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Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Mad Monk posted:

Real men use a Bigfoot Harddrive.




I bought a 5GB one at CompUSA on black Friday 1997 for store all my MP3s

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poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Bonzo posted:

I bought a 5GB one at CompUSA on black Friday 1997 for store all my MP3s

i had a 40gb creative mp3 player back when that meant it had a mechanical hard drive inside and that thing held my entire music collection for several years

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Drad_Bert posted:

----------------------WELCOME TO THE ANARCHOPHILES BBS-----------------------
TEACHER GONE TO FAR? PAINTBOMB HIS CAR!
GET YOUR RIPZ KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!
65-32-647-2461


PAINT A RETARD GREEN AND PUT A SIGN ON HIM THAT SAYS FIVE DOLLARS
TO TOUCH THE FROGMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Screwing over your local McDonald's

By The ReznoR and SuNmAn


INTRODUCTION

Ok... everyone is familiar with the world's largest and fastest growing
fast food chain, McDonald's. The founder, Ray "Crock", wanted an
environment where families and friends could get food with friendly service
at any time of the day... Boy, what a crock, at least now.

To top everything off, McDonald's attacks decent food establishments by
criticizing the food content... not like you'll find anything not
genetically engineered in McDonald's food... Everyone must realize that
McDonald's sucks, and you must do your part to put the loving place out of
commission...

As far as I can tell, everyone in McDonald's is rude and has an attitude,
from the management to the customer. They, as most restaurants do, firmly
believe THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. This is true even when the customer
is an rear end in a top hat with blind disregard for everyone and everything. This is
where you come in... Here are a few things that you can do to put your
local McDonald's in it's place...

Recently in the news, a major group sited McDonald's as the most
environmentally responsible establishment on the planet (note: this is even
over green peace and Sally Struthers)... how the hell is this possible?

SENIOR CITIZENS BENEFIT DAY/WEEK

McDonald's is nice to senior citizens. Every McDonald's offers free or
reduced price meals or drinks to Senior citizens... Now, all you have to do
is attract them. For a minimal price, you can publish an ad in the local
newspaper, or publish your own flier (can be cheaply made) which explains
that a certain day/week, your local McDonald's will recognize senior
citizens with free food, coffee, senior activities, you know... a big
senior social. You may want to mention that other organizations will be
there to speak and make the whole "event" decent...

Now, if your McDonald's already offers free/reduced coffee, food, or sodas,
this will definitely break them, and cause them to order much more supply,
and could even cause them to run out of coffee or soda for the rest of the
day... on the other hand, if they don't offer this, the mass crowd of old
people asking for poo poo will certainly piss someone off... This has been
tested, and as a result, a McDonald's had to close for a day to reorganize
and reorder supplies, as well as "launch an investigation" about this Day,
but they never turned up anything.

GARBAGE CAN TRICKS

Since McDonald's is usually a busy restaurant, the trash bags fill up
quickly and must be changed frequently (but never are.) There are several
things you can do to the trash cans. For starters, ask for hot or boiling
water. If you don't want to attract attention by doing this, bring in your
own really hot water... boil it, put it in a Styrofoam cup or a thermos...
once in McDonald's, locate the filled trash can (should not be hard to
find) and dump the hot water down the side. Not only will this melt the
side of the bag, causing the trash to go everywhere, the person who takes
out the garbage must pick up all the trash by hand and dump out the trash
can with water in the bottom. This also soaks the trash, breaks up paper,
and makes the whole experience quite unpleasant, but hilarious to watch.

Another easy trick is to walk up to the trash can areas, take the trays
sitting above the trash cans, and simply throw them in all the cans. This
will either make the employee fish them out by hand, or will cause the
restaurant to be short of several trays, which becomes quite annoying.

FOOD TRICKS

There are several things to do with the food. Since there is probably
something wrong with it in the first place, you might want to simply make
the problem bigger... Before you enter the restaurant, cut some of your
hair, or hair off of a pet. When at your table, place the hair all over the
inside of the burger. When the line at the counter is long, and everyone is
busy, cut up to the front of the counter, and start complaining about your
burger. Show EVERYONE the hair inside the burger. You will get another
burger, and most likely, a lot of free poo poo so you will come back. You will
also cause most everyone to leave, and people in the kitchen to get poo poo on
by the manager.

