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when i see someone crying, i know that it's only a saline eye solution, and doesn't pose any physical threat, so i leave them alone.

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when someone says "you're getting on my nerves" i can identify this statement as a metaphor. in other words, it's made up and not literal, so i ignore them.

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if someone honks at me in traffic, i simply recall that honking has no legal status in the traffic code, so i continue driving as usual.

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when people tell me to do something with my life, i run a quick cost benefit analysis, and then i sit down to wait patiently for death.

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