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Effectronica posted:Your hateful, incoherent gibberish has been rendered literal gibberish by your incompetence at writing. Beautiful. You've ceased being amusing and are now becoming annoying. Maybe you should take a break.
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I thought his wife was a Christian and then he had the dream.
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Effectronica posted:Neither Minervina nor Fausta are known to have been Christians, and his son Crispus, who was educated by a Christian, would have been five at the Battle of the Maxentius Bridge where Constantine is supposed to have used the Chi-Rho symbol for the first time. I will admit me that you've sufficiently wowed me with your knowledge of his wives' names that I'm not going to retort. My Art History professor is full of poo poo then.
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Jan 5, 2016 02:45
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Noam Chomsky posted:They do. Obi-Wan "killed" Anakin and took his sabre and gave it to Luke later. The Qui-Gon dialog is foreshadowing. From a certain point of view I guess.
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Jan 7, 2016 20:52
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I was thinking about Emo Kylo Ren and his school-shooting character. Han's like "Ben. Come home. We miss you." but fails to add "...and stand trial for your war crimes, terrorism and mass murder of innocents."
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Jan 7, 2016 22:11
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Raxivace posted:It's like David Lynch reinterpreted the Seinfeld theme. 
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Jan 8, 2016 00:54
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I feel like Finn is going to have force sensitivity. I think it's the source of his moral dilemma at the kill command.
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Jan 8, 2016 03:10
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DARPA posted:That's assuming the force itself leans towards the light side and not just something the jedi sect claims. Stop it, you'll fuel the flames of TR-8R fan fiction with talk like that.
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Jan 8, 2016 03:40
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Are you seriously arguing that Chewie was doing chores
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Jan 8, 2016 03:49
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Dog hair in my sheets again gently caress
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Jan 8, 2016 03:53
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porfiria posted:I feel like they sort of left open how super skilled Jedis fight in the New Trilogy (tm). Rey has no idea what she's doing, obviously, and I thought they sort of implied that Kylo is basically at Luke in ANH levels of training--Snoke's summons at the end is kind of a reverse Yoda thing. Would be perfect. (although I think you mean later on in the scene when he beats her fighting with a reed. Effortless.)
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Jan 18, 2016 22:55
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rear end Catchcum posted:Look at my join date. Then look at yours. 
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Jan 20, 2016 22:42
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It's obvious that Luke tore the ground between Ren and Rae apart, saving Rae from the dark side until he can teach her how to use it properly against other dark side users.
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Jan 21, 2016 22:50
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Neurolimal posted:If you wanted Maul to have a bigger role, it wouldn't be hard to write an escape in TPM, condense the romance and "jedi/protagonists stand, walk, or sit while expositing" scenes in AOTC, then integrate scenes where Sidious expresses an interest in Anakin's skills and immature nature, prompting Maul to try to eliminate Anakin before it's necessary at the arena, resulting in his death to a rookie jedi due to his blind rage and jealousy at losing his father figure (i'm sure you could write a decent ironic comparison between him and Anakin losing his mother, foreshadowing Anakin undergoing the same arc in the OT). I like this.
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Jan 22, 2016 07:51
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:No he's not. Besides being a stabber, the explanation for his actions doesn't fit with any actual school shooting. Yeah he's more of an abortion clinic bomber.
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Jan 24, 2016 23:18
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homullus posted:There are worse things to be paid for than showing up, being yourself in comfortable clothing, shaking some hands, and going home. I bet it sucks a lot more than that.
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Jan 25, 2016 19:17
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I think the Jedi being evil and the Sith being good is probably the most ridiculous of assertions. I think at one point somebody said they enjoyed Jedi Rocks but I don't believe that was anything but a troll.
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Jan 27, 2016 18:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4RnS8iegb0 Jaws fans love this.
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Jan 27, 2016 22:56
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Well I am being an rear end but it's not like George Lucas directed all of Star Wars and how is this not a continuation of the themes of Jaws? You even get a force ghost Chief Brody from beyond the grave affecting corporeal events, in this case an inexplicable shark explosion.
