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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Powered Descent posted:

Windows™ -- It'll change you from a Horny Librarian into a Funky Grandma.

Words to live by.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


gently caress me, it only occurred to me now that I know this key.
It's been a while old friend.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Anyone got one of those ancient porcelain bios chips I've heard about disassembled? I'm curious about what it would take to properly open one without damaging it.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I was so into that album, and then I abandoned it forever. Just like that.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It was the space Orks, Microsoft has no sense of humour and hates anyone that does.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The human mind is a wondrous thing, I can't recall all the people I've worked with in the last two decades but I remember every piece of software.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Only code you need need is IDSPISPOPD.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I'm glad I never learned to type or I'd be horrified no doubt.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:bisonyes: inject this obsolete nerd poo poo directly into my vains.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That's not even a good way to dispose of actually hazardous electronics let alone a 1st model Iphone.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Anything holding your porn stash starts decaying into scrap metal in days! Have you considered ordering apocalypse ready milspec hardware?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Not gonna watch a video about pergola erection but you can feel free to be upset that my dad pronounces it "per-ghoul-ahh"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So futuristic, I want to see some cyberpunks rocking this as casual street look.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


LifeSunDeath posted:

fisted by the future

When does your full album come out?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Heh, remember that "virus" text file that just asked you to manually delete the hard drive?
TEXTFILES.COM remembers.


an old favourite posted:

ACHTUNG!
--------
Das machine is nicht fur gerfingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der Sprinngwerk, blowenfusen und
poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Ist nicht fur gewerken by das Dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken
sightseeren keepen hands in das Pockets.
Relaxen und watch das blinkenlights...


By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You got more out of computer touching then I ever did.
"No, no, nooooo, I said click the button.... On the screen. The monitor. The TV thing! "

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You definitely have a thing for integrated keyboard PCs, is that five or six there?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Surely the core of any transformer is the universal spark!
:rimshot:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh yeah, that works wonders on old whiteboards that water and soap can't clean too.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Humphreys posted:

Well my goon, I did an A B comparison for you!



One wipe with Iso and it's gone.


One application of Dry-Erase


Nope, not enough


Scrubbed the text with the dry-erase


Done


Do you intend to replace the sticker?

also:
Tech Relics - a cartridge we got from the local Donkey Kong Sanctuary

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Whaaaaateeeeveerrrr aaaarrreee yooouuu taaaalkiiiinnng aaaboooouuuuttt?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't get the appeal, personally.
It's not like a crazy new thing to do and it's several decades too late to stick it to the evil fruit empire.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I remember getting annoyed that the XT's mechanical keyboard keys were so noisy that I couldn't sneak out of bed and get some more gaming time.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Here in Israel and probably elsewhere in the middle east the cassette based devices had only a brief moment before people moved on to IBM compatible PCs and Chinese knock-off Famicoms.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Eh Sinclair at least wasn't half as toxic as today's techbros and even attempted to create products that would benefit the lower classes, he just sucked both at socialism and at capitalism.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Watches have been officially relegated to the role of wrist decoration for quite a while now.
I wonder if there's people walking about with vintage pocket watches from a century ago.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Took me a moment to realise those are two different TV consoles, I was wondering when did Super Mario Bros distributed on a vinyl record.

There actually were a couple of games added to music records as an added bonus but those were for British microcomputers.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You're no CompuDad of mine!
<:mad:>

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



That attitude!

What is it though, some sort of video editing equipment?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Don't shame their kink.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
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definitely my favorite Apple related saga.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


and also the finest Apple product, I'd argue.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


please tell me you didn't investigate the obvious porn he downloaded.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


whatever happened to that scratchy dial tone though, is it performing in far away Europe?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



You must chop it into small pieces and burn them individually! It's the only way to slay this monster before it grows!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My mind keeps insisting that the DNC7000 is a microwave and that it's a vintage TV alternately.

It is gorgeous whatever it is.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Depending on the company you keep that ad campaign may have aged poorly or terrifically. :love:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Some people enjoy repeating their mistakes, go figure.
I'll bet they'll come back crawling.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Oh poo poo it's that Japanese actor who had the awful face surgery.
You all might recognize him as the captain from those awful fugitive alien movies (as seen on MST3k)

E: Oh my

quote:

In 1971, Shishido ended his contract and left the failing company,[3] which had transitioned into softcore roman porno ("romantic pornography") films in order to stay profitable.

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



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