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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
This thread is guaranteed to contain spoilers for anything and everything, so none of you crying nancy rear end bitches can complain when you read it. I'll start.

Citizen Kane - Rosebud was his sled

The Street of the First Shell - Trent lives

Old Yeller - The dog dies in the end

Mowgli's Brothers - Mowgli swung Tabaqui twice against a tree

A Perfect Day for Bananafish - the young man shoots himself in the head

Please post all the spoilers you got, because if a story is good it can't be spoiled.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

The Blob - The liquid nitrogen truck from the beginning freezes the Blob

excellent

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Nooner posted:

FFVII - Sepharoth kills aerith

NO NO, this is nonsense, what does this even mean

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
god dammit star wars

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Demonachizer posted:

Were people freaking about the spoiler threads?

oh boy were they

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

whoflungpoop posted:

Rocky Horror Picture Show - they have meatloaf for dinner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VlGyMG0ksg

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

MiracleWhale posted:

haven't you assholes ever heard of spoiler tags

MiracleWhale gets probated for 6 hours hahahahaha!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Demonachizer posted:

Can you post some of their complaints? I can't imagine how hilarious grown rear end men bitching about children's movie spoilers must be.

As much as I would love to, I can't. I'm restricted by forum confidentiality rules and all. But feel free to announce all the spoilers you want in this thread!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
2001 - Frank Poole is killed by HAL

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

gary oldmans diary posted:

this thread: demonarchizer pretends to be naive about things we are all too familiar with as a means of gaining mod favor and ultimately regaining his backward posts

this post

take note new mods, this is the kind of crap you'll be dealing with

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Raiders of the Lost Ark - They find the Lost Ark but it gets stored in a US government warehouse

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Maldoror posted:

he's resurrected in 3001

i think syfy is doing a miniseries in 2016

I hope this is on Netflix at some point

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Isaac posted:

Triple H's entrance in WWE 2004 He drinks from the water bottle then does this huge spray in the air.

DAMMIT YOU SPOILED IT FOR US

ah hahah heh

thanks

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

thathonkey posted:

SuperBowl XLII: Giants beat the undefeated Patriots in one of the best NFL games ever played

I said spoilers not dumb poo poo

we only got so much bandwidth on this crappy website

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

thathonkey posted:

Comic Book Movies: all complete garbage spend your money and time doing literally anything else

lol word

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Alan Smithee posted:

if only there were a way to make money

if only you were a slightly good poster

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