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greatn posted:He also imitated the mannerisms of James Earl Jones fairly well, you don't really notice unless you look for it. Parts: the Clonus Horror? Wasn't Ewan McGregor in the Michael Bay remake?
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 17:28 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 13:06 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Here's a theory: I think Supreme Leader Snoke is bad news! Up to no good, that one. I'll bet my dentures on it! I think Han Solo escaped at the last minute. You never see the body. Think about it.
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2016 18:46 |
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Basebf555 posted:Its what happens in the movie. She's young royalty and we only ever see her with Anakin throughout the three films. When she does fall in love with Anakin some of the scenes are awkward. Rather than interpreting all that as a failure to convey whatever scenario I may have conjured up in my mind, I choose to interpret it as two young kids inexperienced in love awkwardly falling for each other. Wasn't she elected queen? I guess that means she's good at politics because she's a kid who was elected leader of a planet. Implicit in this is that she didn't grow up as royalty?
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 01:50 |
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RLM approach movies as craftsmen, judging them as a carpenter would judge a cabinet or bookshelf. This kind of practical criticism addresses something scholarship doesn't really touch. That makes their perspective fun imo.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 04:10 |
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Neurolimal posted:They get pretty excessive yeah. I get what they were aiming for (use their horror b-movie experience to provide the framework of an old serial killer freaking out at movies, and also Mike's ability to talk like a slob) but they probably could have turned it down a bit (and they did; to the best of my knowledge nothing in BotW, HitB, or the post-star wars Plinkett reviews dwell on killing/torturing women for jokes). Their knowledge of cultural politics is still pretty poor: check out their review of Red Tails and how Marvin Van Peebles' career proves that Hollywood is a color-blind meritocracy, or how savagely Mike goes after their only female guest critic on Half in the Bag for defending romantic comedies as the only kind of film available for women to really make or enjoy. He mocks her because he thinks romantic comedies are bad and that she's wrong for enjoying light films about romance over Taxi Driver. They're right on the edge of complaining about "SJWs" ruining their fun because racism is over.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:11 |
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I don't think they're malicious or reactionary, just well-meaning white guys who have never really been outside of their comfort zone and don't think things through sometimes. And I don't think Mike is playing a depressed misanthrope so much as he really has depression that he self-medicates with beer.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 05:49 |
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korusan posted:I think it's a matter of them not really caring what people think. That's part of what makes it funny; they often subvert it by pointing out, subtly or not, that someone somewhere will bitch about it. They do this on purpose because it's generally funny when people get riled up about things, especially social justice on the internet. I'm talking about their review of Red Tails where they say that a movie self-consciously calculated to feature black characters isn't necessary because exploitation films prove that Hollywood is no longer racist, not their self-conscious prodding about Harrison Ford being old. In that review they seem to have a fairly superficial understanding of Hollywood being very racist, though George Lucas seems to understand that point very well.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 06:25 |
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Movies are historical documents. The original cuts are of cultural significance to the United States and film history. The special editions are too, like the two versions of Wordsworth's Prelude, but they document a very different period of film history.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 18:57 |
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Guy A. Person posted:Lucas withholding the non-special editions is one of the last handful of things I legitimately think is kinda lovely. But at the same time it's not like they don't exist in other formats; Lucas didn't destroy the original prints or whatever. The only thing he did is withhold the option to buy them on modern formats. He is preventing others who could restore the films properly from getting access to the negative.
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# ¿ Jan 12, 2016 19:22 |
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Star Wars Anthology: The Secret Protocols of the Most Learned Elders of Watto
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 03:14 |
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Ersatz posted:And it's even more interesting to not assume that they do, and to consider the ethical/philosophical ramifications of that uncertainty, and the additional meaning gained by it. Luke abandons his human friends too.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 08:00 |
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Jake Lloyd has schizophrenia and every news article about it makes star wars jokes.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 18:26 |
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The one person in the world who can accurately claim that George Lucas ruined his childhood.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 18:53 |
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Guy A. Person posted:"How dare George Lucas not make this movie good enough so that creepy obsessive adults weren't saying I sucked for my entire life." He's schizophrenic. He would have been behind the eight ball no matter what, except maybe have been able to enjoy the first 15-20 years prior to the onset of symptoms.
