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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
I'm gonna go run some errands in a few minutes and won't be back for a couple hours so I'm giving you all permission to go hog wild on this thread. Post whatever you want, there are no rules and everything is allowed, go hog wild!

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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

I just wanted to say Merry Christmas gbs, i hope you all have a good holiday season even if you dont believe in peace and goodwill toward others.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i poo poo in my backyard once and i felt truly feral

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Is that mama june in the op?

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

once when I was really young I was at the pool and had to pee, my hand slipped as I was holding my trunk open, causing my trunks to slap my penis out of my hand, pointing straight up. As a result I peed straight into my face for a second or so

what I'm trying to say is life is pain

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe

Son of Rodney posted:

once when I was really young I was at the pool and had to pee, my hand slipped as I was holding my trunk open, causing my trunks to slap my penis out of my hand, pointing straight up. As a result I peed straight into my face for a second or so

what I'm trying to say is life is pain

drat. godamn..

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
i like gbs

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Broenheim posted:

i like gbs
i like you

:love:

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
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ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

no rules?

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

is he allowed to do this?

Robot Made of Meat
Oct 16, 2015

ghostter posted:

is he allowed to do this?

Well, he IS Jesus Christ.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
REIGN (cum)


REIGN (cum) ON MEEEEEEEEEEE




I can't sleep, and I lay, and I think
The night is hot and black as ink
Oh God, I need a drink of cool, cool cum

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


When you can't figure out if there should be a nws tag or not, that's when it's time to go on a diet.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Dave_Indeed posted:



When you can't figure out if there should be a nws tag or not, that's when it's time to go on a diet.
i've always wondered how you even let that happen

like at some point you got to realize you're too fat to properly climb up stairs or walk more than a few blocks

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib

Jukeboxblues
Jul 29, 2015


Grimey Drawer

Dave_Indeed posted:



When you can't figure out if there should be a nws tag or not, that's when it's time to go on a diet.

Holy moly her skin is like the T-1000.

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx

Dave_Indeed posted:



When you can't figure out if there should be a nws tag or not, that's when it's time to go on a diet.

ughhhhhhhhhhh

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

symbolic posted:

i've always wondered how you even let that happen

like at some point you got to realize you're too fat to properly climb up stairs or walk more than a few blocks

That's when their enabler/feeder partner steps in and installs a toilet directly beneath their massive rear end.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

symbolic posted:

i've always wondered how you even let that happen

like at some point you got to realize you're too fat to properly climb up stairs or walk more than a few blocks

I mean you get to watchin twin peaks and pretty soon you're through the box set before ya know it and then you look down like ohhhh shhhiiiiiiiii.. :shrug:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

anime appreciation station

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

symbolic posted:

i've always wondered how you even let that happen

like at some point you got to realize you're too fat to properly climb up stairs or walk more than a few blocks

it's glandular.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Did not need to see either of those pictures. Ugh

wiffle ball bat
Oct 2, 2015

by Shine
how does she poop?

i doubt "very carefully" so dont even say it ok

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I appreciate each and every one of you more than you can imagine. Thanks SA, and thank you posters.

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Having been given total freedom I find myself adrift and uncertain what to do. Is it only the struggle to meet imposed demands or resist them that gives life meaning?

Please come back and tell me what to do.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
free rein

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Dave_Indeed posted:



When you can't figure out if there should be a nws tag or not, that's when it's time to go on a diet.

Every time I see this gif, it blows my mind. I just don't understand the physics of it. If someone modeled it in 3D, I'd tell them to start over because it was senseless.

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I already post whatever I want in every thread though.

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

thank!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Not_Rainbow_Horse
Nov 11, 2013
here is a full list of every racial minority that i hate:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Jesus Christ posted:

I'm gonna go run some errands in a few minutes and won't be back for a couple hours so I'm giving you all permission to go hog wild on this thread. Post whatever you want, there are no rules and everything is allowed, go hog wild!



that's certainly a wild hog

ghosTTy
Sep 22, 2008

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Fat is beautiful

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

mister kyanka has had enough of your energy

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

what the christ is this

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

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extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

That Robot posted:

what the christ is this

looks like a plant that forgot to release its seed for too long and is being aided by a kind woman

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