2016 PRIMARY TOXX THREAD

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Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001; Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Holy goddamn hell, we're an actual subforum now and I'm told we're going to be around until the end of this election cycle (at least), so we've finally got the green light for a Toxx thread! If any of you idiots want to gamble your accounts on the results of any US primary elections, this is the place to do it. First, some ground rules:

FOR gently caress'S SAKE, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU ARE WILLING AND EAGER TO RISK GETTING BANNED!
POST THE NAME OF THE CANDIDATE WHO WILL WIN THEIR PARTY'S PRIMARY ELECTION! If you want to showboat about why, specifically, you're so goddamn sure they'll win, feel free. Odds are it'll come back to bite you in the rear end later, anyway
Do not post for more than one candidate for each party! You don't have to choose one for each, but if you do make sure it's just one Democrat and one Republican.*
Do not post more than once in this thread! Keep any commentary in the respective party's primary thread, or anywhere else really, just not here.
Don't edit your post! If the edit message appears on your post I'll presume you're up to something shady, and react appropriately.
YOU WILL BE BANNED IF YOUR CANDIDATE DOES NOT WIN THEIR PARTY'S PRIMARY! Seriously, no requests for probation or other conditional bullshit, moxie up or don't bother.
Do not toxx for the general election. There will be a separate thread, or possibly threads, for that once we're through the primary season madness.

*If for some reason, likely due to extreme head trauma, any of you want to Toxx for some third-party no-hoper in their respective primary they I suppose I won't stop you, but don't expect great acclaim for getting it right (though you will get banned if you get it wrong).

Captain_Maclaine has issued a correction as of 16:14 on Mar 12, 2016

# ? Dec 17, 2015 20:04

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Something Else: Dec 27, 2004; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Finally I can :toxx:

for Bernie. I have dreamt of this day, when I can put my dick on the table and say, I'm savage as gently caress for the Bern man :patriot:

and if he doesn't win, I've wasted enough time posting about him already

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 20:55

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Bernie Sanders will be the Democratic Party's nominee for President.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTA3aOfrDHA

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 21:01

Dr_0ctag0n: Apr 25, 2015; The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

My account is 99.9% Bernie shitposts, so I guess I'll make it official and :toxx:

for Bernie.

:bernin:

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 21:10

Chafey: Jun 14, 2005

FEEL THE BERN :bernin:

:bernget: Bernin Supreme

SANDERS STYLE SOCIALIST WHITE HOUSE FOR 2016

think im having ARRHYTHMIA

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 21:12

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Hillary Clinton will be the democratic nominee and it won't be particularly close. The real question is whether Bernie will win anything but Vermont.

God only knows on the clusterfuck that is the Republicans.

# ? Dec 17, 2015 21:14

Bockscar: Jun 17, 2007

for Bernie Sanders as the Dem's nominee.

:911:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3agi-FlDWA :patriot:

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 21:15

100 degrees Calcium: Jan 23, 2011

I believe in Bernie Sanders for the Democrats and here's the :toxx:

to say so

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 21:59

Ruzihm: Aug 11, 2010; Group up and push mid, proletariat!

for Bernie Sanders?

:toxx:

for Bernie Sanders!

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 22:13

Sashimi: Dec 26, 2008; College Slice

for Bernie Sanders, noted badass.

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# ? Dec 17, 2015 22:33

Boombox Jackson: Nov 3, 2008

for hillary clinton

# ? Dec 17, 2015 23:40

Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

for God Emperor Donald J. Trump.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 00:16

Dahbadu: Aug 22, 2004; Reddit has helpfully advised me that I look like a "15 year old fortnite boi"

for Bernie winning the primary (regular toxx)

:toxx:

for Trump winning the primary. This is a super special toxx where if Trump wins, NeuroticJew writes me an apology letter and bans himself for life. If Trump loses, then I ban myself for life and write an apology letter.

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# ? Dec 18, 2015 00:18

Constant Hamprince: Oct 24, 2010; by exmarx; College Slice

Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic Party's nominee for the US Presidential Election of 2016.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 02:35

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Constant Hamprince posted:

Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic Party's nominee for the US Presidential Election of 2016.

I strongly believe this, also I am a pussy who takes the safe odds.

# ? Dec 18, 2015 08:41

Hot Karl Marx: Mar 16, 2009; Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Let's make America great again!

