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thread is in reponse to the OPs dick & balls retreating up under his gut when he saw a Man riding a motorcycle.
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Beef Turret posted:Hurr silly men doing things they enjoy while putting no one else at risk... Da fuq? I guess it's only sexist if it's against crap women enjoy but jumping off bridges is free
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Dec 17, 2015 00:40
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Life is so safe and comfortable and dull we now have to sometimes induce deliberate, pointless risk at times just to try to feel something, ANYTHING
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Dec 17, 2015 00:40
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Someone please just, hold me
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Dec 17, 2015 00:40
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Enfield posted:the only time i dropped a motorcycle was when i hit a deer at 50mph and broke my leg and now i have a rod in my leg i hit a deer @ 60 and didnt sustain any injuries because i was in a car op
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Dec 17, 2015 00:45
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hm. this 40 year old dirtbike is definitely worth $2000 on craigslist
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Dec 17, 2015 00:48
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Jenny Agutter posted:i hit a deer @ 60 and didnt sustain any injuries because i was in a car op i also hit a deer at 60 in a car and didnt sustain any injuies but it doesnt make a very good story to tell at bars nerd edit im sorry i called you a nerd i was angry and hungry. luckily i just ate a medium burger topped with cherrywood bacon and grilled onions and sharp chedder cheese and cum and feel a lot better Enfield fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Dec 17, 2015 00:53
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even driving cars is so dangerous it ought to be illegal except for trained professionals
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Dec 17, 2015 00:55
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Jenny Agutter posted:i hit a deer @ 60 and didnt sustain any injuries because i was in a car op One hour of life, crowded to the full with glorious action, and filled with noble risks, is worth whole years of those mean observances of paltry decorum, in which men steal through existence, like sluggish waters through a marsh, without either honor or observation. -- Spider-Man
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Dec 17, 2015 00:56
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can you listen to the radio or podcasts on a motorcycle during your commute or is that illegal like wearing headphones on a bicycle since you need to be able to hear the cars
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Dec 17, 2015 01:15
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:can you listen to the radio or podcasts on a motorcycle during your commute if you buy a goldwing with all the fixings you get a radio and heated seats and you can put it into reverse because youre 69 years old and cant pull it up onto your center stand. my ex's dad got one but he gets a pass because he was a gigantic burly man who could crush me like a tin can and kept a row of rifles on the wall next to the tv
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Dec 17, 2015 01:19
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:can you listen to the radio or podcasts on a motorcycle during your commute You don't need to be able to see or hear to drive where I live. Insurance is very expensive.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:19
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I used to ride dirt bikes until I wrecked, that was when I was 12-13. At the hospital the nurse touched my testes for some reason; it's the last time I felt the touch of a woman.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:22
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i ride my bike with headphones blasting going 90 on the highway. lol if you want to live
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Dec 17, 2015 01:26
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Congrats on buying an avatar Yezzor now maybe you can buy a frikkin clue!
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Dec 17, 2015 01:29
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A bunch of women have had sex with me because I own a motorcycle. I took them for a ride on the bike, then I took them for a ride on my cock. I know you're just jealous because you're not invited, I'm sorry but bikes have a 500 pound weight limit, you boiling hot sack of poo poo.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:37
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:can you listen to the radio or podcasts on a motorcycle during your commute I have bluetooth speakers in my helmet so I can listen to talk radio podcasts while I go 140mph on my crotch rocket. Not joking at all.
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Dec 17, 2015 01:48
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my motocycle cost like a grand and can bring me to work and drive through the woods while returning 50+ mpg and making me feel like jesus christ all at the same time, id say it was a sound investment. if u have to think about why u would want a motorcycle and then dont i  my bike atgatt naem posted:Life is so safe and comfortable and dull we now have to sometimes induce deliberate, pointless risk at times just to try to feel something, ANYTHING ya basically. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Dec 17, 2015 01:59
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tezzor you are the wettest blanket
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Dec 17, 2015 02:05
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I wouldnt ride a motor cycle but Im not against it either, Im just kind of laughing at both sides really
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Dec 17, 2015 02:07
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Mariana Horchata posted:my motocycle cost like a grand and can bring me to work and drive through the woods while returning 50+ mpg and making me feel like jesus christ all at the same time, id say it was a sound investment. if u have to think about why u would want a motorcycle and then dont old rear end dualsports are the noblests of motorcycles that dont get any glamour but work hard and arnt afraid to throw down. if that motorcycle was a man id shake his hand and then kiss him and run away and hide in a ditch
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Dec 17, 2015 02:09
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Enfield posted:old rear end dualsports are the noblests of motorcycles that dont get any glamour but work hard and arnt afraid to throw down. if that motorcycle was a man id shake his hand and then kiss him and run away and hide in a ditch yeah ive had to leave it in a ditch a few time and call a friend once i had cell phone reception to come pick me up and to bring dabs to mellow my mood. thank you.  playing fallout 4 irl is also p cool JnnyThndrs posted:Riding a motorcycle after taking heroin is loving incredible. Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 03:13 on Dec 17, 2015 |
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Dec 17, 2015 02:21
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Who gives a poo poo
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Dec 17, 2015 02:22
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Tezzor posted:heroin looks like a lot more fun than a motorcycle and vastly cheaper to purchase the requisite amount for the goal of being found dead on the side of a road Riding a motorcycle after taking heroin is loving incredible.
