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General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
I used to keep 6 or 7 of these in my aquarium to clean up the bottom, but they got overambitious and would climb up the plants, wait for me to drop food in for the fish, leap off like some sort of Matrix stunt, grab a fish flake, flip over twice, land on the gravel and eat it all "What, what now?!" ... also you could see the red or yellow flakes being turned intro mush and digested because they're translucent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Lp3e6Ox-g

Shrimps are :coal:

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
flashbacks to this good archived thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3662577

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

.... your name is Moray Eel with two letters swapped.
:golfclap:

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
stay safe shrimp ghost

naem
May 29, 2011

I want to see them getting eaten :ohdear:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Shrims are very tasty

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Shrims are very tasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMdrk-vCACI

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Shrims are very tasty

you cannot eat a ghost

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwE5tzbwKSs

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I don't like animals that can see colors that I can't see, make them wear blindfolds imo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've turned lots of shrimp into ghosts (by eating them)

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

naem posted:

I want to see them getting eaten :ohdear:

Vore fetishist spotted

EDIT: one of them got way too close to the aquarium heater and turned into a tiny pink curl like you find in a cup of Maruchan Top Ramen. I didn't believe what I was seeing at first. He turned himself into ramen shrimp.

They may be cute and gymnastic but darn, they ain't that smart

MiracleWhale posted:

I don't like animals that can see colors that I can't see, make them wear blindfolds imo

someone read animorphs

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

WTF is this? It's like if I posted a thread about how to build your own electric pencil sharpener and you put up a music video promoting monkey research

EDIT: "infected wif what"

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

General Tofu posted:

I used to keep 6 or 7 of these in my aquarium to clean up the bottom, but they got overambitious and would climb up the plants, wait for me to drop food in for the fish, leap off like some sort of Matrix stunt, grab a fish flake, flip over twice, land on the gravel and eat it all "What, what now?!" ... also you could see the red or yellow flakes being turned intro mush and digested because they're translucent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Lp3e6Ox-g

Shrimps are :coal:
I had like 10 of them but they kept eating each other until only one was left.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

I've turned lots of shrimp into ghosts (by eating them)

I like you Nooner you're a fun guy!

naem
May 29, 2011

a hole-y ghost posted:

I had like 10 of them but they kept eating each other until only one was left.

:stare: highlander

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

this is a good thread with some cool shrimp facts thanks

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmrsGZvLT4M
omg you can see just what I was describing.
It's eating that ... um ... ocean oyster cracker ... and you can see it go through its head and into its other stuff.
Odd anatomy. You can tell it evolved from the Vortex Queen of Ecco lore. Just sayin'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7uqcCbFQck
oh god they're already HERE

General Tofu fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Dec 9, 2015

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994
it's a loving sea cockroach get over it

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

deadwing posted:

you cannot eat a ghost

Is that a challenge?

bestbrents
Dec 2, 2002

Pillbug
SHRIIIIIIIMP

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
You should get a pistol shrimp, OP. They are super cool.

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


v relaxing shrimp programme

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Dilly posted:

SHRIIIIIIIMP

you deserve a goddamn medal

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Applewhite posted:

You should get a pistol shrimp, OP. They are super cool.

when pistol shrimps are outlawed only outlaws will have pistol shrimps

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.

les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008
I had ghost shrimp that would take food straight out of the fish's mouth.

Of course, the fish eventually ate them so it didn't turn out so well for the shrimp.

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Applewhite posted:

You should get a pistol shrimp, OP. They are super cool.

omg wtf
whoever knew such things could be

Krypt-OOO-Nite!!
Oct 25, 2010
I used to have real fun throwing a few hundred shrimps into my turtle tank and watching them be decimated by three turtles.
I used to get stoned and watch it pretending the turtles were unholy dino hell beasts.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I had some yellow shrimps that kept suiciding every chance they got. They'd climb up the air hose, crawl into any available vents and get stuck, cram themselves into a crack in the lid and die. Shrimps are depressed

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
F yah opp! Mine incorporated their food into their bodies and developed pigments. Also the one would put it's hands inside its thorax and scratch its guts when they were f itch, p gross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



well then tell ur mother to stop

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I used to toss a few every couple months into my 150 gallon piranha tank. It was pretty heavy foliated so they actually survived for quite a while. I even had a little crab who lived in a little hollowed out rock who'd come out and do battle every once in a while with the 5 red bellies I had.

I miss that tank.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i have to say shrimp are just not that god drat exciting lol. its literally a bug, but in water

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i have to say shrimp are just not that god drat exciting lol. its literally a bug, but in water

Maybe bugs are just land shrimps

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



does this make u half ghost shrimp cuz then its ok

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

I had to do this. You left me no choice.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/FkQaEoE.gif&v=WZlYGN5W2Yg

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

yo is this nigga on a loving treadmill
is this loving shrimp trinaing for boston qualification?
tjhe gently caress

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



I wish all shrimp we're ghosts because I ate them all shrimp are delicious FYI yum yum tasty

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