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gnarlyhotep posted:I said spoilers not dumb poo poo im gonna use all the bandwidth i paid for with the donations necessary to be having this convo with you in the cloud bitch. i figure i have at least 100 bad posts left in me before i have to donate some more via the ban me thread.
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jurassic park: they never actually travelled back in time to the jurassic era its all a cheap parlor trick using cutting edge genetics research and billions of dollars; m night shyamalan plays one of the primary investors of ingen
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Dec 18, 2015 09:00
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carrie (original version not the remake): full frontal nudity in the girls locker room only 2 minutes into the movie 
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Dec 18, 2015 09:05
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Comic Book Movies: all complete garbage spend your money and time doing literally anything else
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Dec 18, 2015 09:08
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inferno: this is not actually hellraiser:inferno you rented the wrong movie and ruined the theme of movie night
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Dec 18, 2015 09:09
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Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip - you're a stupid idiot who should pull a Cobain as soon as you exit the theater
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Dec 18, 2015 09:10
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Heavy Rain - the fat old guy is the murderer Beyond: Two Souls - the spirit is your twin who died in the womb Indigo Prophecy - stupid bullshit happens and then there's weird insect and you make out w/ the cop lady for some reason
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Dec 18, 2015 09:12
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karate kid: a boy from new jersey continuously picks fights with and gets his rear end kicked by the boyfriend of a girl he is trying to get with that is obviously still in a relationship
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Dec 18, 2015 09:13
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Lost: they were all dead the whole time lol 
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Dec 18, 2015 09:13
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Jurassic World- Raptor teams up with the T Rex to kill the Super dinosaur. I'm not kidding that's what actually happened.
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Dec 18, 2015 09:14
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Nine Hours, Nine Persons, Nine Doors: literally nothing makes sense but you'll feel like it does. also alternate dimensions, morphogenetic fields, and child trafficking.
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Dec 18, 2015 09:15
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Undertale - the big bad's actually a cool guy but if you spare him the flower tries to kill you. if you do the pacifist run, then the flower turns out to be the big bad guy's son and you have to fight him and talk to all your friends like the anime loving dinosaur
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Dec 18, 2015 09:16
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Falun Bong Refugee posted:Jurassic World- Raptor teams up with the T Rex to kill the Super dinosaur. I'm not kidding that's what actually happened.
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Dec 18, 2015 09:17
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Go Go Nippon! My First Trip to Japan - creepy weeaboo goes to Japan and then pervs on the girls who let him stay over for the trip. also some trivia and google maps and anime pantie shots.
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Dec 18, 2015 09:17
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HuniePop: you gently caress every girl in the game as well as the goddess of love and an alien
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Dec 18, 2015 09:18
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LISA: The Painful RPG - You murder hundreds of people to save Buddy but she hates and you die miserable and alone
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Dec 18, 2015 09:18
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LISA: The Joyful - Buddy's a dick for some stupid loving reason and is worse then painful
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Dec 18, 2015 09:19
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this was a kickass scene IMO: in the end it turns out that symbolic was wrong and it was not a good scene
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Dec 18, 2015 09:19
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Nidhogg - you get eaten by a worm
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Borderlands 2: Handsome Jack kills Roland and imprisons Lilith after you kill Angel
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Dec 18, 2015 09:20
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Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain - you're actually playing a guy who acts like he's big boss but he's not and really, wtf's the point of all this poo poo then???
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Dec 18, 2015 09:20
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gary oldmans diary posted:this was a kickass scene IMO: in the end it turns out that symbolic was wrong and it was not a good scene
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Deadly Premonition - The sherrif is the killer
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Dec 18, 2015 09:21
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Broenheim posted:Nidhogg - you get eaten by a worm !!!
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Dec 18, 2015 09:21
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Downwell - you go down a well to save your cat
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Dec 18, 2015 09:21
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To The Moon - the guy's memories were repressed because he got hit by a car and forgot about the girl who loved, but falls in love w/ her anyways, but doesn't know that he wants to go to the moon because he promised her that. Then, he dies but he gets to go to the moon with his sweet heart.
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Dec 18, 2015 09:23
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Planet of the Apes - the planet is earth
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Dec 18, 2015 09:23
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Dota 2 - Radiant/Dire win
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Dec 18, 2015 09:23
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gnarlyhotep posted:god dammit star wars i wish this was my username iron man spoiler: he is a dick but it is funny sometimes
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Dec 18, 2015 09:24
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Counter-Strike Global Offensive: Dreamhack Cluj-Napoca 2015 major tournament - EnVyUs beat Natus Vincere 2-0
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Dec 18, 2015 09:25
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Long Live the Queen - you keep dying until you can finally make out w/ a lady and get the achievement
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Dec 18, 2015 09:25
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Broenheim posted:Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain - you're actually playing a guy who acts like he's big boss but he's not and really, wtf's the point of all this poo poo then??? other than that the mgs series is really about the wacky adventures of its main character: ocelot
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Dec 18, 2015 09:25
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World of Warcraft - Good guy tries to save the world, get corrupted. Repeat.
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Dec 18, 2015 09:26
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Peace Walker - you gently caress Kaz in a box
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Dec 18, 2015 09:27
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Any Metal Gear Game - They made a metal gear/thing that's like a metal gear but isnt
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Dec 18, 2015 09:29
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Metal Gear Solid 2 - Metal Gear Solid 1, but with Raiden
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Dec 18, 2015 09:29
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Peace Walker: you naked wrestle Kaz in the shower while a teen girl named after peace looks onBroenheim posted:Any Metal Gear Game - They made a metal gear/thing that's like a metal gear but isnt
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Dec 18, 2015 09:30
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Pokémon - your rival is the Elite Four Champion
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Dec 18, 2015 09:33
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Smash Bros - Now you have to fight crazy hand!!!!
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