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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Star Wars: Part 7: 2015: Episode 7: The Force Awakens: Part 1: Luke's father is Darth Vader

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Demonachizer posted:

Can you post some of their complaints? I can't imagine how hilarious grown rear end men bitching about children's movie spoilers must be.
this thread: demonarchizer pretends to be naive about things we are all too familiar with as a means of gaining mod favor and ultimately regaining his backward posts

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
demonarchizer is the professor moriarty of getting backwards posts and his vile schemes must be thwarted

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
colony collapse disorder: it actually was the pesticides all along just like everyone already knew

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
2001 a space odyssey: you fall asleep somewhere around the 1 hour mark

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
jurassic park: they never actually travelled back in time to the jurassic era its all a cheap parlor trick using cutting edge genetics research and billions of dollars; m night shyamalan plays one of the primary investors of ingen

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
carrie (original version not the remake): full frontal nudity in the girls locker room only 2 minutes into the movie :vince:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
inferno: this is not actually hellraiser:inferno you rented the wrong movie and ruined the theme of movie night

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
karate kid: a boy from new jersey continuously picks fights with and gets his rear end kicked by the boyfriend of a girl he is trying to get with that is obviously still in a relationship

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this was a kickass scene IMO: in the end it turns out that symbolic was wrong and it was not a good scene

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Broenheim posted:

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain - you're actually playing a guy who acts like he's big boss but he's not and really, wtf's the point of all this poo poo then???
its all about that moment in the helicopter cutscene after you blow up the robot where Kaz and Fake Snake are just at the precipice of a passionate kiss thus answering the MGS question of whether love can blossom on the battlefield

other than that the mgs series is really about the wacky adventures of its main character: ocelot

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
Peace Walker: you naked wrestle Kaz in the shower while a teen girl named after peace looks on

Broenheim posted:

Any Metal Gear Game - They made a metal gear/thing that's like a metal gear but isnt
Finally a true Bathtub Gear to surpass Toilet Gear!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
the usual suspects: there are a ton of coincidences between verbals story and the room he tells it in and this instills a childlike sense of wonder and order about the universe in viewers of the movie

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
super mario bros 2: all a dream
super mario bros 3: all a theatrical play

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
steve jobs: at the end right before he dies of cancer he ponders if maybe he should try out that whole medical science thing instead of magic crystal power and wheatgrass enemas

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Nation posted:

palestine vs israel: israel won about 30 years ago
talking to republican family members about israel: it is inconceivable to them that you can believe the israeli government, military, or citizens ever did anything wrong without that meaning that you are an antisemite that believes isis should be allowed to wash over the world just so that it can torture and behead every jewish person

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