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Mar 19, 2009

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

its sort of like a bunch of ants doing ant things next to a superhighway. the ants can not and will never be able to comprehend the concept of a superhighway and when they scurry onto the pavement and get squished everything just ends. so it goes

the squircle(tm) of life, so to speak

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Luxury Communism posted:

What if I'm on an island and a Qu'ran washes up on its sandy shores? Will I sit underneath the palm leaves and hear the seagulls crow as I contemplate that I will never be a Muslim?

id make a couple wilsons out of volleyballs and hope for the best

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

the squircle of life, so to speak

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

i added the "(tm)" because i assume you trademarked it but i didnt know so :shrug:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

i added the "(tm)" because i assume you trademarked it but i didnt know so :shrug:

actually its a real shape. i looked it up

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

actually its a real shape. i looked it up

who invented it? the jews? :mad:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i bet hitchens could have pulled off an awesome mohawk before he started chemo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gazpacho posted:

i bet hitchens could have pulled off an awesome mohawk before he started chemo

hitchens actually converted on his deathbed if you believe his friend hugh hewitt(tm)

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
how do i convert to secular judaism because that sounds pretty chill tbh

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.
I agree with Dr. Tyson.

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Enfield posted:

actually its a real shape. i looked it up

so it is

maybe god is real?

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Luxury Communism posted:

how do i convert to secular judaism because that sounds pretty chill tbh

secular christianity is much more challenging if you are up for an adventure

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Whiskey Sours posted:

so it is

maybe god is real?

whoa, i didnt think about it that way

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

Luxury Communism posted:

how do i convert to secular judaism because that sounds pretty chill tbh

so its just like being an atheist except you get to butcher baby penises?

e: and wear silly hats?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Anybody who argues about religion is a douche

Yaos
Feb 22, 2003

She is a cat of significant gravy.

Whiskey Sours posted:

so its just like being an atheist except you get to butcher baby penises?

e: and wear silly hats?

Atheists already get to butcher baby penises and babies in general. If an atheist isn't killing a baby they're not happy. As an atheist, I can confirm this.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

actually its a real shape. i looked it up

i must say though, the original diagram was spot on. coincidence or providence?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
i did christmas celebration with my family last week OP, it was fun. sorry that youre missing out

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

i must say though, the original diagram was spot on. coincidence or providence?

id like to think great minds think alike but im.pretty sure my brain is rapidly deteriorating at an exponential pace salsa

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

id like to think great minds think alike but im.pretty sure my brain is rapidly deteriorating at an exponential pace salsa

your not british by any chance are you? :raise:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
dur hurr im histopher chritchens, here's another column denouncing anyone anywhere who retains a scrap of hope for the world, now get me another scotch

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Gazpacho posted:

dur hurr im histopher chritchens, here's another column denouncing anyone anywhere who retains a scrap of hope for the world, now get me another scotch

he was actually one of the most brilliant political and cultural commentators of our day. plus he was smart enough to move out of england and become an american citizen and raise his kids in a country that isnt a giant floating bog.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

your not british by any chance are you? :raise:

im actually a descendent of american military tradtion. unfortumatly i couldnt sign up because i have brain problems

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

im actually a descendent of american military tradtion. unfortumatly i couldnt sign up because i have brain problems

take some ginseng and keep on keepin on. if you are trying to come up with a christmas gift i wouldnt mind the smooty chicken recipe, however i respect family secrets as i am one. godspeed and merry christmas yall im gonna go fall down the stairs!

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

take some ginseng and keep on keepin on. if you are trying to come up with a christmas gift i wouldnt mind the smooty chicken recipe, however i respect family secrets as i am one. godspeed and merry christmas yall im gonna go fall down the stairs!

may you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

dad gay. so what posted:

he was actually one of the most brilliant political and cultural commentators of our day. plus he was smart enough to move out of england and become an american citizen and raise his kids in a country that isnt a giant floating bog.

actually he was gay and stupid

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

TOOT BOOT posted:

actually he was gay and stupid

i enjoyed his ascerbic wit and insights into american politics from an outsiders viewpoint. he was kind of hunter thompsonish i thought :shrug:

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.
hitch also supported operation iraqi freedom

I Am A Robot
Jul 1, 2006

Luxury Communism posted:

What if I'm on an island and a Qu'ran washes up on its sandy shores?

Make the best of it, you now have toilet paper.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Whiskey Sours posted:

hitch also supported operation iraqi freedom

good

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE
Lol if you aren't making mad money and getting naive pussy by exploiting and pandering to religion. Praise the Lord! Moneymoneymoneymoneymoney.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Hail Stan

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Oct 30, 2009

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Anyways I hope everyone has fun in the thread.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

This but unironically.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
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