Sardines ~~ the dadliest catch

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ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

No please don't. On the one hand we'd all get immediate refugee status if we wanted it, but then we'd probably have to go to Oklahoma which is basically the same thing but shittier because it's smaller.

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Guildenstern Mother: Mar 31, 2010; Why walk when you can ride?

So back on topic, is mustard a good addition for avacado 'dines?

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ghosTTy: Sep 22, 2008

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ScrubLeague: Feb 11, 2007; Nap Ghost

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

So back on topic, is mustard a good addition for avacado 'dines?

sounds pretty tasty imo

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Tace Vim posted:

tuna is bad? please explain.

Tuna is a large and beautiful apex predator. That alone should make it a rare treat and not cheap poo poo in a can. Its place on the food chain means every pesticide and heavy metal in the sea will concentrate in it like crazy. In addition its uniquely flavored flesh is really suited only to searing or being served rare or raw, boiling it is a sin.

It's also basically straight on the way to extinction. Sardines get fished hard these days too but nothing like tuna.

Don't give money to tuna or there will be no more cool tunas.

raton fucked around with this message at 16:41 on Dec 17, 2015

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

WanderingMinstrel I posted:

So back on topic, is mustard a good addition for avacado 'dines?

Haystack of diced green onion

whoflungpoop posted:

even the freshest seafood smells nasty, i just realized this must be what gay dudes feel like when confronted with even a freshly showered snaz

Unlike the with the slizz you can put lemon juice on sea animals if you're a smell baby

raton fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Dec 17, 2015

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Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

thanks but i already play a lot of ping pong to keep my mind and body sharp

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Kofi Annan: Jan 30, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

please answer why eat sard?

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OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

Hey OP which fand of green curry mack did you buy im having trouble finding it on amazn

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Grandma Panic!: Nov 4, 2006

What is the best deboned deskinned sardines?
It's the 21st century I'm not gonna eat a whole animal bones and all like a loving neanderthal

# ? Dec 17, 2015 17:10

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Mange Mite posted:

Hey OP which fand of green curry mack did you buy im having trouble finding it on amazn

http://www.amazon.com/Pan-Asia-Mackerel-Green-115-Grams/dp/B004XXXSMC

It looks like it's hard to find on Amazon right now so the price is high but it was this one.

# ? Dec 17, 2015 17:14

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Billmac posted:

What is the best deboned deskinned sardines?
It's the 21st century I'm not gonna eat a whole animal bones and all like a loving neanderthal

OK hick.

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dad gay. so what: Feb 18, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Somebody fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Dec 17, 2015

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Falun Bong Refugee: Dec 14, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

They mercy killed that, right?

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Sir Nose: Mar 28, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ora3kIZlaE

# ? Dec 17, 2015 17:18

Booblord Zagats: Oct 30, 2011; Pork Pro

When I was a kid my dad was stationed at a Naval base in Winter Harbor Maine and there was a sardine factory a few miles up the road. It smelled but when my granmpa came to visit one Spring we went there almost every other day for two weeks because he absolutely loves sardines and they would let him buy them directly off the line.

I'm not a huge fan of them unless they're served on rice with spicy mustard

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

What if instead of being called sardines they were called CUM FISH!!! LOL would you still eat them????

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

What if instead of being called sardines they were called CUM FISH!!! LOL would you still eat them????

Oh, you poor, naive bastard.

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damn horror queefs: Oct 14, 2005; say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Been all about the smoked herring these days.

Smoke em if you got em

# ? Dec 17, 2015 17:48

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Also I think we determined that AIDS or maybe ebola is the deadliest catch

# ? Dec 17, 2015 17:51

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

drat horror queefs posted:

Been all about the smoked herring these days.

Smoke em if you got em

But pickled in that cream sauce

# ? Dec 17, 2015 17:55

Bardeh: Dec 2, 2004; Fun Shoe

Billmac posted:

What is the best deboned deskinned sardines?
It's the 21st century I'm not gonna eat a whole animal bones and all like a loving neanderthal

have a look in the baby section of your local supermarket, they might have something for you there

OR you could man up and eat the goddamn bones they're good for you and will make you grow big and strong like Dad

# ? Dec 17, 2015 18:05

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

VendaGoat posted:

Oh, you poor, naive bastard.

Tastes like eggs

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cram me sideways: Apr 26, 2015

fucker rear end in a top hat now i want sardines

edit: actually putting on pants and socks and SHOES and going to the CVS down the street

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cram me sideways: Apr 26, 2015

Nooner posted:

Also I think we determined that AIDS or maybe ebola is the deadliest catch

sarine gay. so what

# ? Dec 17, 2015 18:27

Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

Wish someone started the thread yesterday. Yall missed out on a KO giveaway.