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2016 19:34 |
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How did I never notice on all those episodes of Girls that Adam Driver's face has Jim Varney proportions?
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 00:52 |
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Do I want to ask what happened to the clones after the war, or will I get more space otter fistfights and three-eyed clone marriages to emancipated robots?
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2016 01:00 |
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Timeless Appeal posted:The thing about the whole Finding Luke motivation is that Leia is wrong. While Leia is wise enough to know that the First Order is an actual problem, she isn't wise enough to know how to actually deal with it. She just goes back to doing things like she's in the Rebel Alliance. She's not getting Luke because there is a clear reason to get Luke. She's getting Luke because he stopped Vader and the Emperor in the last movie. She's getting Luke because that's how Star Wars works. Any justification for Luke reigniting the Jedi or whatever is not really in the text of the film and it's ultimately irrelevant because it's clear that Luke himself is not what actually matters. Doesn't it have something to do with getting her kid back or fighting Snoke with jedi powers?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2016 22:34 |
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So in Episode I why does the fake queen send Natalie Portman to clean R2D2? Is that like the only way they have left to amuse themselves because they're so debauched and isolated? Like the fake queen sends the real one on pretend errands for sick thrills like Marie Antoinette?
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 21:51 |
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Neurolimal posted:She has a fetish for mechanical engineering. That's why she doesn't tell anyone about the sandpeople genocide after Anakin gets a robot hand. Truly sick in the head. I wonder if they have a deal where they switch off if one brings somebody back from the bar or space tinder.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2016 22:11 |
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In Jedi Leia says that she remembers her mom from when she was small, that she was sad all the time and died when Leia was young. I like that story better. Maybe we should ignore the prequels because they are bad?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 04:52 |
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Bongo Bill posted:Even if you don't like the prequels, which you should, they make the originals better, unless you have a powerful allergy to trivial inconsistencies. Isn't a sad Leia's mom raising her alone and being sad all the time a more interesting story than Leia's mom just dropping dead after naming her? There could even be acting involved.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 04:56 |
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Carrie Fisher seemed so normal in Star Wars and Blues Brothers. What happened to her after?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 04:58 |
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Why wasn't that bug-eyed alien with the lightsaber in the basement Bea Arthur's character from the Christmas Special?
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 05:21 |
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You ever get the feeling that Liam Neeson took on young Darth Vader because maybe Obi Wan was getting a little old? Like maybe it just wasn't exciting with him any more and he needed to groom a new kid? That kid dodged a bullet imo.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 05:26 |
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What's all this stuff about emotional detachment? Don't they just say that fear leads to hate? Everybody seems pretty laconic in those movies.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2016 05:46 |
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Hey, does everyone know that there's another video where voice actors read the Star Wars radio play? It starts where the other one ended and has Phil Lamarr and Grey Delise: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GffZ3f1m0Tg
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 05:42 |
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Darth Insaneus
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 06:36 |
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Rand Brittain posted:Let's talk about something else. It's because movies now have sequel hooks built into them and function as much as first acts for a three-movie franchise as stories in and of themselves. They know they have more movies, so they waste our time by dropping those hooks. Along with the habit of making every action or effects picture an overstuffed billion-dollar tentpole, it's the thing I hate the most about modern movies. Oscar Isaacs doesn't really belong in the story, but he's here and if his story is a little rushed then you'll get to enjoy his solo spinoff movie in 2018. gently caress movies.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 06:52 |
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Darth Vader didn't have a story at the start beyond being seduced by the dark side and corrupted. Rylo Ken seems like an insecure overcompensating immature little poo poo who enjoys evil because he wants people to respect him and to be good at something yet knows deep down that nobody respects him and that he's not that great at anything. He comes off like a neo-nazi or a school shooter. The character work in both the script and the acting was probably my favorite part of the movie, as it can say a lot by showing a little.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 07:09 |
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Cnut the Great posted:Yes, but the primary emotional emphasis in the originals was on how Luke reacts to and handles the revelation that his father is a villain. Kylo would have worked fine in TFA if the primary emotional emphasis was consistently on how Rey related to Kylo Ren, but it wasn't. The emotional emphasis suddenly and jarringly shifts to Han Solo during his death scene, even though we have next to no meaningful context for his and Kylo's past relationship. Not in Star Wars because Darth Vader doesn't become Luke's dad until the sequel.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 07:42 |
