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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
4x3 isn't just zoomed, the term pan and scan exists for a reason - the center of the 4x3 shifts around the original frame to the left or right, sometimes even moving during a held shot which really screws with your brain since a camera physically moving would have paralax and presumably focus changes happening during the movement

First example i could find without snobbery/interviews over-explaining everything:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ETGfeSim1K4

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It comes with being old and living through the times. Torrents aren't anywhere near where it began, think back to stuff like IRC bots and a few dozen multi-part files (and not even necessarily .r03 and stuff but files that were just truncated on a binary level and you had to recombine through a cli tool). There were also dozens of different types of filesharing systems/skins and of course newsgroups.

Once you actually had the file, you had to figure out how to open it in the first place - programs were made whose sole purpose was to figure out what codec the file had, then from there you would have to hunt down the files to let you play that codec. There was no VLC, and for a long time there wasn't even MPC; people were stuck with multiple different video players being installed at the same time - even realmedia

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 16:04 on Aug 24, 2016

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Those first two words are unnecessary

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

nigga crab pollock posted:

whats the worst device that has a quake port

There's a quake .nds - I'd imagine the 3ds can run it in its ds engine/emulator mode, so give that a shot

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The psp's psx emulator is so top notch that sony didn't even attempt to port or rewrite it for the vita, the vita/pstv actually runs the psx emulator inside its own psp emulator/mode

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
My old car (an 88 Chrysler) had a ton of fuse wire scattered about, so it's not limited to UK houses. And, yes, a common aftermarket change is to cut out the fuse links and splice in standard fuse holders.

To check if a wire is blown, the service manual tells you to pull on both sides of the link and note if it's "stretchy". Yes, the actual 1000+ page official shop service manual from Chrysler, not the Chilton junk

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I download all my exes from not.warez.cn. they have some good compression, everything's only around 300kb!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Nah, nerds know that true 1:1 emulation is rare and tend to opt for flash carts on real hardware

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
You may think the first eee was crap, but just consider: it ran Unreal Tournament 99 GOTY on XP at a smooth 50+ fps without any config screwery. Sure the resolution was low (800x480?) but it was fun to do anyway. It was great for that, diablo 2, webdev stuff, and all kinds of other light-use things. Hell, they even had (admittedly small) SSDs standard before they were even an option most brands

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I hate ergonomic keyboards, but I hate most ergonomic stuff in general. My preferred typing position would make an ergonomist cry.

Ergo keyboards only exist because of the dumbassed home-row-centric way typing is taught in school. I have never had any speed or rsi problems on a standard keyboard, because my neutral position is roughly awerg huiol. I say "roughly" since nearly all of my fingers are on the borders between multiple keys, but you get the idea.

Also, my keys are remapped: on the left side, caps is win, ctrl is caps, win is alt, and alt is ctrl. I used macs for a while and fell in love with the command key next to the space bar. Windows key finally became useful in 7 for win+arrows

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Last Chance posted:

Are you one of the later models?

Nah, I'm an obsolete tech relic - I'm a US-native coder that expects a good wage and steady job

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

EVIL NOONER posted:

so your username is kind of a gently caress you to ur dad

:perfect:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The point of things like 100% cycle-accurate emulation is so that games can be preserved forever, long after the last bit of original hardware dies. PC games up to a point were relatively easy to keep alive since they run on the same architecture and usually included server software for direct connections and lan parties, but now companies are using enterprise-only servers as drm and to force upgrades a few years down the line.

Even if mostly-single-player games are cracked and have server emulation, what about online-only games? I haven't looked into it for a while, but i bet there's still no 100% accurate/functional/complete vanilla wow server. Hell, even if there is (and I frankly don't see how without raiding blizzard's tape backups), are there diffs for each content/rescaling patch that was ever released? what about things like one-off holiday events? love it or hate it, wow was absolutely huge in gaming and even a little in culture as a whole, but that part of history is lost forever

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Poser porn: the game

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I had that exact calculator and programmed a version of final fantasy 8's triple triad card game on that sucker. Two player hotseat, randomly created decks, and even saving its in-progress state since it used the list functionality as variable storage. I wish i still had that program for old time's sake. Didn't have a cable, so it was all plugged in by hand

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

A SWEATY FATBEARD posted:

Here's another bit of lore from Yugoslavia. Electric TA (thermo-accumulative) furnaces.



These were a major fad in late 70s and early 80s. Yugoslavia was building its first nuclear power plant, and the plans called for dozens of NPPs scattered all over the country. Many people were duped into buying these furnaces by fast-talking salesmen who'd convince you that electricity is going to become almost free in the following years, and that you should believe in the power of atom which is 'just round the corner.'

