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Moon Atari posted:Usually I'd agree with this sentiment but once I saw two dudes setting out for a hike in vibram five fingers and the extreme mix of anger and smug superiority I felt caused me to have a seizure. There may be no wrong way to hike, but there are lots of wrong ways to equip one's self.
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This forum moves too slow. We gotta pick up the pace or I'm going to have to stop and put on a layer
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quote:The Ten Essentials "The ten essentials" for going outside? What is this poo poo. How about 1: "being a human animal." Done. You nerdy motherfucker. 1 knife- oh, right. you think this is motherfucking hatchet. you're gonna build a house out of sticks and farm some radishes cuz you remembered your trusty pocket knife. give me a break. 2 firestarter- what like gasoline? bitch you gonna burn down the woods. get out of here with that poo poo. 3 matches- oh you better believe fire is essential. you some kinda badass though, why don't you just rub some sticks together 4 map- what, you trying to find your way to the mall? through the woods? how about you just watch where you going 5 compass- what are we, christopher god damned columbus? gonna discover new lands? your rear end is trying to get lost, ain't ya. 6 headlamp- "hey, look at me, i can see how much of a goober i am in the dark" 7 sunglasses and sunscreen- oh poo poo there's sun out there! how about a parasol too you nancy 8 first-aid supplies- don't forget the duct tape and grocery bags for a sucking chest wound, case you run into the injuns  9 extra clothing- hold on, you gonna change your outfit while you're out hiking? oh, i get it, you gotta find the perfect look for your new profile pic. go gently caress yourself. 10 extra food- mmm powerbars, hell ya lets pay two dollars for a dog turd. i got a theory, this list was made up by elitist A holes that want to keep the woods for themselves. supprise motha fucka! i didn't even pick up the poo poo i just took back there! owned bitch!!!@!!
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Dec 23, 2015 21:42
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Free Market Mambo posted:Epitope please don't die, it makes everyone look bad. When I was a bit younger I resented more experienced people chiding me for not being prepared enough. Like, what, only the uber elite are allowed to die on epic K2 adventures? I think I mostly made it through that phase, and now appreciate that depositing my corpse in a park would be pretty lovely.
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I wrote this a while ago. It's probably not funny either but gently caress you Larry you're not the boss of me. To the tune of not to touch the earth https://youtu.be/6aNNIyxbG5g want to touch the earth out under the sun get rid of your shoes and run run run lets run socks that cost a bill feet are covered still jogging through the trees hope to fix those bad knees come on baby run for free run for free run hippie run to be green lets run the sole may get worn but they never wear out rich people tired of their comfortable lair poor people livin big with what they have and you can't talk poo poo 'till you try it yourself broken glass, rusty nails, hot blacktop tar get to the trail in an import car a new lifestyle in a few thousand yards to become a tarrahumar run for free run hippie run to be green lets run
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Trillian posted:This is an actual serious book about hiking Half of everything is looking good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFu-VfRJrHU
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Dec 26, 2015 23:24
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Levitate posted:wool and canvas suck poo poo if you have to carry a lot of it a long ways You ultra lite chumps can make believe you're Ueli Steck. I much prefer to role play as a Klondike prospector
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Picnic Princess posted:Ultralight owns and I will fight you, gibbon man I'm down to brawl. But then we'll have to join forces in the third act, to defend the woods against Robo-Trump and the minions of GloboCorp
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Mar 11, 2016 10:47
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joke_explainer posted:The Canadian was shivering but continued to refuse and help Motherfucker, put on the drat poncho, I swear to god... You're not bloody John Muir, and if you were you'd be nestling into some pine needles right now, not marching back to your Subaru
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Mar 22, 2016 23:15
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Picnic Princess posted:Zip off legs on hiking pants are the greatest thing ever. I use them as work pants too since our uniform can be either or so if the day starts out warm but then snows I'll always be prepared. They're one of my favourite things ever. Source your quotes
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Mar 30, 2016 04:22
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Look at these chumps wearing cotton. They probably didn't even bring DEET
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Apr 26, 2016 06:34
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I'm g.ay for meselfs and black children 
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Apr 26, 2016 06:40
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A thermometer? You're outside, you'll know if it is hot or cold!
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Aug 18, 2016 08:37
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Lugged soles are an affront to Gaia. Caress your mother with supple skin
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my bitter bi rival posted:you guys like to get worked up about this stuff huh? *pulls your tail* What's this for? Balance while you try to climb on the couch? *easily climbs tree while you bark impotently* Nice claws. I bet you cry when your mom clips them
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my bitter bi rival posted:oh, where can i find them? I want to make a retort but your burn is too effective.  I knew there was a reason I packed all this gauze
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