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tailgate before hand in the parking lot and walk in with a six-pack, a boombox, and a doobie and blast some Brooks & Dunn. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjaqrL7Kzj8 
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Explain to him that you're a prominent member of the well respected and famous internet forums Something Awful Inc. LLC and that you would like to officially invite him to join our wonderful vibrant community of free thinking patriotic renegades to partake in internet discussion. Then ask him for his honest opinion on kinda hot, kinda ugly females -- Would he pork?
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Race Realists posted:you realize this is literally what started the American civil war right? https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/five-myths-about-why-the-south-seceded/2011/01/03/ABHr6jD_story.html not gonna edit what i said just gonna let it sit here and take the  ! 
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Dec 11, 2015 18:12
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Ask him what his favorite DMX track is for me, tia
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:the confederacy was fundamentally an aristocratic insurrection and their express goal was the preservation of personal property rights at the expense of the powers of the state, so more or less completely antithetical to what I'm talking about actually lincoln regarded the majority of confederates as true revolutionaries
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Dec 11, 2015 18:21
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Listen I know all of you seriousposters are dumbshit faggots and all and that urbanhomo shitlicker adds extra vowels to his words so clearly he's a downie but stop making GBS threads up my not very good thread
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Gamergate can be Trumps waterloo. Get him involved OP.
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gently caress the ROW posted:actually lincoln regarded the majority of confederates as true revolutionaries I don't care what lincoln thought.
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Dec 11, 2015 18:39
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:I don't care what lincoln thought. lincoln? more like stinkin! and did you get a look at his nutty wife?
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"I'm all for keeping muslims from coming into the country until we get things sorted out. But if you're elected president, what's your final solution to the muslim question?"
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Dec 11, 2015 19:04
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Shake hands with trump and then break certain rules at a local strip after the Trump event.
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thatguy posted:Listen I know all of you seriousposters are dumbshit faggots and all and that urbanhomo shitlicker adds extra vowels to his words so clearly he's a downie but stop making GBS threads up my not very good thread Alternative: Same question about Bill Clinton.
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Dec 11, 2015 19:43
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Make sure you open carry an AR-15.
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Carl Seitan posted:Make sure you open carry an AR-15. Ask him to sign your AR15 then sell it on Ebay for buku bucks
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Nonsense posted:Also you cannot stalk a person running for President. They've opened up their homes & lives to all voters. Stalking is a word that has existed since before there were laws about such things. You know that right? Like when a wolf follows someone, it's called stalking because of the implication of menace involved. So, in that sense.
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so did OP get curbstomped by angry old white dads after asking El Trumpo if he had stairs in his house or what
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MariusLecter posted:buku bucks You might be more retarded than Donald Trump
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Schnedwob posted:so did OP get curbstomped by angry old white dads after asking El Trumpo if he had stairs in his house or what In typical goon style he chickened out and sat quietly, not making eye contact with anyone and at times muttering sick burns under his breath.
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Today's the 12th you stupid gently caress
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I stand by my post 24 hours from now.
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Fair enough assumption tho
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tell the next president hi
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Pawn 17 posted:In typical goon style he did not step one foot outside
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Take him OVER THE TOP
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Genuine 08 Hope & Change tee. Discreet Gopro Record N bombs all night long.
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go with a sombrero and parka and see if yo get kicked out/rape someone
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quick reminder to the secret service: any talk of murdering a presidential candidate is ironic and its not lowtax's responsiblity
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I still think he should shoot a little bit of rancid spooge into his hand and then smear it on Trump's face with a fakeout handshake Imagine ending up in history books for being the man who gave America's First Dictator For Life a secondhand facial, OP.
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StashAugustine posted:quick reminder to the secret service: any talk of murdering a presidential candidate is ironic and its not lowtax's responsiblity it's true I was only suggesting good-willed political activism ironically. in actuality I don't care about this country at all and think we should all let it suffer the fate it deserves.
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"Do you still rape your wife?"
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Ork of Fiction posted:Stalking is a word that has existed since before there were laws about such things. You know that right? Like when a wolf follows someone, it's called stalking because of the implication of menace involved. So, in that sense. Trump's charisma captures even his detractors in a trance, leading them physically towards him.
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:it's true I was only suggesting good-willed political activism ironically. in actuality I don't care about this country at all and think we should all let it suffer the fate it deserves. I am also a fan of the "accelerationist, but lazy" approach to american politics
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Jack Gladney posted:Reenact the end of The Dead Zone. Just make sure Trump uses a white baby as a human shield or else no one will give a poo poo.
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I woke up with plenty of time, ready to drive my 1993 Dodge 150 all the way from Clemson down to Aiken, but as soon as I left the door of my mom's basement a crippling anxiety and fear came over me. I know I'm a stronger person than most betas because I know who I am and I avoid situations where I'll be dominated by one of those truly alpha males. I thought I was strong enough, but I failed myself. I sat in the single cab pickup's passenger seat in a daze for at least a half hour, alternating between screaming at how weak I am and banging on the steering wheel whilst making sure not to hit the horn or else a few of my alpha neighbors might get mad, as it was pretty early. Then I went back inside and ordered a Domino's delivery for 10:30AM and considered my day complete.
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thatguy posted:I woke up with plenty of time, ready to drive my 1993 Dodge 150 all the way from Clemson down to Aiken, but as soon as I left the door of my mom's basement a crippling anxiety and fear came over me. I know I'm a stronger person than most betas because I know who I am and I avoid situations where I'll be dominated by one of those truly alpha males. I thought I was strong enough, but I failed myself. I sat in the single cab pickup's passenger seat in a daze for at least a half hour, alternating between screaming at how weak I am and banging on the steering wheel whilst making sure not to hit the horn or else a few of my alpha neighbors might get mad, as it was pretty early. Then I went back inside and ordered a Domino's delivery for 10:30AM and considered my day complete.
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thatguy posted:I woke up with plenty of time, ready to drive my 1993 Dodge 150 all the way from Clemson down to Aiken, but as soon as I left the door of my mom's basement a crippling anxiety and fear came over me. I know I'm a stronger person than most betas because I know who I am and I avoid situations where I'll be dominated by one of those truly alpha males. I thought I was strong enough, but I failed myself. I sat in the single cab pickup's passenger seat in a daze for at least a half hour, alternating between screaming at how weak I am and banging on the steering wheel whilst making sure not to hit the horn or else a few of my alpha neighbors might get mad, as it was pretty early. Then I went back inside and ordered a Domino's delivery for 10:30AM and considered my day complete. why'd you get in the passenger seat
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TacticalUrbanHomo posted:it's true I was only suggesting good-willed political activism ironically. in actuality I don't care about this country at all and think we should all let it suffer the fate it deserves. I don't think I can handle this much extreme irony.
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What are the gun fetish candidate's stances on people making their gathering safe by bringing their weapons to them?
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Bring a legal officiant and gay marry him right on stage.
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