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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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It's finally back! :woot:

Gimme the biggest Dutch ship around.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Claiming the HNLMS De Ruyter.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:



The Kido Butai has refuelled and is now sweeping towards Singapore – the plan was to cause terror, the first terror is mine! We get off lightly however.
When's my "My lucky ship survived the Kido Butai" t-shirt being delivered?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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So we're closing in on Singapore. Any idea what its defenses look like right now?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:





Oh yeah, I've got a small force invading America.
Are you trying to accomplish anything particular here or is it just a case of "I have these guys sitting around, let's use them for something silly"?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:



Hey, that's another kill.
That's just the infamous Japanese intelligence, right? Right? :ohdear:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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I was hoping it would be Eniwetok since that's where GH opened an eldritch gate through human sacrifice in the Allied LP.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

LordPants posted:

Sebang, sebang

Then grey moves, he moves.

Cause she looks like a cruiser but she stings like a BB

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Leperflesh posted:

God drat, that's loving genius.

"Son: the money is in the army!"
"Dad, what do you mean? You gave the money to the army?"
"No, son, No! <cough, cough>. The money, the money is in Napoleon's Army! It's IN the ARMY!" <dies>
"Aw, poor old dad. Lost his marbles in the end."
<has estate sale, sells badly-painted 3mm soldiers to some kid for ten quid>
        There's always money in the army.
                                  /

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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The last couple of days really make up for the long lull of nothing important happening at sea. :japan:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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I stopped reading after the third .1.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Tiler Kiwi posted:

great carrier reef

:vince:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:

Crazy theory here. Did no one tell New Zealand that I own Luganville? Are they just trying to build up a base that they think they still own?
I wouldn't be surprised if that actually is what's happening. I have seen AIs in other games prepare moves and still execute them even if the situation has significantly changed like sending reinforcements to a position that has already been lost. From what I've heard, WitP isn't the most flexible to begin with, so :shrug:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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OpenlyEvilJello posted:

3 February 1943

Italian torpedo boat Oregano Uragano, mined near Tunis in a field laid by HMS Abdiel (sister of Welshman).
Italian destroyer Saetta—you'll never guess—mined while assisting Uragano.
:italy:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Kibayasu posted:

The Japanese army probably sent a poorly fabricated note signed "The Navy (who sucks)" explaining how the navy has concluded they're a bunch of honourless dogs and don't deserve the fine Japanese craftmanship and they should just concentrate on building tanks for the army because the army is so much better and cooler than the navy.
The Army all but won in China, so that would be absolutely right. :v:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:

If you haver a 1% chance of hitting and drop 100 bombs, then you get a hit! Thats how maths works!
That... That's not how probabilites work. :rant:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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bunnyofdoom posted:

Oh. Oh man. Grey, you are just making me want to be mean now
Me too. *ahem* Grey, you stink and... No, I just can't; I'm too nice a person do this.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Huh? We're putting some resistance up in the air over Burma? That's good to see after what felt like an eternity of just sitting there getting bombed.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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From TFR's Cold War thread via the A/T Military History thread:

https://twitter.com/ussindymovie/status/898946704543580160

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Reuben Sandwich posted:

More like

GH: say "bombard"
Kid: shock!
GH: no, "bombard"
Kid: shock!
:vince:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Mikl posted:

Also speaking of Nazi incompetence, we can't not mention the Ludendorff bridge.


In the end the bridge was captured by the Americans, and it's agreed that the German failure to blow it up significantly shortened the war.
They should make a movie out of that story!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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ugh its Troika posted:

It's a shame that none of the LPs using some of the modded scenarios people made for this game ever really got anywhere. Some of them have some pretty nifty stuff.
Be the change you want to see!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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vyelkin posted:

That's funny because it was exactly that kind of thinking (in part) that made Italians so mad after WWI that they supported Mussolini in the first place
The other part of their thinking was of course thinking they needed a victory at the Isonzo. :v:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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aphid_licker posted:

Reasonable people were in short supply across Europe.
"Were." I admire your optimism.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:

Our attack confirms all three Essex class afloat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-GaXa8tSBE

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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RZApublican posted:

Yeah that dates all the way back to Grey's first War in the Pacific LP. It really should be updated now that he's playing as Japan.
It really should. That page is sorely missing Kiafeng.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Well, that certainly is a thing the Allies are doing there.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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The random atoll becoming a real island (made of corpses) gives me flashbacks to the Allied playthrough. Which atoll was it back then?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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TROMP!

*glug*

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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RearmingStrafbomber posted:

The next Jean-Claude Van Damme, except with encyclopedic warship knowledge.
I now imagine this, but with big ships.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Wow, what a time to catch up to the thread! :stare:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Ardeem posted:

When they arrive, they will be inexplicably full of tanks and paper pushers.
The USN is refitting all carriers with extenable ramps, so the tanks can roll off the flight parking deck straight into action. :v:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:



Their patrol boats only come out to look at the invasion force, which is enough to drive them off! Curses!
:commissar:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Grey Hunter posted:



The superforts hit Saigon.
How are they getting all the way from Burma to the southern end of Vietnam? Is there no air defence to stop them anywhere along the presumed route?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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CannonFodder posted:

Empire Battleaxe is an awesome name for a ship.
For anything really.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Flavius Aetass posted:

I agree. This is a take off every 'ZIG' situation.
For great justice co-prosperity!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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As if the Yamamoto trying to make port wasn't tense enough, we now get carrier action on top of that? You spoil us, Grey!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Dance Officer posted:

I think the carriers just found their target!
Reminder that this is the timeline where battleships are better.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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habeasdorkus posted:

Come get stuck in with us! I promise I'll get your boys killed in new, interesting, and gruesome ways!
Or be part of the force that does the killing and join us in the German thread!

Be like the IJN and kill those American devils!

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