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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Misheard Song Lyrics. A Cross-eyed Bear That I Give to You.

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Guns n Roses's You could be mine has this:

"Don't forget to call my lawyers
with ridiculous demands.
An you can take the pity so far
But it's more than I can stand."

But i swear to god i hear Axl telling the dude to take his bigger sofa cause it's more than he can stand.

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Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The Rolling Stones, "Miss You"

"I've been holding out so long, I've been sleepin' all alone, Lord I miss you"
became
"I've been haulin' rear end so long, I've been sleepin' on the lawn, Lord I miss you"

I like my version better.

what the gently caress, i had to check that out right now to see if you were joking. Those were "my" lyrics ever since i first heard that song.

:psyduck:

:psyduck:

# ¿ Dec 14, 2015 08:45

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

brotato posted:

Whitesnake's Here I Go
Real lyrics: like a drifter I was born to walk alone
Heard as: like a twister I was born to walk alone

I'm in my late 20s and I just found out my version was wrong like, 2 months ago.

Listen to the original's line and you'll find an even funnier mishearing :v:

:v:

# ¿ Dec 15, 2015 05:17

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPs7dJvW2X4

# ¿ Dec 16, 2015 18:41

Mans: Sep 14, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

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# ¿ Dec 21, 2015 03:06

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