ON A BUSY DAY...

Busy days are the best. Customers are in a hurry, so are the employees...
everyone has a short fuse and usually do not pay attention to what you say,
or get very pissed. Ask for real dumb poo poo... For example, "I'd like a 69
piece Chicken McNugget." The best thing to do is to order a simple
cheeseburger, and screw it all up with special orders... For example, "I'd
like a cheeseburger, with extra cheese, no mustard, extra catsup, extra
onions, lettuce, tomato, a real little dab of mayo, and make it well
done... oh wait, I don't want cheese anymore. Just put extra lettuce on
it... [wait for them to send the order back to the kitchen]... then Oh,
wait, sorry... I just want a BigMac." You can also say, "I'd like a medium
Coke with just 4 pieces of ice in it." They will always do what you say...
Keep in mind that special orders do not cost extra, so you can order a
hamburger, ask for extra mustard, catsup, and somewhere in there, casually
mention extra cheese... 9 times out of 10 this works... and you don't get
charged. NOTE: if you hear a printer printing followed by 3 beeps somewhere
in the kitchen, your grill order was printed, and will be made... so change
it after you hear that.

In some McDonald's, you will find the "Need A Penny - Take a Penny," Where
people put in their loose change in case someone else is short some
money... steal ALL the money in this. In one month, I made $42.71 from
stealing the money from all the Need A Penny cups in my area... This is a
good secondary income for lazy people.

If you plan on a big order, start off by telling the person you just want a
soda. After they give a total and get ready to take your money, add an
item. Keep saying "That's it" and repeat this process until you have what
you wanted, and have wasted several minutes. You can also have the cashier
repeat your order as many times as you wish, also wasting time.

THE INQUIRING CUSTOMER

McDonald's managers pride themselves in knowing the answers, and employees
like to pretend that they do. So, on a busy day, keep asking dumb
questions... Here are a few to ask... Oh, never actually order anything...
just hold up the line with your questions. Here are a few questions to ask:

* "How is your meat prepared at the factory?"
* "What part of the chicken does the McNugget come from?"
* "Who was the BigMac named after?"
* "What is the post-cooked weight of your quarter pounder?"
* "Where does your (pick a vegetable) come from?"
* "How fresh is your (McD product)?"
* "What is the square root of 69.666?"
* "What is the nutritional value of a 9 piece McNugget box?"

DRIVE-THRU FUN

McDonald's videos tell the employees that the Drive Thru makes up for more
than 40% of the average McDonald's business. Simply put, this system needs
a lot of work. The speakers rarely work, and you usually get your order
screwed up. The first thing to do is to take your car and back over the cut
square in the pavement right beside the order sign several times. This
causes a loud annoying "bong" to be heard by everyone with a headset...
eventually the manager will come out with a weapon, and this is where you
leave.

Another thing to do is to drive up, and say, "I just want a lot of
butter..." or "I'd like a large penis to go please." Usually, people in the
drive thru service will laugh or screw something up, and you will get
yelled at by the manager... waaah.

If you want free food, order something in the drive thru. Keep your window
down to listen to other orders. After you receive your food, park and enter
the restaurant. Go to the front of the line and tell the person on duty
that your order was screwed up... it helps to remember what someone else's
order was, and then you just ask for that... you will get it. Sometimes,
you even get free food for having a screwed up order.

This prank requires guts, but can be somewhat amusing. Simply drive up in
front of the sign, turn your engine off, and go inside the restaurant and
eat. There's always room to park in the drive-thru lane... You could also
tell the drive-thru person that your car stalled, and you will have to call
the motor club. This can put a drive-thru out of commission until you
decide to move your car.

