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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

if you bring a porcupine indoors all their needles fall off

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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

sticky the next jon pop thread

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
u gotta give them sprite and asprin if you want their needles to last longer

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nooner posted:

u gotta give them sprite and asprin if you want their needles to last longer

whoa did not know this

Marta Velasquez
Mar 9, 2013

Good thing I was feeling suicidal this morning...
Fallen Rib

a starwar betamax posted:

nobody actually knows what a procupine looks like

Of course they do! Like this:

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
Is anybody else kind of concerned that lonesome dwarf stopped posting..?

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

a starwar betamax posted:

Everyone is made to suffer..................

What if you want a thread to go in the GRINDER and people in it to be punished if it doesn't go gold? Can there be like a "this thread will never make gold!" option where then the person who posts about is rewarded and the OP of the thread isp unished?

Ork of Fiction posted:

Is anybody else kind of concerned that lonesome dwarf stopped posting..?

He was a nice guy.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Microwaves Mom posted:

What if you want a thread to go in the GRINDER and people in it to be punished if it doesn't go gold? Can there be like a "this thread will never make gold!" option where then the person who posts about is rewarded and the OP of the thread isp unished?


He was a nice guy.

Yes of course Ill say yes to anything

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

a starwar betamax posted:

Yes of course Ill say yes to anything

I suspect people are abusing your thread to get people probated. The genie thread has gone down from a 4.5 to a 3.0 over the course of the day.

They may not be even posting in the thread!

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Sticky this thread please. :keke: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755820

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Microwaves Mom posted:

I suspect people are abusing your thread to get people probated. The genie thread has gone down from a 4.5 to a 3.0 over the course of the day.

They may not be even posting in the thread!

This is truly beyond the pale!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
It's looking like my intuition is going to be wrong, a starwar betamax. I humbly fall upon your mercy. If a probation must be dolled out, I request that it only affect me. Make it a longer one if that's what it takes.




Those innocent posters just wanted to make three wishes with a genie. Don't let them pay for my hubris.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Shinjobi posted:

It's looking like my intuition is going to be wrong, a starwar betamax. I humbly fall upon your mercy. If a probation must be dolled out, I request that it only affect me. Make it a longer one if that's what it takes.




Those innocent posters just wanted to make three wishes with a genie. Don't let them pay for my hubris.

If I could make one wish it would be that none of the posters including you OP suffer for that thread.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Shinjobi posted:

It's looking like my intuition is going to be wrong, a starwar betamax. I humbly fall upon your mercy. If a probation must be dolled out, I request that it only affect me. Make it a longer one if that's what it takes.




Those innocent posters just wanted to make three wishes with a genie. Don't let them pay for my hubris.

Im so sorry but the MEAT GRINDER is exactly like the scarlac pit in the empire strikes back in that it is sort of oval shaped and there are sharp things inside of it

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

a starwar betamax posted:

Im so sorry but the MEAT GRINDER is exactly like the scarlac pit in the empire strikes back in that it is sort of oval shaped and there are sharp things inside of it

wasnt that in return of the jedi

wow, what kind of starwar betamax are you. i call foul on this whole operation

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

a starwar betamax posted:

Im so sorry but the MEAT GRINDER is exactly like the scarlac pit in the empire strikes back in that it is sort of oval shaped and there are sharp things inside of it

do you believe boba fett made it out alive


our friendship and mutual respect hinges on your response

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Shinjobi posted:

do you believe boba fett made it out alive


our friendship and mutual respect hinges on your response

of course i do.............how else would would it be possible for him to be cloned into all the clone troopers later on

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Microwaves Mom posted:

I suspect people are abusing your thread to get people probated. The genie thread has gone down from a 4.5 to a 3.0 over the course of the day.

They may not be even posting in the thread!

It's the will of the people. Ignorant and uninformed voters aren't just useful for electing American Presidents you know!

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I would like to nominate any thread involving fecal matter discussions I think they add character. Also pizza threads

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Opps I ran out of internet and I had to go to the store to buy more but now I'm back and ready to handle........things

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
My wish did not come true.:smith:

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Please continue to nominate threads also I will never again probate anyone for as long as I live and that is a promise you can take to the bank

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Tech Bubble Thread is going places

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3756326

Lots of goons think boutique cupcake shops and theramins are tech industries

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Please sticky all my posts

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Windows 98 posted:

Please sticky all my posts

done.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
sticky this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3756840

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009


thats a good thread

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
a restful api interface to allow goon loving machines to interface with eachother

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

It's don.....

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
IN THE MEAT GRINDER

MSPAINT Superheros DEADLINE: DEC 23th 6:00PM CST (Christmas eve!)

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I've been away. now I am back so I will be goldmineing the MSpaint thread later today.................great job everyone! (applewhat)

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Ork of Fiction posted:

Is anybody else kind of concerned that lonesome dwarf stopped posting..?

no

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Based on no-ones recomendation... we have a new thread in the MEET GRINDER....

draw a droid in a pool

DEADLINE: JAN 5th 19:45 GMT

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Another thread for the meat grinder! the system works folks....

draw a plane and i will make it in SImplePlanes

DEALIME: JAN 5th 22:30 GMT

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
hmmmmmm these new stickys are....... hmmm. we shall see, we shall see.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

dreezy posted:

hmmmmmm these new stickys are....... hmmm. we shall see, we shall see.

My mistakes stay there at top of page....moking me

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

a starwar betamax posted:

My mistakes stay there at top of page....moking me

You've got moxy, kid. I respect it.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

maybe goldmine prof sharks butt threads instead of gassing them hmmmmmmm

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Necros posted:

maybe goldmine prof sharks butt threads instead of gassing them hmmmmmmm

the human form is disgusting and should be covered though................................................................................

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dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.
starwar please resticky the planes thread. it is continuously getting more perfect.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3758786

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