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bird.

c'est la velveeta

# ? Dec 22, 2015 09:47

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# ? May 21, 2024 05:42

bird.

hey ohhh, gas free dayyyyy-ohhhh
saturday sunday in the 'Y.O.B.

# ? Dec 22, 2015 09:50

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

City of Glompton posted:

here is a handy rhyme about flags if you are having a hard time remembering who's what

red, white and blue, america's fuckin' with you
just white and black it's an isis attack

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# ? Dec 22, 2015 12:54

alnilam

City of Glompton posted:

here is a handy rhyme about flags if you are having a hard time remembering who's what

red, white and blue, america's fuckin' with you
just white and black it's an isis attack

haha

# ? Dec 22, 2015 15:29

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

curiosity killed the cat a resurrection spell brought it back

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# ? Dec 22, 2015 15:45

alnilam

Splatmaster posted:

curiosity killed the cat a resurrection spell brought it back

the cat rezzed back, the very next day
the cat rezzed back, they thought he was a goner, but
the cat rezzed back, he just wouldn't stay away

# ? Dec 22, 2015 15:50

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but you are

# ? Dec 23, 2015 04:13

Tebulot: im hip now bois

A rolling bird gathers two stones

# ? Dec 23, 2015 14:04

ScrubLeague

It's better to suck a dick than rape a corpse

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 14:07

Ace of Baes

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

You don't have to be crazy to work here, but you are

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 14:10

Ace of Baes

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's majora

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 14:11

ScrubLeague

Ace of Baes posted:

hits your eye like a big pizza pie

Thank Sagan we don't live in times like that anymore, where pizzas were just flying around at eye level and you were likely to get hit with one.

I mean, I guess that's free pizza but at what cost

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 14:13

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

You're one of THEM aren't you?

# ? Dec 23, 2015 19:14

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Water before acid, you won't go flaccid

Acid before water or we inform your mother

# ? Dec 23, 2015 19:17

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don't count your eggs after they hatch

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 19:28

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

it's all fun and games until someone loses a password

Lift with your legs not with your testicles

It's hotter than a freshly hosed fox in a forest fire in February, Frank!

my safe word is pineapple

if it weren't for my horse, I woulda never spent that year in college

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 19:44

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Family that slays together, stays in Vegas

# ? Dec 23, 2015 20:18

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

it's better to belch and taste it than fart and taste it

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 20:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

shake it more than once and you're playing with your maracas

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# ? Dec 23, 2015 20:41

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

2 in the bush is just nature's bird

# ? Dec 23, 2015 21:29

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?

I lied.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 17:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

The bigger they are the harder it is to fell them, so bring a chainsaw

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# ? Dec 24, 2015 17:59

DeepQantas: Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

Never get involved with a Sicilian when Asia is on the line.

# ? Dec 24, 2015 18:07

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

vampires are fake�except when they're real

# ? Dec 24, 2015 18:32

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

nothing in life is certain except desks and faxes

# ? Dec 24, 2015 19:24

alnilam

opioid agonist posted:

nothing in life is certain except desks and faxes

haha

# ? Dec 24, 2015 19:49

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Decon posted:

Yknow what they say. It's just not quite the holidays without eggnog and whiskey.

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# ? Dec 24, 2015 20:12

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# ? Dec 24, 2015 20:51

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