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glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
Who here likes the fun and recreation of bicycling, but doesn't have an expensive bicycle, and who isn't in perfect shape?

I have a 350 dollar bicycle (that has cost me a lot more then that, over the years) that is just a normal steel frame bicycle. I don't carry tools or have any fancy bicycle clothing. I am also overweight (around 220 pounds) and I don't eat fancy bicycle food, I eat whatever I can find at convenience stores along the way.

And yet bicycling has been really good for my physical and mental health, and I've even gotten pretty good at it, at one point I did half centuries every Tuesday. My one day record is a century.

Who else is with me in that you don't have to be attractive and rich to love cycling?

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Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
Hi I like cycling, but i've not done it in a while, also my bike wasn't 350 dollars, it was 99 pounds (uk).

I think I need some special cycling clothing because i've worn out the butt zone in my trousers, does anyone know what kind is best for winter cycling in england? It's mostly on a slughtly muddy track that used to be a trainline.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Crankit posted:

Hi I like cycling, but i've not done it in a while, also my bike wasn't 350 dollars, it was 99 pounds (uk).

I think I need some special cycling clothing because i've worn out the butt zone in my trousers, does anyone know what kind is best for winter cycling in england? It's mostly on a slughtly muddy track that used to be a trainline.

I like Columbia Sportswear or Carhearts pants for cycling. This is one situation where paying a lot of money upfront for new gear might make sense.


Also, 99 pounds is really heavy for a bicycle.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Crankit posted:

Hi I like cycling, but i've not done it in a while, also my bike wasn't 350 dollars, it was 99 pounds (uk).

I think I need some special cycling clothing because i've worn out the butt zone in my trousers, does anyone know what kind is best for winter cycling in england? It's mostly on a slughtly muddy track that used to be a trainline.

A few companies make jeans with reinforced crotches for cycling (e.g. Levi Commuters). Also, check out the Bike Commuting Megathread, which has a lengthy and hopefully helpful OP.

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Lead out in cuffs posted:

A few companies make jeans with reinforced crotches for cycling (e.g. Levi Commuters). Also, check out the Bike Commuting Megathread, which has a lengthy and hopefully helpful OP.

But which defeats the purpose of this thread, which is for poor people who don't want to show off gear. We want to show off how poor, and therefore cool, we are, before we eat a bunch of Doritoes that we got on sale at a convenience store.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
"Hello, shopkeep. I'd like to purchase a bike for exercise. Also, I want to spend as much money as possible to make the exercise easier."

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

I dont like to bicylce, and Im not overweight, but I am poor... God I'm so poor. I really wish I had more money. But to return for a moment to the discussion of bicycles, Im sure I would like it if I tried.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Mountain biking is real fun but I haven't done it in a while.

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
tbh I never learned how to ride a bicycle

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Raserys posted:

tbh I never learned how to ride a bicycle

It should be taught in school IMO. It's really fun and a good way to get around when you're like 13 and can't drive yet.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Larry Parrish posted:

It should be taught in school IMO. It's really fun and a good way to get around when you're like 13 and can't drive yet.

Heck it's a good way to get around as an adult!

I'm not overweight, but i do ride a bike i got for $40 that was just an old steel frame from the 70s and i built it up using old parts from my old bike whose frame i had broken

total cost of bike $100

You can keep your fancy $2k racing bike I <3 steel touring bikes from the 70s, also Pittsburgh winters would destroy a fancy bike anyway

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
i did a 78-mile, 8000ft of climbing day on a lovely $100 rigid mountain bike that was my daily commuter at the time. also i didn't own bike shorts so my rear end was sore before i was even halfway through. I didn't pack food, just stopped at restaurants or stores for snacks along the way. I bonked in the middle, so i ate some ice cream and gatorade and took a nap and then kept going.

i'm not too overweight, but deffo not fit either. im just squishy and goony. i had the "wrong" bike and was missing lots of "essential" gear and training or whatever. who cares. if like to bike, just get out and do it (definitely bring water though)

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

lol at the idea of "essential" gear

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

the essential gear is a bicycle

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

alnilam posted:

the essential gear is a bicycle

this guy gets it :respek:

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES
actually it's your chainring

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

I used to bike but then I moved to arizona for college which is an entire state full of things that want to pop bike tires so I stopped

I should start again now that I live somewhere else, biking is real fun and good

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

I dont like to bicylce, and Im not overweight, but I am poor... God I'm so poor. I really wish I had more money. But to return for a moment to the discussion of bicycles, Im sure I would like it if I tried.

You can get a bicycle at a habitat for humanity restore for like ten dollars. Happy biking

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
You can get a brand new aluminum frame bike for that price, how the hell did you pay so much for wack rear end steel?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You can get bicycles for free if you steal them.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Don't steal bikes

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
My favorite bike is a frame that I literally picked up at the local town dump, spent like 50 bucks to put new wheels on it. Still owns, is a rusty piece of poo poo, and the chain keeps of falling off, since I nuked the gearing in the front on it to make it a ghetto 5-speeder.
Give no shits though, thing owns and hauls my semi-fat rear end around town just fine.

meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten

glowing-fish posted:

Who else is with me in that you don't have to be attractive and rich to love cycling?

