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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > The Great Outdoors > Thread for making fun of people with the wrong type of hiking gear
 
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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

 The XBOX One has the wrong kind of RAM.

Edit: Wrong forum

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Epitope posted:

This forum moves too slow. We gotta pick up the pace or I'm going to have to stop and put on a layer

Lol. Now this is the good poo poo

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

 I own a pair of Crocs for day hikes .

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In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Epitope posted:

"The ten essentials" for going outside? What is this poo poo. How about 1: "being a human animal." Done. You nerdy motherfucker.

1 knife- oh, right. you think this is motherfucking hatchet. you're gonna build a house out of sticks and farm some radishes cuz you remembered your trusty pocket knife. give me a break.

2 firestarter- what like gasoline? bitch you gonna burn down the woods. get out of here with that poo poo.

3 matches- oh you better believe fire is essential. you some kinda badass though, why don't you just rub some sticks together

4 map- what, you trying to find your way to the mall? through the woods? how about you just watch where you going

5 compass- what are we, christopher god damned columbus? gonna discover new lands? your rear end is trying to get lost, ain't ya.

6 headlamp- "hey, look at me, i can see how much of a goober i am in the dark"

7 sunglasses and sunscreen- oh poo poo there's sun out there! how about a parasol too you nancy

8 first-aid supplies- don't forget the duct tape and grocery bags for a sucking chest wound, case you run into the injuns :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

9 extra clothing- hold on, you gonna change your outfit while you're out hiking? oh, i get it, you gotta find the perfect look for your new profile pic. go gently caress yourself.

10 extra food- mmm powerbars, hell ya lets pay two dollars for a dog turd.

i got a theory, this list was made up by elitist A holes that want to keep the woods for themselves. supprise motha fucka! i didn't even pick up the poo poo i just took back there! owned bitch!!!@!!

GBS.

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