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Jan 27, 2016 23:11
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Bongo Bill posted:I just want to mention, for the record, that the Star Wars prequels are good too. This is what started it. The second post in this thread. I'm not going to dig up where it happened in the last thread.
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kiimo posted:This is what started it. The second post in this thread. I'm not going to dig up where it happened in the last thread. Okay I went back to the first thread. This is the source of evil. redshirt posted:I unironically enjoy Episode 1 and think it's a good Star Wars movie. Sure, Jar-Jar. But, kids! It's got heroes, villains, good action, and it's a fairly tight story. This post is from Nov. 2, 2012. That's how long we've wasted arguing if the prequels are good or bad.
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Jan 28, 2016 01:28
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I've wasted 14 years on this website, I'm not judging.
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Jan 28, 2016 03:02
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What the poo poo just happened. edit: This is amazing. Caught it and it made the thread so much better.  and for continuity. 
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Jan 28, 2016 21:13
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Thrawn was a good character in my opinion. All anyone ever talks about is the art thing. Okay it was a pretty big aspect of the character. Also from what I remember he was studying art to identify nuances in a species beyond the traditional study of battle tactics which he had already thoroughly investigated. I don't know it's been a long time.
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Jan 28, 2016 23:48
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Raped by the Force A Victim's Certain Point of View by Shmi Skywalker
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Feb 2, 2016 00:38
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hiddenriverninja posted:The only ship around here is the Millennium Falcon. Slave I is in some alien's garage getting polished with a diaper daily. We will absolutely see it again, as we should. It was always the most unique design of any ship. Also while we're on the subject I didn't see enough chatter on here about how much Kylo's ship ruled. That thing was like a giant death bat.
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Feb 12, 2016 07:43
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I think the prequels were dreck but I managed to state this viewpoint without getting banned from the thread somehow.
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Feb 13, 2016 00:09
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Maxwell Lord posted:The New Star Destroyer design is especially blah, though. Basically just fatter and broader than the old ones, and with smaller crown thingies (which were what made the original design pop.) It looks downright clumsy. I see what you're saying but I feel the need to mention that this actually fits with the narrative. I usually hate when people say that but it's like the golden age of ship building has passed.
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Feb 17, 2016 20:43
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You gave the special editions to children, you monster.
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Feb 18, 2016 01:25
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I'm still unsure of how Plageuis managed to be Luke's grandfather in all this somehow.
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Feb 19, 2016 01:08
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Poor Shmi. Raped by the force and a village of Sand People and probably Watto knowing that dude.
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Feb 19, 2016 01:24
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Big Luke must be huge then.
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Schwarzwald posted:Big Luke's headless body is decomposing in a cave on Dagobah. I'm surprised SMG hasn't taken that scene and extrapolated some kind of hosed up theory about how young Luke is dead, replaced by Dark Side Clone Luke, who understands the world better than myopic Jedis because Good is Dumb. Of course he may have, I started skimming his posts around last April.
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Feb 19, 2016 03:18
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Anakin Skywalker was a child-murdering Evil Person and my only regret was he wasn't alive when Luke burned him.
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Feb 19, 2016 03:38
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McDowell posted:Do you consider yourself to be a Christian? I consider myself over any Star Wars conversation that doesn't involve movie news or jokes. Neo Rasa posted:Episode VIII teaser: like this. This I am in to.
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Feb 19, 2016 07:15
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I've been following this thread for thousands of pages and it has become like a heroin habit where I am only happy on the initial high and that hit is when I read movie news and jokes and then 40 pages of droid slavery are like the baby crawling on the ceiling as I detox. Also I'm not being very serious, please continue your droid slavery conversation don't mind me. I even like SMG
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Feb 19, 2016 07:23
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It amazes me how many lifeforms in a whole galaxy inevitably interact with six of the same people.
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Lucas named Sheev I thought this was a joke name at first but I have to admit it kind of grew on me.
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When did Leia become a black track athlete
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