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Tear out his heart and eat it. You'll gain his power.
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Strap on a GoPro and your most traditional Muslim garb and then do your very best to incite violence in the crowd. Get us some raw first person footage of what it's like to get the poo poo kicked out of you at a Trump rally. Make sure to piss and poo poo yourself while you're being pummeled.
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Boinks posted:Tell him he has your vote, shake his hand and get his autograph. lol!
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Dec 8, 2015 19:58
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Boinks posted:Tell him he has your vote, shake his hand and get his autograph. I thought it was obvious, but I was always going to do this
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Dec 8, 2015 20:05
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Get up front and hold up a goatse picture every time he looks in your direction Ask him how often he does sex with his daughter
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thatguy posted:When requesting the ticket they asked me to submit a question to be answered by Trump. shout allahu ackbar then shoot donald trump and blow yourself up youll be internet famous
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Dec 8, 2015 20:11
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thatguy posted:I thought it was obvious, but I was always going to do this Have him sign a picture of goatse
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Dec 8, 2015 20:11
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lol op is gonna get beat to death if he is a shade darker than "Covered Wagon"
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Dec 8, 2015 20:15
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Whisper to him "America Deserved 9/11"
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A misanthrope posted:lol op is gonna get beat to death if he is a shade darker than "Covered Wagon" cowboy hats can be more colors than just brown
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Dec 8, 2015 20:17
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A misanthrope posted:lol op is gonna get beat to death if he is a shade darker than "Covered Wagon" I am definitely percale but I also have a 50/50 brown and ginger beard so I think that makes me even more white
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Dec 8, 2015 20:18
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Wear a turban and white robe
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Dec 8, 2015 20:36
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ask "as a white person, how immediate will i be reaping all of the benefits of trumpmania 2016?"
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Tell him you're his biggest "fan!" before using a comedy oversized fan to blow his wig off
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angerbeet posted:Tell him you're his biggest "fan!" before using a comedy oversized fan to blow his wig off it's a combover get your trumpfacts straight
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Sell "Can't Stump the Trump" t-shirts to contrarian college hipsters. The official campaign hasn't done it yet.
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Fried Watermelon posted:Whisper to him "America Deserved 9/11" donald trump literally did 9/11
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Dec 8, 2015 23:59
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Do an egg eating contest
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Dec 9, 2015 00:41
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A misanthrope posted:lol op is gonna get beat to death if he is a shade darker than "Covered Wagon" i've seen white people far darker than that but they live on the beach and their skin looks like old leather
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Dec 9, 2015 00:46
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I think you should vote for him, OP.
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dress up as a moslem
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guessing it would be easy to sneak some empty water balloons in there. Fill them up in the bathroom and throw them at him. edit: better idea: stab him in the throat and watch him panic as he bleeds out.
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Alright Trump you're a family man I gather. What's your favourite thing about American families?
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Try and bang his daughter.
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ANd Trump, some people say... that America shouldn't be free. Whats your response to that?
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Piss inside his squinty eyed butthole.
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wear a klan hood
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kiss him on the lips
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text editor posted:dress up as a moslem lol your av + name rule but seriously ask trump if he'd legalize LSD and put it into the water supply
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That Robot posted:lol your av + name rule alternatively dose Trump with some LSD before one his speeches.
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Son of Rodney posted:but paint your hand black trump will try to shake your hands all happy and then when he sees it he'll go "I don't THINK so buster" and you can say "see? donald trump doesn't care about black ghosts" trump is DESPERATE for black support, lol that he claimed a bunch of black preachers were endorsing him because they agreed to meet with him, then the majority said, "gently caress no we just wanted to know what his problem is" so you should definitely play a clayton bigsby character and become his running-mate
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ashgromnies posted:trump is DESPERATE for black support, lol that he claimed a bunch of black preachers were endorsing him because they agreed to meet with him, then the majority said, "gently caress no we just wanted to know what his problem is" im p sure that Carson is clayton bigsby without the blindness ... just moral blindness 
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Dec 9, 2015 01:36
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printing out this thread and soon to be historical document
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Wear this. https://www.etsy.com/listing/258409716/trump-brown-shirt-satire See how many people get the reference
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Dec 9, 2015 01:45
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Cropdust as many people as you can.
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Ask him that whilst he deals with Muslims, what will be done about people with demonstrared narcissistic and psychopathic traits like himself.
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Tell him he's facing Mecca
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wear the nicest suit you have so people think you're worth a drat but fart uncontrollably the entire time
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Ask him what he thinks about George Zimmerman's Twitter account getting banned for revenge porn. Work flim-flam into it somehow.
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