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North face jackets: mostly worn by hot babes on long hikes..... across campus!
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Anything cotton anywhere other than a desert.
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Dec 19, 2015 22:51
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Wearing cotton socks in a wet environment? Now that's a fail e: f,b
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Dec 19, 2015 22:55
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College bros taking single half liter of water up 14ers. Enjoy altitude sickness brah!
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Dec 19, 2015 23:00
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climbing? yeah bro i got my timberland's
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Dec 19, 2015 23:07
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My $10 Wal-Mart runners will be just fine for scrambling
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Dec 19, 2015 23:09
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I once did an 8 mile hike in snow in sneakers and it was a terrible idea.
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Dec 19, 2015 23:38
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Don't eat 6 waffles and eggs and bacon 20 minutes before you hike.
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Dec 19, 2015 23:46
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I hosed a bear in a windsuit
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Dec 19, 2015 23:46
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Everything Muerte did for his Hike Across America
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Dec 19, 2015 23:52
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Ran into a bunch of teenagers who were wearing t-shirts and gym shorts while climbing Mount Mansfield - which is not the tallest of mountains, but the also only had a single bottle of poland springs water between them (there were 3 or 4 of them).
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Dec 20, 2015 00:34
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Cotton t-shirts.
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Dec 20, 2015 02:33
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Ice cleats for anything within 30 mins of Denver.
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Dec 20, 2015 03:07
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Every dumbass who wears synthetic or cotton to a mud run or spartan race.
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Dec 20, 2015 03:13
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Anyone who needs anything more than street clothes for a hike less than 15 miles is a loving pussy
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Dec 20, 2015 03:49
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Drunkboxer posted:Anyone who needs anything more than street clothes for a hike less than 15 miles is a loving pussy Enjoy your ball chafe
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Dec 20, 2015 10:34
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i did a 12 mile daytrip with a light backpack. got a kick out of a group of four doing the same loop the opposite way, with giant packs red faced and huffing wind 2 miles from the parking lot. Chit chatted with em, learned they were not staying overnight.
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Dec 20, 2015 10:58
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Someone post the gear that the "walk across America" dude from E/N planned on using E: found it   
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Dec 20, 2015 17:29
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The cart made it like a mile before it broke and he abandoned it on the trail e: link (requires archives) http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Willfrey posted:i did a 12 mile daytrip with a light backpack. got a kick out of a group of four doing the same loop the opposite way, with giant packs red faced and huffing wind 2 miles from the parking lot. Chit chatted with em, learned they were not staying overnight. I've done that when training for longer hikes. Helps get your body ready for carrying weight while hiking Levitate fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Dec 20, 2015 |
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Dec 20, 2015 17:59
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i like to wear cotton tees to outdoor activities to troll people and because they are cheap and comfortable and as long as its not too cold, not dangerous enjoy paying $30 for bloody nipples lol
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Dec 20, 2015 18:07
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The XBOX One has the wrong kind of RAM. Edit: Wrong forum
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Dec 20, 2015 18:16
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Lol if you bring a xbox to hike. PS4 or GTFO
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Dec 20, 2015 18:55
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lol at people who hike with expensive next gen console, I like to hike with my old NES just to troll people because new consoles can't match the artistry of classic games enjoy paying $400 for the wrong kind of RAM lol
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Dec 20, 2015 19:03
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whenever i'm out camping there's always some weird fucker from europe who's toting a Virtual Boy, like, where did he even get that
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Dec 20, 2015 19:32
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going hiking just wearing some rubbers and a little woolen knit coat for ur dick, sounds like you're a loser, not a weiner!
