PYF Misheard Song Lyrics. A Cross-eyed Bear That I Give to You.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Misheard Song Lyrics. A Cross-eyed Bear That I Give to You.

Nemesis Of Moles: Jul 25, 2007

My wife earnestly seems physically incapable of actually hearing lyrics.

There's a Frank Turner song that goes " And all the things that I believed with all my heart when I was young
Are just coasters for beers and clean surfaces for drugs"

And she was apparently singing that last line as Sausages for drugs for like 3 years.

Enter Sandman is "Extra Light:Endo-might".

There's a few more but those are probably the best.

My own is the middle bit in Battery clearly says " Play Monopoly, just brings misery "

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Nemesis Of Moles: Jul 25, 2007

Another one from my apparently deaf wife.
Jonathan Coulton's song A Talk With George starts with the words "There's a tall thin man standing in the shadows"
Which to her ears was "There's a dolphin man standing in the shadows"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYBwGbCNoUI

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