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I'd ask him if he had stairs in his house but he probably has several dozen sets of them.
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Dec 9, 2015 02:37
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poo poo in his mouth
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Dec 9, 2015 02:44
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make a substantial donation
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Dec 9, 2015 02:50
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You need to ask that Mr. Hootington guy, going to random presidential candidate rallies and town hall meetings is what he does.
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Dec 9, 2015 02:56
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Dress up like Hitler and goose-step in front of the podium while he's speaking. Then when the cops are carrying you out scream "I didn't know the difference!" as loud as you can. Or scream "ALL HAIL THE FUHRER!" during a pause in his speech.
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Dec 9, 2015 03:07
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OMG JC a Bomb! posted:Ask him if he has stairs in his house
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Dec 9, 2015 03:14
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Open carry.
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Dec 9, 2015 03:31
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Wait until there's a pregnant pause to one of the things he's saying and drop a huge loud fart and shout "Woooo!!!"
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Dec 9, 2015 03:43
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Wizchine posted:Open carry. Open carry is pretty legit but won't secret service arrest me or at the very least be a gigantic pain in my rear end. And since I live in SC, one way or the other I'm already voting for him. I'd go with that etsy shirt because that poo poo's classy but I need an XL because I'm tall (fat)
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Dec 9, 2015 03:48
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buy him a hot dog
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Dec 9, 2015 03:53
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Give him a fist bump. That would be pretty cool. You might get on TV too.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:25
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Try and get Trump involved with Gamergate and to wage a war on SJW / Tumblr. IF you can get him to even comment on gamergate and social justice warriors you may open a hugeeeee can of worms for him to deal with. And frankly it'd be an even more hilarious next year.
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Dec 9, 2015 15:28
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You should do a rap and make everyone think your going to blow yourself up. Like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upyjlOLBv5o
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Dec 9, 2015 15:30
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Bamford Brownstone posted:You should do a rap and make everyone think your going to blow yourself up. Like this
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Dec 9, 2015 17:48
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Take an oversized jack of clubs and write "THIS is the only trump card I need!" on it. Also wear this costume: 
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Dec 9, 2015 18:47
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Bamford Brownstone posted:You should do a rape and make everyone think your going to blow yourself
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Dec 9, 2015 19:08
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Whenever Trump starts talking, start throwing up a lot. Just, gallons of puke all over everyone and everything.
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Dec 9, 2015 19:22
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Wait for him to start talking and just start making very loud fart noises with your mouth. Or just say the word fart very loud and draw it out and keep going until they ask you to stop or leave. Then explain to them that you have very bad gas and apologize. Once he continues, make more fart noises.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:20
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dress up like a clay golem
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Dec 9, 2015 20:31
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Dress up like a Crystal Gem from Steven Universe complete with face paint.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:32
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jab 'em with ur self defense keychain
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Dec 9, 2015 20:33
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Justin Godscock posted:Or scream "ALL HAIL THE FUHRER!" during a pause in his speech.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:34
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That's my birthday so the first thing you should do is get me a card, take me out to dinner, and then surprise me with a lavish gift.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:35
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Dress up like Bernie Sanders and yell black lives matter then do a sweet break dance routine
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Dec 9, 2015 20:39
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just like 2-3 boxes of live crickets
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Dec 9, 2015 20:46
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Reported.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:49
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turbomoose posted:just like 2-3 boxes of live crickets Not the regular crickets though. Get those scary camel crickets. Those things are terrifying. Then you can train them to be little cricket suicide squads and have them attack birds by jumping at them. Don't bring them with you though. Just train them and use them for recreational purposes.
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Dec 9, 2015 20:53
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Axe him if he like fried chicken Axe him if he like fried chicken
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Dec 10, 2015 20:42
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Pound_Coin posted:Wear a bomb. lol!!!! 
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Applewhite posted:Whenever Trump starts talking, start throwing up a lot. Just, gallons of puke all over everyone and everything. isn't that technically assault Also, I've wondered that since farts are basically airborne poo poo particles at some PPM threshold, does that mean that you could legitimately charge somebody with assault if you could find out and prove who dealt it
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Dec 10, 2015 20:52
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The French Army! posted:Strap on a GoPro and your most traditional Muslim garb and then do your very best to incite violence in the crowd. Get us some raw first person footage of what it's like to get the poo poo kicked out of you at a Trump rally. Make sure to piss and poo poo yourself while you're being pummeled. This
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Dec 10, 2015 20:58
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Ask Trump what is his spirit animal
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Dec 10, 2015 21:03
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Make a posterboard that says "THANK U JESUS 4 PRESIDENT TRUMP" because I saw one once and it was cool.
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Dec 10, 2015 21:05
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bring a dildo (smuggle it in your butt)
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Dec 10, 2015 21:07
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ASK REALLY LOUDLY if he would ever remove his flag pin
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Dec 10, 2015 21:07
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find the hottest Trump supporter and flirt w her/him
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Dec 10, 2015 21:08
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leave the rally to volunteer talking to the most senile patients at an old folks home and ignore the possible reasons as to why they're Trump fans too
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Dec 10, 2015 21:12
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find a native american and an arab muslim and make them switch costumes and then at the end give an impassioned speech that will surely change his views
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Be sure and inform him that Something Awful poster BigBoss is going to vote for him because he is unironically the best choice for President of the United States of America among the current candidates.
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