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I AM A STEAMING CLEFT. I AM A CHECKERBOAR DOF GLISTENING FLESH. I AM A HOT FAT SLUT AND MGY RED SEA OF BREASTS NIS PARTING FOR THEE
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Avshalom posted:MY BODY JOLTS INTO AN EROTIC POLKA We shall call it "Klezmer" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5py9qHB_YPk
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Dec 27, 2015 04:25
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But yes I lok forwar dto Trump's very late and peaceful death so his ghost can cacompany me into the hereafter.
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Dec 27, 2015 04:26
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AT ONCE MY VAGINA LAUGHS... and cries.
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Dec 27, 2015 04:26
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Avshalom posted:I AM A STEAMING CLEFT. I AM A CHECKERBOAR DOF GLISTENING FLESH. I AM A HOT FAT SLUT AND MGY RED SEA OF BREASTS NIS PARTING FOR THEE Dark eyes, burning eyes Frightful and beautiful eyes I love you so, I fear you so For sure I've seen you at a sinister hour Dark eyes, flaming eyes They implore me into faraway lands Where love reigns, where peace reigns Where there is no suffering, where war is forbidden Israel!
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Dec 27, 2015 04:27
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OChi Chornye is a Romani song
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Dec 27, 2015 04:31
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Avshalom posted:OChi Chornye is a Romani song a fellow people who would have been best served by founding their own Israel in Ottoman lands We must show solidarity to fellow decolonialist movements, Avshalom. It is what Rav Aluf Yaakov Dori would have done if you have better klezmer or israeli music, post it
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Dec 27, 2015 04:33
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I have lots but Australia is a firstworl country where the rural intenret is at aspeed you probably havne't seen since 1993, which means no Youtuibe at ALL We're not perfect In my head I used to call you Miggif, which turned into MigFig
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Dec 27, 2015 04:36
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Avshalom posted:I have lots but Australia is a firstworl country where the rural intenret is at aspeed you probably havne't seen since 1993, which means no Youtuibe at ALL MigFig --- I'll take it! i bought fresh dates and figs in palestine once they were pretty tasty I am posting from rural america at this very second; we have 4g LTE here, and I get unlimited data use, so its pretty baller. I can stream youtube or live radio from anywhere a-ok no problem You cannot start a kibbutz without a wifi connection able to be shared freely to a few dozen other homesteaders, avs. Have you considered maybe making aliyah with friends to a kibbutz?
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Dec 27, 2015 04:40
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Klezmer Persona Name: Shtetl Axoletl It's a Chasdic Axolotl with payot gills, and it only eats algae
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Dec 27, 2015 04:42
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All my JEwish friends are urbn kids afraid of the country and all my Rural friends are goyim 
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Dec 27, 2015 04:43
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Except for ONE who's a total loving nerd who couldn't euthanise a quail wihout dying and I wouldn't make aliyah wiht him anyway, he's a poo poo Head and iirc you are supposed to gently caress everhyone (would be using birthright because I'm a poor))
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Dec 27, 2015 04:44
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Avshalom posted:Except for ONE who's a total loving nerd who couldn't euthanise a quail wihout dying and I wouldn't make aliyah wiht him anyway, he's a poo poo Head and iirc you are supposed to gently caress everhyone (would be using birthright because I'm a poor)) This fall I helped the brother-in-law's brother's children behead and defrock twodozen of their roosters for winter It was either that or bale hay in the cow patty. The chicken were pretty easy, since I took a course on kosher cooking & cleaning while I was an undergrad. Its pretty easy to keep kosher, as long as you have a good knife And now my sister has another one in the oven so maybe rural life is for me? It is just so different to have family married into a buncha expatriate Finno-Norgie rednecks, they had never seen matzhoh brie before i came up here and still do not know the joy which is challa the nearest temple is either in Fargo or Canada so while I would like to start going to services again it is a bit inconvenient what with the 5 hour drive
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Dec 27, 2015 04:54
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do u even minyan bro
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Dec 27, 2015 05:20
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My Imaginary GF posted:Speaking of which, why is it that Jews do not have the right to worship on the temple mount? Because it's prohibited by Jewish law, and mainstream Jewish authorities consider it risky and highly inadvisable to even set foot on the Temple Mount at all.
