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Stone Temple Pilots (RIP Scott Weiland), Vasoline Real: Blew a kiss and tried to take it home Misheard: You would kiss a tractor, take it home Megadeth, Foreclosure of a Dream Real: A plan of dignity and balance for all Misheard: Unplanned indignity, imbalance for all St. Lunatics, Midwest Swing Real: Why my Cutlass blue? Misheard: Why'm I cuttin' wit' spoons? Nas, If I Ruled the World Real: Black diamonds and pearls Misheard: Black time ends in pearls (  )I am bad at hearing lyrics. 
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loquacius posted:In a similar vein, someone once told me they heard the chorus of Jungle Love ("Jungle love is drivin' me mad") as "Chug-a-lug, strawberry man" and it works way better than it should There was an old thread dedicated to mondegreens in which someone posted about hearing "Message In A Bottle" as "Mr. Chinnabotto" and I always found that hilarious.
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Drunk Nerds posted:the digital part in the middlle of Get Lucky totally sounds like "We'll rub a mexican... we'll rub a mexican monkey." I always heard it as "Hold up a Mexican puppy" myself.
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Intoluene posted:My sister when she was much, much younger used to sing "I'm your penis" instead of "I'm your venus". Mister Kingdom posted:I heard it as "I'm your fetus". I heard it as "I'm your phoenix." I mean, she mentions fire next, so it only made sense that way in my head.
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Busta Rhymes, "This Means War" Actual: Give and you receive Cherish every breath you breathe Heard: Heathen, you receive Cherry cherry, breath you breathe I knew I had to be mishearing because what I was hearing made no sense, but I didn't look it up until I had a shoer epiphany about the second line.
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dirksteadfast posted:The Offspring "Come Out and Play" Relatedly Real: The gangs stake their own campus locale Me: The gangs say go, oh, get the gently caress out
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