If you happen across a McDonald's that is expecting deliveries, or has
cleaned the parking lot, you will notice traffic cones. You can move these
cones around the drive-thru sign. Some people are stupid and will drive
thru them anyway, so you may want to place a sign saying "DRIVE THRU CLOSED
-- SORRY - MANAGEMENT." You can also place a legitimate order at the drive
thru and right after your order, you can put a sign on the drive-thru sign
saying the same "closed" message. The drive thru sensor does not sense foot
traffic, so you can walk up to the sign and put one there...

The drive thru headsets can be a good source of amusement. When ordering,
mumble your order, scream it real loud, or say it like the microphone is
cutting out, for example, "I'd like to order a LARGE ibbit-obbt-ibbit-urger
with no Sa... and extra (crackle) and I'd also like a Med(cut) Oke." When
they ask you to repeat, do the exact same thing. Remember, that as soon as
you drive up to the sign, they can hear everything in your car... even if
they are not talking. As soon as they ask for your order, turn your stereo
up real loud, and begin to say your order... this screws everything up...
Also, ask for a hotdog, or an item that you know they don't have. If you
have the guts, are really bored, and are not driving YOUR car, take them
seriously when they say "please drive through." This would be the ultimate
action, putting your local McDonald's out of business.

If you have a simple shortwave transceiver, Ham Radio, or powerful handheld
transceiver, you can talk to the entire drive-thru crew. The antenna is
located above the cashier in the drive-thru box and has a receiving radius
of the entire store and about half of the parking lot. You can add stuff to
peoples orders, or just screw around. Drive thru people have noticed that
illegally powerful CB radios, side band radios and even some car phones can
be picked up with the headsets. Be innovative and use these to piss the
employees off. If you do not have access to one, simply hide behind the
sign, and shout extra food or obscenities at the sign...

GREASE DISPOSAL FUN

This next trick involves little or no intelligence, or imagination, but
seems to get people every time. Behind McDonald's, usually found next to
trash cans or the empty soda-syrup containers, you will find a large drum
marked "not-fit for human consumption" or "inedible contents." Although
these warnings belong in the food, they mark the grease vat. This is
tightly sealed for a reason... it smells like dead human. They are also
easy to open. Usually, you can loosen the ring around the top and open the
lid. Be sure to cover your face when you do this... it does smell like
poo poo... The nice thing about this is that the smell will cover the entire
parking-lot area in roughly 10 minutes. Chemically, the smell will cause
nausea, and definitely a loss in appetite. People will get sick everywhere,
and definitely cause a loss of customers at McDonald's...

A simple addition to the previous trick would be to tip the can. The grease
will probably have hardened, but on a warm day or if the black can is left
in the sun, it will leave a sticky, raunchy mess in the parking lot that
will be impossible to clean up, and will stink infinitely. This is a way to
make the trick more damaging and longer lasting.

DUMPSTER FUN

McDonald's, or any fast food restaurant usually has a high volume of
garbage output (not including the food). If you can travel around and find
large objects, you can dispose of them in the trash containers. If you clog
them up, not only will the store have to pay for an extra collection of
trash (to remove what you put in there), They'll have to pay extra for
later (or earlier) you do it, as well as what kind of objects you put in
there. You can also put the empty silver soda containers, bread racks, or
even signs and loose McDonald's poo poo in the trash. They won't appreciate
the loss, and it's gonna cost them money at both ends. Lame but definitely
effective.

PHONE ORDER PHUN

One thing that is not very well known is that McDonald's accepts phone
orders. This is a simple process. A serious, adult sounding voice can call
a local McDonald's and claim that they have a large order that they would
like ready for pickup. You supply a BS phone number, a BS name, and a BS
order. The larger it is the better. Usually give about a half an hour to an
hour notice to have the order ready. Good reasons for the orders are
usually family get-togethers, meetings at local universities, etc. The
university excuses are much better, because you can supply a college phone
number (found in the phone book) and if they call (the usually don't) to
verify the order, they will get the office, and will think it's legitimate.
This prank is a beauty because after the manager takes the order, it is
given directly to the kitchen, who begins the order. Again, they very
rarely verify the orders, so it is easy to pull these off. To make this
prank better, you should throw in mass quantities of food items that people
NEVER eat -- Filet O' "Fish", Fajitas, etc... You can also call them back
at the time of pickup, and say "sorry, we decided to eat at burger king..."
DO NOT enter the restaurant and ask to buy the items at a cheaper price,
like the old pizza man trick... that's just lame.