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Dec 20, 2015 19:52
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Drunkboxer posted:Anyone who needs anything more than street clothes for a hike less than 15 miles is a loving pussy Agreed, and anyone who gives anything but kudos to someone who's out hiking is loving retarded. Every time I go out anywhere I see a group of friends dressed in immaculate probably never before used synthetic garb with trekking poles and other useless crap standing around talking about their hiking apps on their phones, in almost same place doing the same thing after I've reached the end and turned back. Is this the right thread to make fun of them? ok I admit it I hate them mainly because I don't have friends. they're still stupid though
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Dec 21, 2015 06:39
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meselfs posted:Agreed, and anyone who gives anything but kudos to someone who's out hiking is loving retarded. no these people are in abundance in the PNW i hate them too but i can't explain why
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Dec 21, 2015 07:13
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meselfs posted:Agreed, and anyone who gives anything but kudos to someone who's out hiking is loving retarded. Usually I'd agree with this sentiment but once I saw two dudes setting out for a hike in vibram five fingers and the extreme mix of anger and smug superiority I felt caused me to have a seizure.
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Dec 21, 2015 07:48
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Not the most exciting hike, but when I went up mount fuji I did it in jeans and a sweatshirt, the warmest clothes I had after being in hot places for the last few months, compared to all the Japanese who were up there in their full climbing suits with oxygen tanks and ice axes. There was hardly even any snow!
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Dec 21, 2015 07:58
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Moon Atari posted:Usually I'd agree with this sentiment but once I saw two dudes setting out for a hike in vibram five fingers and the extreme mix of anger and smug superiority I felt caused me to have a seizure. There may be no wrong way to hike, but there are lots of wrong ways to equip one's self.
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Dec 21, 2015 09:00
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i once saw a guy with a 135l rucksack. whats he building in there???
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Dec 21, 2015 09:11
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If you aren't hiking up the mountain after dark to ski down clothed in nothing but your tightie whities, backpak, and boots, you don't deserve to spring ski. 
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Dec 21, 2015 16:47
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Moon Atari posted:Usually I'd agree with this sentiment but once I saw two dudes setting out for a hike in vibram five fingers and the extreme mix of anger and smug superiority I felt caused me to have a seizure. Shoot, I forgot about those atrocities, thx for the correction.
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Dec 21, 2015 18:14
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Picnic Princess posted:Enjoy your ball chafe Word. Also, they're called sissy sticks for a reason.
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Dec 21, 2015 19:32
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In Peru I wore normal shoes but all the locals on the trail were wearing sandals made of recycled tires and they were all way faster than me 
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Dec 21, 2015 22:31
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Wow... Where to begin... Max Deet - uhh you know that Deet is a scam right? Why don't you carry this bottle next to the little furnace, lamp and batteries so you blow yourself up in the middle of no where from the flammability. Amateur hour and it's the first drat thing. Aqua-Tainer. Nice, nothing like blue plastic to help the sun turn the molecules of your water into basically poison that makes your balls shrink. Head Net - this makes you look like kermit the frog you idiot. Just buy a loving hat... Gods sake. Okay... You really think Mace is going to stop a bear. Let me guess, your going to unpackage the mace and have the werewithal to spray the bear in the eyes in the oh by the way bears run about twice as fast as humans when their hungry. loving moron... All you'll do is get your head knocked clean off by massive brutal bear paws. Oh goody, a seemingly empty package that says "Stuff" on it. I definitely want "Stuff" with me when I'm planning to hike across a country. Are you serious right now? Field and Stream bag - wow nice tiny loving bright red bag so the bears, wolves and wild bison can see you a mile off. But wait, there's more - this loving idiot forgot to put all his stupid trash in the bag. Bath wipes - what are you a baby. Umbrella - *funny gif of a man who tried to get the mace out of his tiny red bag but oops he grabbed the umbrella and opened it and managed to stun the bear for a few seconds from sheer stupidity and confusion. Oh wait, this gif isn't funny, because this 'man' is our illustrious hero who just got his rear end destroyed by a God drat california brown bear* Good thing you brought the soap though. quote:quote:
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Wormskull posted:Wow... Where to begin... Lmfao.
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Dude started hiking in pt. Reyes nat sea shore, complained how hard the hills were, made it 20 miles in like 4 days and then quit
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Dec 22, 2015 02:22
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Levitate posted:Dude started hiking in pt. Reyes nat sea shore, complained how hard the hills were, made it 20 miles in like 4 days and then quit Perhaps if he ate more than a handful of raisins he would have made it at least a few miles farther.
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Lol yeah wasn't he all like "I can't cook and don't like food but these raisins will be ok for my 3000 mile trek"
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