Thread for making fun of people with the wrong type of hiking gear

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bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

I live next to some goats who like to escape and destroy gardens and I assure you those little fucks do not just follow right behind you. Unless you were dropping food behind you.

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 10:59

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Can anyone recommend some men's hiking shorts with just an incredibly short inseam, i'm talking like 6-7 inches.

I bought two pairs last year with a 9 inch inseam and I want to go even shorter this year, but not necessarily have my current ones hemmed up as they were expensive as balls and I want to test the bootie short waters first.

bongwizzard fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Mar 30, 2016

# ¿ Mar 30, 2016 18:43

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Trees are great, why would you go somewhere with no trees?

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 14:42

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

I have no desire to ever be above the tree line, I wanna be low as possible at all times. I wanna need a pfd to sleep in incase of flood. Leave the mountains to others, give me all the river valleys.

# ¿ Apr 5, 2016 20:26

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

I Am Not Spor posted:

Nothing cool happens up there, all you can do is look down.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 16:40

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Levitate posted:

dude have you even ever been high?!

My bro and I were blazed as hell at a really crowded trail outside of DC. We were waiting to go up this decently scrambly area with a ton of other people. This little girl, like 5-7, was standing on top of a huge rear end rock and when we passed her she shouted "I'm higher then you are!". Without missing a beat I replied "That's up for debate kid".

The one time I am clever, wasted on a kid.

# ¿ Apr 8, 2016 17:17

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Yea like, it seems easier to just avoid ever going to somewhere like that. I am obsessed with hiking along water so I end up getting bit all the time but like the first time my dick gets dive bombed I am gonna maybe not go back to that part of the earth.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2016 18:16

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Untrodden wilderness is kinda dull imho, seeing nature breakdown and absorb the edifices of man, not thats where it's at. Nothing I like more then hiking along and finding the ruins of an old boxcar rusting away in some tiny valley, in a spot where you can't even tell a railroad once ran.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2016 00:17

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# ¿ May 2, 2024 10:59

bongwizzard: May 19, 2005; Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"; Grimey Drawer

Or just go like literally almost anywhere else on earth.

# ¿ May 10, 2016 03:33

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