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snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I dabbled with POV-Ray as well, but was very much a WYSIWYG kind of person at the time, and couldn't get friendly with the idea of building visual scenes in some cryptic markup language. Like, not being able to just click and drag to position objects was an absolute dealbreaker.

I did end up using it later on for its radiosity capabilities, to showcase the models I was making in Milkshape 3D. Ambient occlusion renders using Brazil were very en vogue at the time, and since Bryce only did directional lighting, that was my poor kid's way of joining the party.

(not mine, but renders like these took modelling forums by storm)

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snorch
Jul 27, 2009

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I believe CMOS chips are more sensitive to it. I always ground myself when opening up my C64, because they’re not making any new SIDs and I’m not taking any chances.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Oh wow I was just wondering about that recently actually, like, I remember pretty much drowning in clipart compilation CDs. Who draws all that?

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
:nws:

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Down the absurd obsolete retro video gear rabbit hole I go.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G0koSkR7K0Y

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I have the MT100 and the XG/MIDI sounds are great (I had their XG soft synth on my PC for MIDI back in the day as well) though the real reason I got it was to house the VL physical modelling synthesis card, a tech relic in its own right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm_NA13lM8A

As a technology it was great but they abandoned the whole concept some time towards the turn of the millennium, probably because the market for it was too small and the hardware too expensive to make affordable/profitable.

I use mine with my WX5, which they sadly also don’t make anymore.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Just found a video I took of mine a while back:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owOlpO36yqU

That blown bottle MIDI sound is peak 90s aesthetic.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I never understood why dolphins were seemingly considered “cyber”.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Yeah I guess a lot of it boils down to easy rendering, and I think especially a lot of the early stuff has a strong coder art vibe.

You can get a checkerboard by simply XOR'ing one of the bits of each X and Y coordinates together respectively, and the marble pattern thing was something you could easily make using Perlin noise. Prime example at 17:25:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5xwLFRdewgE


On a related note, this is my teapot.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
poo poo like that was hilarious next to the "single chip on a PCI card" stuff even at the time.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
If you really want a hardware rebirth clone you could also just grab the Behringer x0x clones:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-gVWISU4tzM

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I tried to do one of those in our school computer lab on a C64 and the teacher shut it off before I could save it, because she thought it had been left on by mistake. It was probably riddled with typos and wouldn't have run anyway, but :unsmigghh:

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I don’t see anything wrong with keeping multiple systems in RAM and just pointing the everything to different virtual memory addresses. I guess the proper solution is just virtualization.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
On the topic of Netbooks, I've got an older Asus that has an NVidia Ion I can't quite coax into working anymore. Through some combination of display switching it seems to have completely forgotten about the Ion and defaults to the intel graphics instead. Even reinstalling the drivers, this machine pretends there's no such thing as nvidia graphics on board. I think I'll have to try and find an old Windows where all the Asus support software still works as well, I refuse to let this old gaming craptop forget its identity.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
The ST is famous for that Atari-tight MIDI timing, to the point that other gear would be compared to it well into the 90s and even today

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snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Their book on how to make a hit is basically the blueprint for how pop music is made today. It’s also cool because reading between the lines it described how they wrote 3AM Eternal, long before it had been released:

quote:

If you have difficulty in forming a tune in your head or you feel a bit inhibited, flick through your copy of the Guinness Book of Hits and pick any Top Five record that takes your fancy and see if you can sing the chorus of it along to the track.

Take for example:

“That’s the way a-ha, a-ha I like it a-ha, a-ha That’s the way a-ha, a-ha I like it a-ha, a-ha”

by K.C. and the Sunshine Band. That one usually works and should get you going in the right direction but there are hundreds to choose from.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Thanks for the tip, gonna finally organize my old iPod backup.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I've toyed with the idea of actually emulating the analog signal path, but it's just always easier to fake the artifacts more directly with blurs etc. A CRT simulator in the spirit of Engine Simulator would be pretty schweet though.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I decided the degauss simulator needed a proof of concept, so here goes. Fullscreen for maximum effect:
https://www.shadertoy.com/view/csSBz1

e: video for the shader-impaired
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Z8uB5xLmE

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snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Is that what the richies were buying while the plebs enjoyed their ZX80s?

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

By popular demand posted:

That is a handsome computer case.
Chuck Tingle should write stories about it.

Pounded in the butt by MEGA ATX

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Oh man that brings me back to the first Christmas gift I think I ever purchased with money, a DVD player for the family circa 2003. IIRC it was one of the cheapest I could find on Amazon and it turned out to not only be region free (super important since we were a bunch of Americans living in Germany) but would also play pretty much any well-formed VCD. This being before the era of affordable DVD burners it almost felt like some kind of :filez: superpower.

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snorch
Jul 27, 2009
My old work used Pidgin and Jitsi for internal IMs via XMPP, though I’m sure they have since switched to something a little more hip.

I was a Trillian man myself; just like the ICQ “uh-oh!” its message sounds are forever etched into my brain.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Real connoisseurs use milkdrop.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6UXKyz4nOfI

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
If you're a mixtape junkie the DJ chatter is just another part of the music.