This'll be my second :kimchi:

# ? Dec 17, 2015 19:31

Happy Hedonist: Jan 18, 2009

Sheep-Goats posted:

Why should I eat the fishy oils, a human being essay by Sheep Goats

Ok, you are a goon now. At 35 you are old enough that bad eating habits have made the artery hard. The artery is supposed to be soft. This is because the artery that goes around your heart needs to bend. If it doesn't bend it will crack on the inside. Your body will think this is a cut and a clot will form. If the crack is big enough you will get a clot that closes the artery and then all of the heart tissue that lives on that artery's blood will die. It will get replaced by scar tissue which doesn't work. You will either die or no longer be able to walk up stairs without stopping on the landings because your new piece of poo poo heart can't handle it. That is called a heart attack.

What is a good way to fight this? First you can see your doctor and he will give you a tiny cheap pill to take that will control your cholesterol pretty well that is a miracle. Second you can take one 81mg aspirin every day. Third you can exercise. Forth you can consume large quantities of unsaturated fats relative to your other fats.

Your body uses these fats for a lot of things but one thing is making arteries. A fat is a chemical that looks like three snakes biting each others in the heads. The long tail part can be saturated or unsaturated. If it is saturated that means the snake has all of its ribs. This means that it can't suck its own cock because the ribs make it inflexible. If it is unsaturated it has a rib removed so it can suck its own cock. Unsaturated snakes are very flexible.

When it is cold inflexible snakes get even worse. In fact some fats are so saturated that at cool temperatures they are solid, like butter. Other fats stay liquid even when they are very cold because they are so unsaturated, they have had the perfect rib removed so they can most easily suck their own cocks. Fishes live in the cold cold sea but need to have flexible cell walls and arteries for swimming and for complex thought. Therefore their bodies make unsaturated fats. This means we can eat cold water oily fish in volumes that outpace warm furry land animals a lot and it helps us not develop arteriosclerosis and die from a myocardial infarction because our lazy dumb bodies will use these now easily available flexible fats to build cells.

Oh by the way if you over eat your body will crank out a ton of fat. Because it is dumb it will mostly make saturated fat (it stores energy better). If you want health benefits from omega 3 oils you cannot overeat. BTW in this analogy a snake = a fatty acid and when they bite each other's heads they make a fat so don't get confused about acid vs fatty acid vs fat you dumb poo poo.

This made my afternoon Mr. Goats. You have my thanks.

I am going to make some Fisherman's Eggs (thank you previous thread) and drink some coffee before heading out to see the new Star Wars movie. A good day.

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Necros: Jul 23, 2003

i cannot believe you eat the farkin bones. arent you scared youll get kidney stones like cats that eat too much fish meal?

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

vendagoat what is that is it a cum fish??

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VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Nooner posted:

vendagoat what is that is it a cum fish??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milt
Yes

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

why would people eat that ):

# ? Dec 17, 2015 19:57

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

I just changed the wiki to say milt or "cum fish" instead of "soft roe" lol im a loving prankster :twisted:

edit: someone changed it back already lol

Nooner fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Dec 17, 2015

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Necros posted:

i cannot believe you eat the farkin bones. arent you scared youll get kidney stones like cats that eat too much fish meal?

You know the bone doesn't go through the wall of your stomach and lodge in your kidney right it gets digested and sent all over gently caress and if you are gorging on calcium then you could get a stone but most people are deficient anyway so they need the dine bone in them.

What I'm saying is do like Nooner and let lots of animal bones enter you.

# ? Dec 17, 2015 20:01

Haier: Aug 10, 2007; by Lowtax

Sheep-Goats posted:

A fat is a chemical that looks like three snakes biting each others in the heads.

Dude.... DUDE. Do you realize what this means? It's a loving clue. The Reptilian Agenda is right in front of our faces. What is dragging down humanity? Getting fat and eating too much and too poorly. Right there... they designed lipids to look like loving snakes to show us they are in control and causing our demise. HOLY poo poo

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naem: May 29, 2011

Isaac posted:

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Haier posted:

Dude.... DUDE. Do you realize what this means? It's a loving clue. The Reptilian Agenda is right in front of our faces. What is dragging down humanity? Getting fat and eating too much and too poorly. Right there... they designed lipids to look like loving snakes to show us they are in control and causing our demise. HOLY poo poo

The Chinermans propensity to eat a big cube of just fat (like it is normal food) contributes to the snakey eye shape assuredly

# ? Dec 17, 2015 20:03