Trump 2016: let the nukes fly

# ? Dec 18, 2015 23:31

SnakePlissken: Dec 31, 2009; by zen death robot

Toxxed for the Jeb! getting the R nom months ago, largely out of skepticism that the Trumpmentum had any substance (which it doesn't.) Now I'm regretting it because I'm tempted to reflexively feel sorry for the schmo.

But the Snake is a man of his word. And I'll be happy to lose this bet because for an ill-conceived moment I thought Jeb! stood a chance.

:toxx:

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# ? Dec 19, 2015 05:14

pwnyXpress: Mar 28, 2007

:bernget:

BERNIE SANDERS :bernin:

:bernget:

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# ? Dec 19, 2015 06:48

Trash Trick: Apr 17, 2014

Hillary, you loving retards. There is no question.

# ? Dec 19, 2015 06:50

memy: Oct 15, 2011; by exmarx

Can't wait for all these retards to get banned

:toxx:

for Hillary

# ? Dec 19, 2015 16:19

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

for God Emperor Donald J Trump, Lord of the unstumpable

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# ? Dec 20, 2015 00:46

Clipperton: Dec 20, 2011; Grimey Drawer

for Hillary!

:toxx:

for Cruz!

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 21:07

huge pile of hamburger: Nov 4, 2009

ing for Trump

# ? Dec 24, 2015 16:50

Indigo Jones: Jul 11, 2014; by zen death robot

bernie sanders will be the democratic nominee.

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# ? Dec 25, 2015 06:57

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Hillary Clinton will be the Democratic nominee, actually.

# ? Dec 25, 2015 18:05

NumberLast: Jun 7, 2014

O'Malley's going to win, friends!!!

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# ? Dec 25, 2015 18:08

Neodymium: Jun 23, 2012

Hillary Clinton will receive the Democratic Party's presidential nomination in 2016. :toxx:

# ? Dec 25, 2015 20:48

Whiskey Sours: Jan 25, 2014; Weather proof.

What the hell.

I'll :toxx:

for Hillary going all the way to the White House.

If she doesn't I'll probably have bigger priorities than shitposting on an internet forum.

# ? Dec 27, 2015 05:51

Gibberish: Sep 17, 2002; by R. Guyovich

Hillary will win the Democratic nomination.

Even though I like Bernie more, the one thing I like more than him is seeing the frothing goon hive mind about Bernie all get banned in one fell swoop. I'm not delusional, and it's going to be Hillary, and it won't be close at all.

# ? Dec 28, 2015 20:31

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

I'm in the tank for Hildawg. :toxx:

# ? Dec 30, 2015 17:12

Good Citizen: Aug 12, 2008; trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Called it that Cruz was gonna win like a solid year ago. Trump was a big curve ball on my prediction but we're finally getting back on track. Cruz for the :toxx:

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# ? Dec 30, 2015 21:31

Duckbox: Sep 7, 2007

Hmm, I think I'll toxx for bernie in the primary.

He may not win, but it would be nice to be able to say "I told you so" if he does, so uh

WRAP IT UP HILLARAILURES! :smug:

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# ? Dec 30, 2015 23:36

Anime is great!: Sep 14, 2007

Happy new year!
Toxx that the republicans will have no choice but to pick Donald Trump or face irrelevance forever.

# ? Jan 1, 2016 02:48

Teriyaki Koinku: Nov 25, 2008; Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

for Hillary Clinton for Democratic primary (even though I'd prefer Bernie to win, oh well :shrug:

for Donald "The Donald" Trump for Republican primary, because I expect and want chaos to reign. :getin:

# ? Jan 1, 2016 19:28

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Hillary will win the democratic primary.

Trump will win the republican primary.

Everything will be terrible. Hail satan.

# ? Jan 5, 2016 07:01

Gravy Train Robber: Sep 15, 2007; by zen death robot

for Bernie winning the Democratic Primary

:toxx:

for Trump winning the Republican Primary

I should stop posting anyway, but let's make it fun.

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# ? Jan 10, 2016 15:56

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Marco Rubio and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL8VVZUAX5U&t=52s

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# ? Jan 10, 2016 21:22

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

Just watched the Brown and Black Forum. :toxx:

for Hillary Clinton to win the primary. Bernie can only do talking points, I don't think he can win on that alone.

# ? Jan 12, 2016 05:20

Reiterpallasch: Nov 3, 2010; Fun Shoe

for Hillary Clinton.

edit: for the democratic nom, i guess, if that matters

# ? Jan 14, 2016 22:38

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Bruegels Fuckbooks: Sep 14, 2004; Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically.

for Trump

# ? Jan 15, 2016 07:05

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