Jeez that just unlocked a memory of the massive collection of 56kbps shoutcast stream rips. Streamripper wasn't perfect at splitting the tracks, since it goes by when the id3 tag changed, so each song would usually have a little bit of the last song on it. I burned the best ones on CDs and listened to those a lot while travelling, so my headcanon includes those little "intros" as being part of the song.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-8e3DHV7M

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Just wanted to share a dream I had: I was at some computer museum and they were phasing out an exhibit on these crazy kabuki-style teletype battlestations from the late 70s/early 80s, and letting us call dibs before they sell everything for scrap. They were these self-contained workstations decked out with world clocks, printers, auxiliary graphical displays, and all sorts of dials and knobs and bells and whistles.

Imagine if you will some combination of these images, but centered entirely around a TTY terminal :











Thanks for dreaming with me :allears:

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snorch
Jul 27, 2009
If you don’t undress sexy elf lady you’re not using all your geforce.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Geez I’m getting a flashback to when our dad snuck my brother and me into E3 in ‘95 when we were 4/6 years old (he was managing the Ubisoft booth, who were showing off Rayman that year). Eventually someone said we couldn’t be there and we got stuck in some daycare side room to watch disney movies, but for a couple of hours we were in kid heaven. Apparently it was their first year!

Things I remember:
Lots of gimmicky controllers, racing rigs, some kind of skateboard thing you stand on. Donkey Kong Country 2, Thinkin Things, huuuge Sega booth, geodesic domes.

Also I remember getting super freaked out by some of the people in costumes, especially Spiderman, but also the “live” talking Crow T. Robot that they had bantering to the crowd at one of the booths.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fC9ZJWHFjhc

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l8sg25vqso0

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Just doing some tidying and found what must have been one of the last SD camcorders ever sold:



The interesting thing about it I think is it solves almost all common camcorder issues, such that by MEGAPIXEL era standards this thing is basically the ultimate camcorder:

- 60gb hard drive stores up to 20 hours of DVD-quality video, or 40 hours in LP mode.
- 25x optical/4000x digital (lol) zoom
- Each video is a plain MPEG2 file which can be downloaded at USB 2.0 speeds

Of course we enjoy all of this convenience and more with any modern digital camera and smartphone, but for anyone used to the mess of tapes and capture cards, this would have been revolutionary.

And of course, having perfected it, we threw it all in the trash and made our lives hard and expensive again by demanding HD everything.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I’ve been trying to find the model of a laptop I used to have. It was the first computer that was ever “mine” as an 8yo kid, a hand-me-down or yard sale find or something like that.

The one thing about it, which I have never seen before or since, was that the whole screen could be detached and driven by a single thick cable from the laptop. The back of this color LCD was removable, such that you could place the screen on an overhead projector to present your screen.

I thought this would be easy to track down, but my googlings are turning up nothing. Does anyone remember these?

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

I totally remember those too from the same era. This one though was a laptop, of the chunky black variety, sporting a 386 or 486 running windows 3.1. It’s really driving me nuts that on top of not being able to find the specific model, there seems to be no googleable evidence of such a thing ever having existed.

Mine? I got bored of solitaire and took it apart to see what’s inside, using a hammer and a flathead screwdriver :negative:

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snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Still no luck on finding anything about the OHP laptop, but I was able to unearth this other thing from my foggy 90s tech memory:



It’s a personal organizer that has no keys, because you talk to it! It worked about as well as you'd expect for a Siri with early voice recognition tech running on 90s embedded hardware.

Apparently they made a few different versions over the years, here are some pics I found from an ebay listing:





Looking up the company on the box, it looks like they got bought out by a waste management company of all things.

Also while researching it I found this cool page showcasing interesting tech design throughout the decades:
https://www.microsoft.com/buxtoncollection

snorch has a new favorite as of 02:11 on Feb 10, 2024

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Throwback to when I was lauded a boy wonder computer genius for “fixing” our neighbour’s “broken” laptop by typing “win” in the command prompt. I feel like if i’d known about autoexec.bat I probably would’ve been handed an honorary computer science degree and a lead job at Microsoft.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
I was in Seattle for a couple days and had to go check out Re-PC (ended up visiting both locations!) after seeing Gravis' video. My haul was mostly cables and an obihai box for the telephone I was hoping to bring back into service, but the whole place is just such a nostalgia trip in its own right that it's worth it for the museum factor alone.

Some highlights:

Teletypes!


Kindness aid


Early adopter


I was already excited to see a running NES and Genesis side by side, but what really blew me away was the dreamcast dev kit


This video still image capture device comes with FREE Kai's PowerGoo


This :krad: phone was sadly not for sale.


Not sure why Thrustmaster chose to design their pedals like this but it clearly never caught on.


This was labeled working except for the tape deck, almost bought it for $80


Minicomputers, in the museum section


I'll definitely be returning next year :getin:

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
If anyone wants their own PDP-8 at home there's this, sadly no tape drive though:

https://obsolescence.wixsite.com/obsolescence/pidp-8


First off, that rules. Also they did have an original boxed copy of Photoshop 3.0 if you're really craving the full godawful asset creation workflow of the 90s experience.

snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Every time I see that logo this plays in my head

snorch
Jul 27, 2009

Just want to appreciate how those organizers were inferior to pen and paper in pretty much every way. Just a lame tamagotchi for business yuppies.

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snorch
Jul 27, 2009
Milkdrop with an analog processing step would absolutely rule.

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