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Dec 17, 2015 02:49
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point: all human life has value counterpoint: JnnyThndrs posted:Riding a motorcycle after taking heroin is loving incredible.
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Dec 17, 2015 03:04
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a bay posted:I wouldnt ride a motor cycle but Im not against it either, Im just kind of laughing at both sides really You have no passion. You're not even capable of understanding how droll your life is.
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Dec 17, 2015 03:17
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Tezzor posted:point: all human life has value i got another counterpoint haha but that wuld be mean
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Dec 17, 2015 03:18
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JnnyThndrs posted:Riding a motorcycle after taking heroin is loving incredible.
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Dec 17, 2015 03:20
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dammmn
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Dec 17, 2015 03:21
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Tezzor posted:heroin looks like a lot more fun than a motorcycle and vastly cheaper to purchase the requisite amount for the goal of being found dead on the side of a road well what are you waiting for??
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Dec 17, 2015 03:30
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I've done some dumb poo poo over the past 15 years on my bikes (currently own 3) and am still around. Frequent 100+ runs on my Triumph, throwing rooster tails and wheelies on my knobby-tired Ninja 500, or pushing my Suzuki to it cornering limits 24/7 (non-folding pegs make that interesting). I'm always atgatt which is the only responsible way to ride. Mariana Horchata, out playing photo tag on ADVRider? Oh, yeah. gently caress you, op.
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Dec 17, 2015 03:55
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I've done some dumb poo poo over the past 15 years on my bikes (currently own 3) and am still around. Frequent 100+ runs on my Triumph, throwing rooster tails and wheelies on my knobby-tired Ninja 500, or pushing my Suzuki to it cornering limits 24/7 (non-folding pegs make that interesting). I'm always atgatt which is the only responsible way to ride. my buddy had one of those 3 cylinder daytonas and he brought it up to the bar with all new painted fairing and i was like bitch you dropped that poo poo and i got to take it around the corner.my current dream bike is a modern triumph scrambler
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Dec 17, 2015 04:01
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I've done some dumb poo poo over the past 15 years on my bikes (currently own 3) and am still around. Frequent 100+ runs on my Triumph, throwing rooster tails and wheelies on my knobby-tired Ninja 500, or pushing my Suzuki to it cornering limits 24/7 (non-folding pegs make that interesting). I'm always atgatt which is the only responsible way to ride. that was my intention but the last pic was taken while in a superfund site full of asbestos (why the pic is so lovely), lead, and arsenic and by the time i made it back home and decon'd i fell asleep instead of posted and by the time i woke up had to get ready for work  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zibj7KnjClk
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Dec 17, 2015 04:01
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I occasionally take my motorcycle with 2 wheels in the front out for a spin with my morbidly obese wife. We get jeered at about the same amount as when we ride our HIS/HERS Segways down to the Dollar Tree. We had a regular motorcycle and side car but the side car kept detaching and going around obstacles only to meet back up with the bike further down the road.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:02
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I occasionally take my motorcycle with 2 wheels in the front out for a spin with my morbidly obese wife. We get jeered at about the same amount as when we ride our HIS/HERS Segways down to the Dollar Tree. We had a regular motorcycle and side car but the side car kept detaching and going around obstacles only to meet back up with the bike further down the road.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:04
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30 days without tezzor 
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Dec 17, 2015 04:15
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Dec 17, 2015 04:23
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I have a motorcycle. It goes vroom vroom.
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Dec 17, 2015 04:26
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Lol op got probated for a month for his poo poo thread. gently caress you tezzor grow a pair Seriously, though, being able to cut through traffic on a bike is well worth the risk of being chewed up under a people mover.
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Dec 17, 2015 05:47
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Sounds like OP is a total pussy who is too scared to do anything beyond let him mother drive him to and from work.
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