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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house

Gravel Gravy posted:

I'll buy a townhome that sits smack in the middle and save so much by not paying fire insurance.

Of course the fire department is welcome to let the fire spread/damage/weaken my neighbors' homes.

I think the point is that there is no fire department anymore, you've just got to let the poo poo burn down, or attempt to stop it on your own and later collect on the insurance for any damage. This will be an incentive for people to not set their houses on fire, like they do now, and presumably also make nature entirely complicit in this so natural disasters also do not occur.

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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
I personally have to resist the urge to set my house and all my belongings on fire several times every day. If I had to pay an expensive premium in addition to having all my poo poo gone and being homeless, the urge would be far less severe.

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