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Cnut the Great posted:I am very pointedly not ignoring it. I am saying it's a bad element to base a scene around. If I was ignoring it, I wouldn't have mentioned it in my post, and thus we would not currently be talking about it. That all got cut out to make room for Oscar Isaacs and three more action scenes. You can see a tiny bit of an earlier draft left when Kylo tells Rey that she's going to be disappointed in Han in choosing him as a father figure.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 16:18 |
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It's a lazy way to solve a love triangle born out of laziness and a refusal to listen to Harrison Ford's good advice.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 17:14 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:What was his advice? That he should have died in Empire instead of being frozen.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2016 17:35 |
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Cnut the Great posted:No, I mean that the plot generally isn't what's most interesting about a movie. Rey goes to see Luke because she discovers that the stories she heard as a child were true and because she learns to let go of her attachment to her desert planet. Also because she forms human attachments to her new friends John Boyega, Han Solo, and sphere robot, as well as an obligation to carry out the function her mystical vision assigns her, even though she rejects this hero's calling initially. Han Solo is all hosed up because he turned out to be a bad dad and probably more importantly because he lived through the space version of We Need to Talk About Kevin. Lots of people find fatherhood challenging and deal with it badly.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2016 03:06 |
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The real Star Wars movies are a completely different narrative as compared to the prequels. Nobody knew Darth Vader was Luke's dad when they made Star Wars and the two sequels set up their own story that ends in Jedi. The prequels have their own story that doesn't match the real trilogy (Leia knew her mom, Anakin was a great pilot, Chewbacca is a space pirate, desert robes are just for people in the desert) because they're serving that story.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 03:44 |
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computer parts posted:Speaking of which, Aunt Beru has this nice denim jacket that I don't think ever shows up in a film again. That outfit's nice enough to wear outside of Star Wars (if it's still 1977)
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 05:03 |
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MonsieurChoc posted:Canon is a meaningless concept that nerds should discard in favor of actually enjoying and engaging with stuff. The single criterion for canonicity in the present age is whether poo poo is any good. That Alien franchise box set should be two discs.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 05:07 |
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Beeez posted:Guys, observe how long the Wookiepedia article for the Death Star plans is: http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Death_Star_plans/Legends What is it about that movie that makes people so crazy? I don't even think the Bible has caused so much crazy speculation about its characters. It's just a movie.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 20:15 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:To trace the background of its genre briefly, the plot of STAR WARS is a chivalric romance plot. Chivalric romance as a specific form in western Europe was first developed in twelfth-century France by authors such as Chrêtien de Troyes, and remained widely popular throughout the sixteenth century. The form was revived in the nineteenth century by poets such as Tennyson (whose Idyls of the King is a reworking of the fifteenth-century Morte d'Arthur of Malory), and writers like the socialist William Morris (in his Well at the World's End). These works and others like them filtered medieval romances though a gauze of nineteenth-century concerns. In turn, they became the sources of the sword-and-sorcery fantasies of the twentieth century, among them Tolkien's Ring series, begun in the 1930s, and contemporary works like Michael Moorcock's Sword Rulers series. So, even leaving aside the relation between chivalric romance and romantic (as opposed to realistic) novels, romance has been one of the most successful and long-lived of the fictional structures of Western culture. That doesn't mean that the film reflects the medieval worldview any more than an animated Disney fairytale. I think you will find that American studio films of the late 20th century reflect the capitalist worldview. Isn't this film about liberal democracy defeating fascism?
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2016 20:23 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:Disney fairy tales are also likely to be examples of feudalist ideology. One obvious example is the Lion King, which centers around the king's suppression of a revolt by the loathsome, trash-eating hyenas. Of course you have the cynical observation 'these movies were only made to make money', but that's a distraction. The question is how they are making the money - what fantasy do they sell to the audience? No, the ideology of Star Wars and its two sequels is one of late capitalism--that individual actors rise though virtuous action that also ensures material success and that a free market is inherently meritocratic and just as the net result of individual action. Outside the empire there's capitalism, and that's what Princess Leia the senator seems to want to reproduce everywhere in opposing the empire. It's an American fairy tale made by a bourgeois autistic car fanatic.
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