Eh what are you talking about? Cycling makes you attractive.

About money, people who spend a lot are just showoffy. Get some 90's Shimano mountain biking components on any old rusty POS frame, clean the chain every month, grease the hubs every year, and you're set. Here's a picture of something that lasts almost forever:



The only expensive thing I can vouch for are kevlar lined tires, but they are so worth it.



This beauty is the Schwalbe Marathon Plus Tour. I got my first pair in my poor student days and didn't regret. My last flat was 6 years ago, and I beat the poo poo out of them (have gone through three pairs by now).


If you want to save money do all your own maintenance (which adds more to your attractiveness, fyi). It's a lot of work, but don't forget that you worked to pay for that gasoline.

meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten

glowing-fish posted:

But which defeats the purpose of this thread, which is for poor people who don't want to show off gear. We want to show off how poor, and therefore cool, we are, before we eat a bunch of Doritoes that we got on sale at a convenience store.

That's the spirit! Any normal pants + thing in pic below, optionally = cycling pants

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

glowing-fish posted:

before we eat a bunch of Doritoes that we got on sale at a convenience store.

i usually get chicharrones if i can find them

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
About as fancy as I get with bike clothes is spandex underwear.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

The only "bike clothing" i have is rain pants, and that's only because rain pants aren't a normal thing so there's only bike & hike versions

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

My gloves are technically snowboarding gloves cause i got them cheap on ebay

If you bike below 20 F lobster claw gloves are the poo poo, but really use whatever gloves you want!

Butch Cassidy
Jul 28, 2010

Cyclists aren't attractive, OP. They have the spindly arms of a spider, opalescent upper body skin of Gollum, asses deflated for lack of fat in their kale chips, and flabby thighs held together with spandex. HTH.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Butch Cassidy posted:

Cyclists aren't attractive, OP. They have the spindly arms of a spider, opalescent upper body skin of Gollum, asses deflated for lack of fat in their kale chips, and flabby thighs held together with spandex. HTH.

text me

Epitope
Nov 27, 2006

Grimey Drawer

blarzgh posted:

"Hello, shopkeep. I'd like to purchase a bike for exercise. Also, I want to spend as much money as possible to make the exercise easier."

May I interest you in a car rack, to drive your bike to a different road?

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

Butch Cassidy posted:

Cyclists aren't attractive, OP. They have the spindly arms of a spider, opalescent upper body skin of Gollum, asses deflated for lack of fat in their kale chips, and flabby thighs held together with spandex. HTH.

Please don't post porn in my thread.

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
This is my dream thread.

I'm a giant, and I bought a fairly lightweight Norco off a friend for 20 bucks, but I didn't store it well and now I'm scared to look at it because it's probably a mess of rust. :smith:

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

DavidAlltheTime posted:

This is my dream thread.

I'm a giant, and I bought a fairly lightweight Norco off a friend for 20 bucks, but I didn't store it well and now I'm scared to look at it because it's probably a mess of rust. :smith:

harden the gently caress up and ride that bike

if it squeaks, grease it. if it breaks, fix it. bike the earth

Epitope
Nov 27, 2006

Grimey Drawer

OMGVBFLOL posted:

harden the gently caress up and ride that bike

if it squeaks, grease it. if it breaks, fix it. bike the earth

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)

DavidAlltheTime posted:

This is my dream thread.

I'm a giant, and I bought a fairly lightweight Norco off a friend for 20 bucks, but I didn't store it well and now I'm scared to look at it because it's probably a mess of rust. :smith:

The bodies of bicycles don't rust, unless you like live in the Farallon Islands. The chain and gears might be rusted.

Chains and gears are pretty cheap and easy to replace. Okay, they might equal your original investment, but you can' get all those parts replaced for probably under fifty dollars.

Bicycles aren't really that expensive, besides for people who want them to be, which is why I made this thread. You could be riding that bike for less than the price of a meal at Denny's and a bad movie!

karthun
Nov 16, 2006

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

I do have an expensive road bike to ride during summer but there are days where I love to take out my 20 year old hardtail mountain bike and just tromp around Minneapolis. A curb? It doesn't give a poo poo. Potholes? gently caress that, jump over them. A foot of snow? Bring it. I love that bike.

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

Butch Cassidy posted:

Cyclists aren't attractive, OP. They have the spindly arms of a spider, opalescent upper body skin of Gollum, asses deflated for lack of fat in their kale chips, and flabby thighs held together with spandex. HTH.

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

Larry Parrish posted:

It should be taught in school IMO. It's really fun and a good way to get around when you're like 13 and can't drive yet.

In Marin county CA they actually do, it was a serious culture shock for me. They're serious about it too, seemed like every school in the district had a nationally competitive team with paid coaches.

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Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

Butch Cassidy posted:

Cyclists aren't attractive, OP. They have the spindly arms of a spider, opalescent upper body skin of Gollum, asses deflated for lack of fat in their kale chips, and flabby thighs held together with spandex. HTH.

go on

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