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Dec 27, 2015 05:29
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Irony Be My Shield posted:This seems like a good thing to discuss after Israel stops openly stealing land in East Jerusalem Israel is not going to stop doing that because having tiny enclaves occupied by foreign hostiles is dumb and untenable.
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Dec 27, 2015 06:01
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Maoist Pussy posted:Israel is not going to stop doing that because having tiny enclaves occupied by foreign hostiles is dumb and untenable. It isn't "stealing land" if the land is being used to plan, provision, and conduct terrorist operations, any more than YPG is "stealing land" in Syria as it advances against ISIL forces around Tishrin Dam.
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Dec 27, 2015 06:06
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Indeed. Regardless, though, in practical terms the justifications don't matter a bit.
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Dec 27, 2015 06:11
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Main Paineframe posted:Because it's prohibited by Jewish law, and mainstream Jewish authorities consider it risky and highly inadvisable to even set foot on the Temple Mount at all. you might stand on the spot of the holy of holies and literally be dead, for instance
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Dec 27, 2015 14:40
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My Imaginary GF posted:It isn't "stealing land" if the land is being used to plan, provision, and conduct terrorist operations, any more than YPG is "stealing land" in Syria as it advances against ISIL forces around Tishrin Dam. It's specifically stealing land if you're violating the Geneva convention and numerous other articles of international law to commit war crimes by illegally taking people's land. It's kind of the very definition. Strange as it seems when they were writing the international military laws which all nations abide by, they didn't add an article saying "oh but feel free to ignore all these and commit all the atrocities you like if you can make up some feeble rationale about 'TERRURISTS'". Also Israels policy of racial purity and ethnic cleansing has gently caress all to do with terrorism, evicting Palestinian families with no involvement whatsoever to terrorism from their homes to allow Jewish settlers to live there instead.
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Dec 27, 2015 16:07
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Maoist Pussy posted:Israel is not going to stop doing that because having tiny enclaves occupied by foreign hostiles is dumb and untenable. "It's inconvenient for us if they live there" is not a valid reason for stealing, and collective punishment of entire civilian populations for the acts of terrorist individuals or organizations is generally considered a violation of human rights.
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Dec 27, 2015 17:16
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Main Paineframe posted:"It's inconvenient for us if they live there" is not a valid reason for stealing, and collective punishment of entire civilian populations for the acts of terrorist individuals or organizations is generally considered a violation of human rights. ...but enough about Palestinian knife terrorists. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 27, 2015 20:16
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The government of Israel are morally equivalent to murderers and should be put in jail, good point.
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Dec 27, 2015 20:20
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Everyone involved are assholes, so just leave the whole area alone and let it sort itself out. See who ends up surviving in the resulting Mad Max hellscape, and watch as they die from climate change over the coming decades 
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Dec 28, 2015 10:49
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Did everything you learn about the israeli/palestinian conflict come from an episode of south park?
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Main Paineframe posted:"It's inconvenient for us if they live there" is not a valid reason for stealing, and collective punishment of entire civilian populations for the acts of terrorist individuals or organizations is generally considered a violation of human rights. Perhaps, but in practical terms only one nationality can possess the land between Lebanon and Egypt. There will be peace when everyone comes to that realization.
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Dec 29, 2015 09:50
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Considering nationalities are essentially social constructs and, as history shows us, clearly mutable open to being expanded or contracted in terms of scope of ethnicities, religions, etc. why is that relevant in any way shape or form? You're point is literally 'this area needs to have a single acknowledged government with some sort of shared identity and loyalty to said government'. In fact all you're really saying is a two state solution isn't possible because reasons.
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Dec 29, 2015 10:29
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Maoist Pussy posted:Perhaps, but in practical terms only one nationality can possess the land between Lebanon and Egypt. There will be peace when everyone comes to that realization. Why?
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Dec 29, 2015 10:57
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A two-state solution isn't possible because a nation founded for the purpose of being the Jewish state and an ethnic group defined in opposition to the existence of that state are not going to coexist, and because nobody wants weird little microenclaves all over the place, and because all sorts of other reasons that make it ridiculously impractical and undesirable. A sovereign Israel is going to exist unless the US pulls its support. That is all.
