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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Misheard Song Lyrics. A Cross-eyed Bear That I Give to You.
 
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dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
 The Offspring "Come Out and Play"

Real:
Hey, man you talking back to me?
Take him out (you gotta keep em separated)

Me:
Hey, man you talking back to me?
Drink your milk (you gotta keep em separated)

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dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
 Gotye- "Somebody That I Used to Know"

Real lyric:
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sadness

My lyric:
You can get addicted to a certain kind of sandwich

Zedd - "Clarity"

Real lyric:
You are the piece of me I wish I didn't need

My lyric:
You are the piece of meat I wish I didn't eat

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dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010
 In my brain all songs are about food apparently.

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dirksteadfast
Oct 10, 2010

Hyperlynx posted:

Beyonce:
"On the ceiling! (On the ceiling!)
On the ceiling! (On the ceiling!)"

All the seagul eggs (all the seagull eggs)
On this thing of lettuce (on this thing of lettuce)

...goddammit that's more food, what is wrong with me?

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