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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > PYF Misheard Song Lyrics. A Cross-eyed Bear That I Give to You.
 
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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
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Nirvana - In Bloom
Actual lyric: "Sell the kids for food"
Heard lyric: "Sarah kissed a fool"

Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Actual lyric: "I got my poker face, got my poker face"
Heard lyric: "Ah bah bah bup bip bay, ah bup bip bip bay"

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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
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theironjef posted:

My girlfriend grew up thinking there's some famous guy from history named "Carson Brown" and that the couple in the song wants him to marry them.

It was "Possum Brown" for me, and I assumed he was some old people comedian like Red Skelton. The whole "he'll say 'are you married'" bit was a reference I didn't get.

Oh, and one I only just finally figured out recently. Big Bad Leroy Brown, baddest man in the whole drat town. Not downtown.

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Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
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Fister Roboto posted:

If there's a bustle in your hedgehog, don't be alarmed now. It's just a sprinkling for the baking.

"There's a lady ashore, her lip glitters with gold..."

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