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Dec 29, 2015 10:57
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Maoist Pussy posted:A two-state solution isn't possible because a nation founded for the purpose of being the Jewish state and an ethnic group defined in opposition to the existence of that state are not going to coexist, and because nobody wants weird little microenclaves all over the place, and because all sorts of other reasons that make it ridiculously impractical and undesirable. Palestinians aren't defined in opposition to the state of Israel. For the past 40 years the majority of them have supported a two state solution and it's only in the last few months when a very slim majority were found not to support a two state solution in polls, a set of circumstances which you could guarantee would change back to majority support for a two-state solution is Israel showed any actual interest in creating a state for the Palestinians rather than grinding the Palestinians down with decades of oppression and war crimes. There also wouldn't be micro-enclaves, a peaceful resolution will be based on mutually agreed land exchanges - something both sides have agreed on in past negotiations. Aside from the issue of joining Gaza and the West Bank, all borders would be contiguous and based on the 1967 borders with alterations to take Israels settlements into account. It's more than the Israelis have any right to ask, but if it gets a peace process going then it's a poo poo sandwich the Palestinians have to eat. In reference to your point about a sovereign israel, I would say Palestinian is unlikely to exist without either the US pulling its support or the EU (which makes up about 80% of Israelis trade) taking action and imposing serious sanctions - though in those circumstances a sovereign israel would still exist albeit side-by -side with a Palestinian state. That seems to be neither here nor there though.
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Dec 29, 2015 11:46
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Maoist Pussy posted:A two-state solution isn't possible because a nation founded for the purpose of being the Jewish state and an ethnic group defined in opposition to the existence of that state are not going to coexist, and because nobody wants weird little microenclaves all over the place, and because all sorts of other reasons that make it ridiculously impractical and undesirable. What's preventing a two state solution? What microenclaves and how were they formed?
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Dec 29, 2015 12:12
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Maoist Pussy posted:A two-state solution isn't possible because a nation founded for the purpose of being the Jewish state and an ethnic group defined in opposition to the existence of that state are not going to coexist, and because nobody wants weird little microenclaves all over the place, and because all sorts of other reasons that make it ridiculously impractical and undesirable. That or some pretty hosed up poo poo happens in the world, to force Israel's hand, they're not omnipotent.
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Dec 29, 2015 18:25
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Maoist Pussy posted:A sovereign Israel is going to exist unless the US pulls its support. That is all. This is correct, Israel will continue to exist side by side with Palestine because Israel has enjoyed US support for so long and is so well established it would be extremely unlikely a Palestinian state could threaten the existence of Israel even if it were hostile.
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Dec 29, 2015 18:56
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DrProsek posted:This is correct, Israel will continue to exist side by side with Palestine because Israel has enjoyed US support for so long and is so well established it would be extremely unlikely a Palestinian state could threaten the existence of Israel even if it were hostile. The existence of Israel is threatened by the idea that Palestinians are human people.
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Dec 29, 2015 20:40
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Cat Mattress posted:The existence of Israel is threatened by the idea that Palestinians are human people. Actually they aren't because they aren't even considered citizens.
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Dec 29, 2015 20:44
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Cat Mattress posted:The existence of Israel is threatened by the idea that Palestinians are human people. As constructive and useful a post as ever. Must I really point out the irony in you accusing Israelis of dehumanizing Palestinians? In actual news, Ehud Olmert is going to jail even though his sentence got cut. quote:JERUSALEM — The Israeli Supreme Court reduced a prison sentence for Ehud Olmert, a former Israeli prime minister, on Tuesday to 18 months from six years after overturning the main part of his conviction on bribery charges.
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The Insect Court posted:As constructive and useful a post as ever. Must I really point out the irony in you accusing Israelis of dehumanizing Palestinians? Are you saying it's untrue or are you saying it's justified because both sides do it?
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I just watched Louis Theroux's "The Ultra Zionists" documentary and I have to ask: Do do you think he painted you in the best possible light, TIC? I assume you're one of the guys in it. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Ddraig posted:I just watched Louis Theroux's "The Ultra Zionists" documentary and I have to ask: Do do you think he painted you in the best possible light, TIC? I assume you're one of the guys in it. If you're looking for people who can explain why they dehumanize their enemy and legitimize violence even against peaceful civilians, you should probably talk to some of the usual suspects in the I/P thread. Haven't seen the documentary, is there a point where they discuss how young Palestinians in the West Bank can be before they're too young to be killed? Do they constantly make comparisons between Palestinians and the Third Reich to try to justify their hatred?
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Whenever Israel kills a 14 year old there are people are falling over themselves to point out that they're totally an adult by Arab standards, yeah
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