COMPUTER PHUN

A nice thing about McDonald's is that it is linked via computer (and modem)
to OakBrook, Illinois. Check your local phone book for a McDonald's with 2
lines. The second line is usually the computer line. You may also try
Information. If you aren't able to get the number, read these next 3
parts...

* McDonald's are listed by Restaurant number in the phonebook. You can
retrieve the number, then call the restaurant, asking for the manager. When
the manager identifies himself, with his name, you write the name down, and
tell him to get bent or something. With that information, you can call
McDonald's 800 number, or any McDonald's Corporation HQ number in OakBrook,
Illinois (they will relay your call). You say you haven't been receiving
updates or any purchase orders, you identify yourself, and your store
number, and location (city, state...). They will check the listings, and
read off the phone number of the computer. If they won't give it to you,
they will allow you to change the computer number, where you give them your
enemies phone number or something, and they will get called by modem
repeatedly...
* Call your local McDonald's, identify yourself as Bill Haggan of Computer
Services, McDonald's, Oakbrook... etc. Say you are updating your records,
and need the computer telephone number. Get the number, then give them a
bullshit verification number.
* This is not very imaginative, but it works... it's also risky... wooooo.
Find the phone box, open the user service box, connect any phone with an
RJ-11 adaptor to the box and type your local ANI number (860, 555-9967)
etc... do that for each line that enters the restaurant. Then reconnect
it... you have the numbers.

Now that you have the numbers, there is a lot you can do. It is not wise to
enter the computer. Although goodies are buried there, any changes you make
are corrected that night with a verification call. It is also verified
voice. However, everything in the restaurant is connected to the computer.
Once you call the number, and connect to the computer, just sit there. The
computer freezes all time clocks, order programs, etc. Every display will
be marked "BUSY." This prevents anyone from punching in or out, the manager
from checking labor, printing schedules, do inquiries about anything...
basically interrupt most managerial and owner duties. If you find a
constant busy signal, this is very easy to correct. Simply ask for an
operator interrupt. If the operator breaks in, the beep will hang up the
modem, allowing you to call right in. This prank does have profound effects
on the McDonald's. It is highly recommended.

FREE poo poo AT McDonald's

Yes, I do mean poo poo... If you are involved in that loving money crunch
like everyone else, and you feel that your money should be spent on better
things, rather than lovely food, here are a few pointers for free food.
These have all been tested. If you are caught in the act of getting free
food, nothing will happen, and it will be a big source of amusement...

* Cheeseburger

On a busy drive-thru day, you can ask for a special order. Ask for a
hamburger with an extra item, like mustard or something, and casually
sneak in "extra cheese." If the employees are stupid enough (a given),
and the grill doesn't question it, you will find yourself with a nice
fresh cheeseburger for the price of a hamburger... whoopee...

* Any Item

The BEST thing to do is order something in the drivethru, and then
come in the restaurant with the bag from drive thru and say "You
forgot ..." If you ask the employees at the counter, 9 times out of
10, you will get it... To be on the safe side, you may want to go
home, call the McDonald's, say you went through the drive thru and you
didn't get your food item. You can give a bullshit name or whatever,
usually they don't even take the name, and the next time you go in,
you say you called, and you will get gift certificates or free food...
works every time.

BASTARDIZING FOOD ITEMS

If you want to attract a certain degree of attention to yourself, and make
employees and customers laugh, when you order food, gently caress up the names to
say something cool... You'll still get the food you don't want, and this
too is a source of amusement. Spur-of-the-moment name bastardizations are
by far the funniest, but here are a few suggestions...

* SHMEGMA MAC, SHMEGMA SACK - instead of Mega Mac (shmegma is Dick Cheese)
* CHICKEN McFUCKUPS - Chicken McNuggets (be sure to ask for the 69 piece)
* McDICKEN - McChicken (ask for extra Mayo and smile...)
* CHOKE - Coke (I'd like a small choke with no ice)
* McRIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE - McRib... Do they still make this?
* FAGINA - Fajita (I'd like a FAGINA with extra cheese...)