In reality, TA furnaces were 600lb blocks of metal and clay bricks that not only required three-phase, 380V electricity, but they became semi-banned even back in those innocent times: a single TA furnace would draw no less than six kilowatts of power, and you had to get a special written permit from the utility company just to be allowed to plug those shits in. You couldn't get a permit as a single furnace would kill the electricity in your district, but that didn't matter: salesmen sold these furnaces on the promise of near-free electricity by late 80s, and that you should invest in a TA furnace today because they'll obviously be in a short supply when the electricity prices drop.

What happened is that Yugo economy collapsed by mid-80s and the only NPP that was ever built was the one in Krško, Slovenia (edit: completed in 1981.) The whole country remained dependent on coal and electricity prices actually went up. Still, the people hung on to their useless TA furnaces... 'just in case.' A TA furnace was a common sight in people's homes throughout the 80s and even 90s, of course it wasn't plugged in, but nevermind, let's talk about something else pls. By early 2000s however, people grew tired of keeping those bulky shits around that were never plugged in, not even once - - so these useless blocks of bricks started getting thrown out en masse.

The whole fiasco was reminiscent of the Intel business practices: sell overpriced hardware today on the promise of future upgrades that will never eventuate.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

This was my favorite phone of all that I ever owned (followed closely by the palm pre back when webos was a thing), and I wish the price for the gsm version wasn't so stupidly high

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
And they were right to do so - webos is much better than ios and every ios-ifying android update. I miss gingerbread and hardware keyboards :colbert:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Then they should be normal and just use standard business practice:

SalesReport25 - Copy (3) FINAL UPDATE2.xls

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Tribes2, with its patches to fix a previous patch that had rolled back a different patch which added features identical to a different patch which rebalanced a patch released a day before

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Porn is big business and an easy way to drive the popularity of a legitimate search engine. I see no reason they should be ashamed to have a dedicated team

Snipe edit: an obsolete tech relic that I love is the abacus, I think I'll look into various designs (I'm sure there's more than the simple number line version) and build one for myself

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 01:23 on Jun 24, 2017

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

evobatman posted:

Adding, subtracting and multiplying is simple, but I couldn't figure out dividing

If there's no mechanical function for it, my guess is there's a booklet of miltiplicitave inverses to use

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The puck mouse was their first instance of "you're holding it wrong". It wasn't meant to be palmed at all, it was just supposed to be under your index and middle fingertips as if the table was a giant touchpad

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

I remember when I first discovered how much better mod files were than midi files. Actual music on my computer!

You're forgetting about soundfonts, baby. Install one with a soundblaster and suddenly all your dos games are orchestral

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
On the subject of newgrounds, I'm actually really surprised that a stick fighter movie/series wasn't mate

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
We all know that the creative professionals only use amiga anyway

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
www.com! scroll! e-mail!

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
It was because they claimed it was the good parts of winamp 3 + the good parts of winamp 2 (really)


E:

KozmoNaut posted:

I want it, where can I buy?

Please do the needful

I found it in a thrift store, it's apparently a talus brand spinners mug. There are a few different styles on ebay, but I couldn't find any info/sources about my version when doing some quick searches

Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 02:54 on Feb 10, 2018

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
People (pro photographers mainly) would actually buy ipods specifically to gut them for the dives since the top tier capacities were so expensive at retail

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Yeah, but you could set the jumpers on a secondary position drive to act as a powerbottom if you're feeling frisky

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That's a distinctly lower case b, so I'm going to bet it's actually 18 million bits, aka just under 2 3.5" floppy disks' worth

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The original 7" eeepc could run xp and unreal tournament 99 at full resolution at like 40-60fps near max quality with software rendering, what more could you ask for?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Aria of Sorrow is the best castlevania game, get it if you haven't

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I think it was the dac, not the cd player itself? Kind of like how the original chewing gum ipod shuffle blew people away with whatever chip it used

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

With crossed fingers and a computer dedicated to it for 20-60min, hoping to never see the dreaded buffer underrun message

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I used windows movie maker to make one of those anime music videos, I cut up the first episode of Tenchi Muyo (where he first met Ryoko and spent the episode trying to escape from her) set to I Ran, and shared it via kazaa :kimchi:

If anyone still has that tucked away, upload it to youtube or something. I lost the original something like half a dozen computers ago

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
That's amazing. Is it midi or a highly compressed single or what?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
The image thing is clever, but really it's just a clunky RDP client at that point (referring to the non-html method mentioned above - Rosetta Stone proxy is awesome)

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Because it was. Notepad was the way to make pages, and javascript only did the most basic touchup stuff and was absolutely nonessential. Sure there were things like activex plugins for page counters because people had no idea what server-side scripting was and the occasional flash video used for a site's logo because the flv was only 5kb instead of a 20kb jpeg, but it was a place of beauty.

The entire internet was behind a mild gateway, and it was nice because the only real limiting factor was some base knowledge which brought everyone closer together

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Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Lol, you don't know the joys of corporate web dev and needing to make sure everything runs on ie8. Hell, back when I worked for a fortune 50 a while ago, we had to make sure ie6 rendered the same as chrome, opera (before it went chromium), and firefox

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