted:Beyonce: I thought it was "I'm a cigarette! I'm a cigarette!"
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B.H. Facials posted:I always thought Steve Miller was singing, "Big hotel and a lighthouse, don't carry me too far away." I thought it was "Big Old Jed and Lionel, don't carry me too far away."
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Celery Face posted:I said I don't want a whale in a box or a bag That whole song is completely incomprehensible.
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B.H. Facials posted:I always thought Steve Miller was singing, "Big hotel and a lighthouse, don't carry me too far away." "Big ole Jack and Lino Don't care if he too far away" e: "I'll stand by you. I'll stand by you. Although nobody heard you I'll stand by you"
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I love rock and roll, so smoke another dime and dance with me.
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sticklefifer posted:The Police: "I'm a pool hall ace/with every step you take." I thought those were the correct lyrics for like 30years. I also ate paint chips as a kid, evidently.
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A long time ago I used to think that the chorus of that AC/DC song was "You should be all right now". In Tiny Dancer, I used to think until a few years ago that Elton sang "lay me down in sheets of leather", which sounded very uncomfortable.
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I keep hearing Toto's "I bless the rains down in Africa" as "I guess it rains down in Africa"
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Dec 27, 2016 06:19
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Until right now it thought it was "I miss the rains".
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Lord Hydronium posted:A long time ago I used to think that the chorus of that AC/DC song was "You should be all right now". I thought it was "sheets of lead". Like he was radioactive, or something? I don't know.
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Subjunctive posted:Until right now it thought it was "I miss the rains". Same.
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Welcome to the Black Parade by My Chemical Romance, I still confuse "We'll carry on" in the chorus with "We're carrion". And it still works with the rest of the song. I swear I'm not a nihilist.
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Apparently I posted this already a while back.
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Fister Roboto posted:That whole song is completely incomprehensible. Oh, come on. What part of "on a wizard, on a whale" don't you understand?
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Sonata Arctica has always been one of the biggest offenders for me. In "The Last of this Chapter" whose lyrics are about a creepy stalker who slowly gets closer and closer to his ex, I had always heard the line: You had killed a man, It looks good on you (You have new love, and It looks good on you) And in "Broken" also by them, I had to look up the lyrics. Turns out the real line wasn't half as violent as I thought, but I cannot for the love of me hear the "right" line  Do you really know me? I want to kill a cat (Do you really know me? I might be a God) Six-Of-Hearts posted:I realized today I've been mishearing about half of Skid Row's "Slave to the Grind" album for the past couple decades. Also seconding this. Although not from that album, the first time I heard "Big guns" I missed a line and became convinced that the song was about a pre-op trans girl: She got the big guns (garbled) Bang bang shooting like a firing squad (The missing line is "pointed at my heart") Shellception has a new favorite as of 23:47 on Jan 2, 2017 |
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I don't think sweisstustik (???) both bears straight down Sancho's throat.
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Jan 10, 2017 03:41
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Feeling like a ham and mustard shake
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N'thing that "Ask all my Starbucks Lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane" is what Taylor Swift actually sings in Blank Space. I always heard the opening lyric to Shook Me All Night Long as "She was a sex machine", which, let's be fair, fits in pretty drat well. Also, had no idea it was "Soy un peredor" (or what the gently caress ever that was), always heard it as "Sooooooo, there's the door!", like, "Hey bitch, why don't you just get the gently caress out if you hate me so much?" Also kinda fits with the song.
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"Yeah ride, ride, come on to a Jewish life." "Yeah, riding high on love's true bluish light" Blondie, Heart of Glass
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If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be alarmed now. It's just a sprinkling for the baking.
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Fister Roboto posted:I don't think sweisstustik (???) both bears straight down Sancho's throat. WELL LIFE ISH SO LOVE THE ONE YA GOT
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Don't cry for me, Argentina/ The truth is I never loved you I was like, drat, that's cold.
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Not only did I think that Daft Punk's "Lose Yourself to Dance" was "You Just Have to Dance", but I also realized that it sounds like "You Just Sucked a Dick", and now that's all I can hear when the song is playing.
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Near-Earth oceloid posted:Not only did I think that Daft Punk's "Lose Yourself to Dance" was "You Just Have to Dance", but I also realized that it sounds like "You Just Sucked a Dick", and now that's all I can hear when the song is playing. God drat it. Well, thanks for that.
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From 'Kimnotyze' (Lil' Kim, Trooper Da Don, DJ Tomekk) "What you know about high Daleks on a Escalade" - should be hydraulics, obviously and later in the same song "Mein Pferd, das brennt lichterloh" - should be "Mein Feuer, das brennt lichterloh", because his fire is ablaze, and not his horse. Also from roughly the same time, '1, 2, 3, rhymes galore' (Dj Tomekk, Flavor Flav, and others) "Ehhhh, sleep a dish, I love Eugene, go catch a fish", which was Flav's attempt at singing "Iiiiiich liebe dich, I love you G', go catch your fish" Yeah, the mid-90's US-Germany hip hop collabs produced some weird stuff.
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"Oh place your hands on my hole, run your fingers through my soul" - how I always hear the opening lines of Place Your Hands. Actual version - "place your hands on my hope". I thought it sounded like it was about sex, welp, it's actually about the death of one of the band member's dad or grandfather.
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Fister Roboto posted:If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be alarmed now. It's just a sprinkling for the baking. "There's a lady ashore, her lip glitters with gold..."
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I always wondered why Prince was so keen on raspberry parfait, the kind you get at the second hand store. beret
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Meander posted:I always wondered why Prince was so keen on raspberry parfait, the kind you get at the second hand store. You think that's bad, for years I thought it was "Ride, Spirit of Flame! The kind you find in a second hand song." It was Prince, it didn't need to make sense.
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"When I needed sunshine up my brain." -The Monkees, "I'm a Believer"
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yo rear end is grass posted:"When I needed sunshine up my brain." Me: "I'm not to step in stone." The Monkees: "I'm not your steppin' stone."
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Just realized Paperback Writer's lyric is "It's a dirty story of a dirty man, and his clinging wife doesn't understand." I always thought it was his "cleaning wife," because he was so dirty she was always cleaning.
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I thought Paul Young was singing "sense of a doughnut". It was "senza una donna". I was 13.
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