IMPORTANT

Remember that McDonald's slogan is Food, Folks, and Fun... Just take the
"fun" part to the limit... You sort of have to compensate for the rear end in a top hat
"folks" and the poo poo "food."

If you get bored, start harassing kids on the playland or just break
poo poo... throwing salt shakers (plastic or glass) at the outside wall of the
McDonald's is fun too... take advantage of whatever there is in
McDonald's... there are infinite possibilities to create your local
McDonald's an utter McHell. Don't consider it illegal (most of it isn't...)
consider it more of a public service. Yeah... That's it.

If you have any questions about phreaking, e-mail The ReZnOr at
"xReznoRx@ix.netcom.com"
The SuNMaN is currently in hiding at this moment.

Man I used to love reading poo poo like this. Thanks for the memories.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



it's me i'm the SuNMaN ama

ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.
Lipstick Apathy
BBS doors on a 1200 bauds (thanks Terminate!)

Trumpet Winsock

jinglecats.rm (or anything realplayer related)

Upgrading my 1Mo Cirrus Logic video card to 2Mo without any significant effet for Doom

PowWow

Playing Doom on almost minimum screen size

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002




this game owned

all the graphics were just standard windows .ico files so you could venture forth as a giant veiny dick with a sword if you were so inclined

SoylentCola
Mar 21, 2001

Ultra Carp
The glory and majesty of:

http://zombo.com/

Also

Pokey the Penguin

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

hahah

i miss playing on hack only cs:source servers where it was up to how good your hacks were

people wrere like spinning upside down as they walked around and headshotting everyone through the corners of the walls in the millisecond they peeked out

it was great

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

The_Franz posted:

I think the NoCash guy is still around living on welfare in Germany and writing emulators in assembler on Win95.

Free emulators that actually worked like Nesticle and Genecyst were amazing back then because not only were their predecessors kind of crappy in that they could maybe play a few games slowly with bad or no sound, but the people who wrote them often wanted money for them. Not a little bit either, but something like $20-$30 in 1995 money.

Martin Korth is still active with his GBA/DS emulator (No$GBA). Probably still wants :20bux: for it though.

Quote-Unquote posted:

plus burning cds with a gameboy emulator and pokemon games on. i'm sorry for being a filthy pirate :(

Hey I did this too in seventh grade :hfive:


Castle of the Winds owned. I had it on a disc of "BEST GAMES FOR WINDOWS 95" that mom found in the drugstore bargain bin once. It had like 300 games on it. Most of them were absolute worthless garbage of course, but CotW, a roguelike called Lad, and Missile Command were a couple of gems.

That was my favorite version of Missile Command because it had real badass music. If you lose you hear Bill Paxton shouting "Game over man!" from Alien.

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 18:35 on Dec 21, 2015

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
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Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

ZORK

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I remember having one of those "hundreds of games in 1 CD" disks way back when. Had a lot of Id/Apogee demos on it (a few Keens, Raptor, etc.). What makes me remember this particular CD is that the demo of Doom 1 that came on it was edited to have a bunch of random voice clips play instead of the normal enemy death/open door/etc noises. I distinctly remember the "Dick dick dick dick dick dick" line from Reservoir Dogs and the "Put it in your pants! Just put in in your pants..." from True Romance. Was really weird. Also I'm pretty sure one enemy's death noise was replaced with "What's your name? gently caress YOU, that's my name!" from Glengarry Glen Ross. To young me it was glorious, like when I bought my first Adam Sandler CD.

Also buying Doom WADs on floppies when I used to go to the Meadowlands Computer Expo.

