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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
:sharpton:

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I am oppressed, probably the most oppressed around really

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
in this video im the mustache guy and the womens is feminism, islam, and black people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfHJmgkRzqA

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

extra stout posted:

in this video im the mustache guy and the womens is feminism, islam, and black people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfHJmgkRzqA

No, let's talk about ME

human being

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

AEMINAL posted:

No, let's talk about ME

human being

how repressed is the homosexuality of all young swedes? the options on this poll are

-very

-entirely

-more than the previous two options even

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

whats gamergate, precious?

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014




about time u got one right nice velcro stache tho

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

extra stout posted:

how repressed is the homosexuality of all young swedes? the options on this poll are

-very

-entirely

-more than the previous two options even

All my friends were like

"ohh thats so nice im happy 4 u"

when i came out :/

I dotn think it's a big deal over here anymore

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

AEMINAL posted:

All my friends were like

"ohh thats so nice im happy 4 u"

when i came out :/

I dotn think it's a big deal over here anymore

do you .... put youre thingie in guys butts??? how tdoes that even work, poop comes from there????

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Nooner posted:

do you .... put youre thingie in guys butts??? how tdoes that even work, poop comes from there????

only gays know

u gotta go there to know

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...

Nooner posted:

do you .... put youre thingie in guys butts??? how tdoes that even work, poop comes from there????

Unlike your posts, most butts aren't pooping constantly.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I have none, it's very sad.

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Three Olives posted:

I have none, it's very sad.

being 5'8" must be hard, tell us more

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

AEMINAL posted:

being 5'8" must be hard, tell us more

I have to keep a step ladder in my hall closet. :(

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

Three Olives posted:

I have to keep a step ladder in my hall closet. :(

wow

loving kill yourselfd lol

f_c_
Oct 27, 2007

I self identity as a wealthy handsome man but sadly live in a world of bigots.

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
My privileged is typing some other fools technical question into google verbatim and picking the first result. Then I read it to them. This qualifies me as a "computer expert" where I work from now until the time I kill myself.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I have enough money to pay someone else to murder me

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf

MiracleWhale posted:

I have enough money to pay someone else to murder me

I'd have to pay someone for this lol

Even dying is expensive these days :(

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I am a straight, white, tall, slim, adult, nonreligious, healthy, college-educated, middle class American male.

I have ALL the privilege. :smug:

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

CaptainSarcastic posted:

I am a straight, white, tall, slim, adult, nonreligious, healthy, college-educated, middle class American male.

I have ALL the privilege. :smug:

Do nonreligious get privilege points now? I thought we were plus or minus zero. drat Privilege Assigned Values Board! :argh:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Luxury Communism posted:

Do nonreligious get privilege points now? I thought we were plus or minus zero. drat Privilege Assigned Values Board! :argh:

The most recent scales I've seen gave a point for being of either Christian or nonreligious background - I think the assumption being that if you're nonreligious it's easier to get by than if you are a minority religion like Judaism, Islam, or Hinduism. It does seem like it should be negative in some parts of the country, though (I'm looking at you, Southern states).

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax

CaptainSarcastic posted:

The most recent scales I've seen gave a point for being of either Christian or nonreligious background - I think the assumption being that if you're nonreligious it's easier to get by than if you are a minority religion like Judaism, Islam, or Hinduism. It does seem like it should be negative in some parts of the country, though (I'm looking at you, Southern states).

Whatever at least I still have my 29.5 BMI to get me thru. It's hard to not be an oppressor these days. :(

edit: Awww poo poo yeah, I forgot I dropped out of college.

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqow_pRxTjQ

H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
people who believe in privilege are literally retarded, so I guess my privilege is having average IQ.

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
I'm black.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

AEMINAL posted:

being 5'8" must be hard, tell us more

you can tell he's about that wide from his pics, yes..but how tall is he???

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I'm a good poster.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
i'm a pure aryan superman and i own a yacht

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
I have the power to openly explain the secrets that my kind uses to oppress people, in front of oppressed people, and they'll just ignore me and won't be any the wiser.

Getting them to ignore "mansplaining" was the cleverest trick we've pulled so far.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
I have privilege and I'm not checking it ! :colbert:

Who are the idiots that are willingly giving up their power ? Hold on to that poo poo man, our ancestors fought hard to get it !

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



I'm a decently attractive female.

Ready for negging :forkbomb:

wireframeskull
Dec 3, 2006

Cuckoo posted:

I'm a decently attractive female.

Ready for negging :forkbomb:

Did you know that your face looks shiny?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Cuckoo posted:

I'm a decently attractive female.

Ready for negging :forkbomb:

'You look so tired today, everything ok ?"

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Zeroisanumber posted:

I'm white, male, straight, not-crazy, not taking any meds, and taller than 98% of other people. My folks are still married, and everyone in my family has a decent job and none of us have ever been to prison/rehab or homeless. The only people luckier than me are the children of the few non-weird tech billionaires, and even they're probably short.

Same

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Every time I check it there's more of it, it's great

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
im cockasian

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
IT owns to have a life where basically the worst thing that can happen is that you get divorced or die in an accident and in either case your kids and everyone involved will still be p. much fine forever.

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Runaktla
Feb 21, 2007

by Hand Knit
White, living near Los Angeles (60 - 80 degree Christmas I don't know what an ice scraper is and I put a coat on when it is a miserable 50 degrees), live across the street from the beach, lawyer ($$$), minimal family drama, no sibling rivalry, atheist (privilege in CA), not married no kids don't want any and gf doesn't either, owns BMW and drives like an rear end in a top hat, living well below my means.

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