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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

echinopsis posted:

I'll tell u what though son it was some of the best dry humping u ever seen


earlier on as I was catching the sexy vibe (before dry humping was on the menu) I had gone and taken my underwear off, so then when we start at first I couldnt just take my jeans off coz them I would be cock loose, but I said this and by round three I had put underwear ON which ironically made for better dry humping coz I could take my jeans off. fuckin lomarf

:stonkhat:

Sagebrush posted:

that sounds like an unbelievably awkward situation :geno:

also i can't wear jeans without underwear, it chafes something awful

:stonkhat:

so waht was teh wife doing, just watching? readign a magazine?? y not the 3 way semi-dry hump?

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
echi's wife doesn't need to settle for a sad little dryhump session

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wife was just watching. honestly I think it was hotter for her than for me. fuckin lomarf

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

lol forever @ echi

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

ayy dicks lomarfo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mishaq posted:

lol forever @ echi

green doesn't look good on you cuz

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
here's a list of reasons you shouldn't take drugs and also hooking up with someone in front of your wife sucks - mishaq

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

you didn't hook up with her

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
netflix and chi---er, over there, hyea

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

lomarf

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Sagebrush posted:

that sounds like an unbelievably awkward situation :geno:

also i can't wear jeans without underwear, it chafes something awful

i expect dudes would be scared of catching their pubes or skin in their zipper or something

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
both but overlap them so it's like they're dryhumping

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

i expect dudes would be scared of catching their pubes or skin in their zipper or something

i zipped my dilznick into my zipper when i was about 4 years old and i've never forgotten it.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

mishaq posted:

you didn't hook up with her

eh I guess hooking up means different things in different places

Sagebrush posted:

that sounds like an unbelievably awkward situation :geno:

also i can't wear jeans without underwear, it chafes something awful

I can fuckin see how it would man but realise that the whole progression from talking about sex to getting to a point where a fuckin dry hump seemed like a good idea to where it then happened two more times after an exhaustion/water break.. I mean if the reality was actually awkward it wouldn't have kept
going but the vibe was sexy as gently caress but eh I
can't imagine anyone believes me about that part

big scary monsters posted:

echi i don't normally give posters voices but i've decided to read all yours from now on in the voice of this whale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQwIhndkN3Q

why not

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
hey guys i was just cooking spaghetti when i heard this sound come from the computer upstairs, sounded like a fully loaded dishwasher dropped out of truck or someth-

oh

oh, it was the sound pertaining to a man's life

ok.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
Can we make a echi sex life thread so that we can have a lomarf discussion that doesn't get derailed?? I'm trying to discuss lomarf over here!

edit: the echi sex life thread is for talking about how he doesn't have sex too so for example the above story can go there as well.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

i expect dudes would be scared of catching their pubes or skin in their zipper or something

Not to mention that even if you've gotten everything zipped without incident, there's still a big metal jagged thing right by your penis all day long.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Wear underpants lads. Not that difficult.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
can I get a lomarf up in here or what

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Silver Alicorn posted:

can I get a lomarf up in here or what

Lomarf.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
...

...

...


LOMARF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
thanks :tipshat:

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

maniacdevnull posted:

Wear underpants lads. Not that difficult.

or jeans with a button fly

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the sound of one lo, marfing

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
lomarf, supermarf, every single powermarf

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
can someone make a SAclopedia entry for lomarf tia

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

what does lomarf stand for, i missed this one

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

itc it seems to be a reverse cucking, except without sex?

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

The Reverse Cuck

Buck U If Knuc

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

pre:
     L ook
     O out
goat M an's
     A nus opens
     R eally
     F ar

exe cummings fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Dec 21, 2015

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
It stands for look out, goat man's anus opens really far. Everyone knows that and I feel a little embarrassed you had to ask.

edit: beaten

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

i dont read fyad anymore since it moved to twitter, or whatever thread that originated from

thank you

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
The lomarf meme was so good I can't wait to see what fyad comes up with next lol.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
logmaorf

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

lomarf :rolleye:

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
whatever happened to :chome:

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

big scary monsters posted:

whatever happened to :chome:
it's still chomin' along actually

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy
maximum lomarf

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lmarf

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