Also this: http://www.amazon.com/Virtual-On-Cyber-Troopers-Pc/dp/B00003IEED

The PC version came on a gold-plated CD that also played the (awesome) soundtrack if you put it in a regular CD player. I remember buying a 2nd joystick and a y-cable for that old joystick serial connection so I could play twin sticks like in the arcade. That game was really far ahead of its time for a number of reasons.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3AoEpFfV6Y

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


oh poo poo you guys remember Metal Marines? The PC version was sweet because it's basically an RTS except you drag your units across actual Windows windows instead of scrolling to the enemy base. Loved that drat game.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

That Robot posted:

heat dot net lol

such sketchy ads, always about "being in heat"

Holy poo poo heat dot net

The waves of nostalgia flowing through me are incredible right now. I played battlezone and everybody in the general lobby who were regulars knew each other of course. The drama of all the different clans and stuff was awesome to 12 year old me

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

This is a long shot, did anyone ever read "the loser upstairs" ? Mid 90s, it was probably one of the first blogs ever, way before they were popular

Atarian
Aug 10, 2005

This ant...
Clever Betty

SoylentCola posted:

The glory and majesty of:

http://zombo.com/


This has been my homepage for 16 years or so.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
There was a 2nd, less well known video on the Windows 95 CD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqL1BLzn3qc

Also this site still exists http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Man I used to love reading poo poo like this. Thanks for the memories.

http://www.textfiles.com knock yourself out.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uv8K6EjFag

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdqe5fu8A30

SixPabst
Oct 24, 2006

:allears: memories :allears:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

hell yeah :chome:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
It's amazing how lovely web design was back then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQrGBv2EAKI

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emXza_b6-HU

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The Goatfather posted:

if you were swapping discs a lot this meant that they didn't get all scratched sitting on your desk because you're too lazy to keep putting them back in their cases, as long as you had some extra caddies


i remember the last time i saw a virtual boy irl it was months after they'd flopped and there was one left at babbages or something at the mall marked down to $20. i wish id bought it

I bought my Virtual Boy from funcoland or something like it for like $30 along with a few games for $4-5 each. I should have grabbed a few of them. Also wish I had gotten some of the rare/expensive games like Waterworld or Nester's funky bowling. Mario Tennis and Warioland were actually pretty fun.

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist

quote:

* SHMEGMA MAC, SHMEGMA SACK - instead of Mega Mac (shmegma is Dick Cheese)

Everything about the above is amazing.

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsL6wNP_oJo

Funny how G4, or whatever its called now, used to be TechTV and ZDTV.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



As you can see, this is a PlayStation black disc. Cut number 1 contains computer data, so please, don't play it. But you probably won't listen to me anyway, will you.

:twisted:

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork bork
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brvLpircQe4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2OpfTrVpFs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjxVci-fWj4

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
Still online

http://www.retrogames.com

i was dutch :ssh:

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
wow

http://www.hamsterdance.org/hamsterdance/

And another song to stick in your head.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5C6X9vOEkU

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pigv8bf_Mo

fonducci
Feb 5, 2007
"The other white meat"
booting up the Tandy 1000 EX with several 5.25" floppy disks just to get the OS loaded, then playing pirated gems like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clUz1Z_-MAA

borrowing my cousin's university VAX account to dialup and chat with college babes all day long

getting free AOL and not realizing it was dialing long distance and getting a $200 phone bill

witnessing private room: "warez" getting shut down on AOL and having to go to private room "zeraw", "zeraw1"... etc

calling up a buddy to play Doom on dialup (and telling our moms not to use the phone)

getting this crescent fresh jam for free on the WIndows 95 CD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kemivUKb4f4

a/s/l/pics?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

fonducci posted:

getting free AOL and not realizing it was dialing long distance and getting a $200 phone bill

I had the internet for a month until my parents got a $1000 phone bill, so I didn't have it again for a very long time. Even once we got a local ISP, I couldn't convince them that wasn't going to happen again.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

every computer in our primary school had this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXzTMxHPfvE

Back then I had no idea who Rodney Dangerfield was so seeing the ski shop owner just now was a nice treat :lol:

E: check out the sick PC speaker hair metal guitar shredding during the alpine event at 3:15

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I wonder .... whowas the first person to post the n word online

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hit me up on ICQ. yeah, i know, every other service uses handles as an improvement over having to remember a long string of random numbers like with telephones but it's chill af over here

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
do you guys ever wonder if hermoine from harry potter ever said the n word?

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