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Polybius91
Jun 4, 2012

Cobrastan is not a real country.

Davinci posted:

I went to pet the goose, but it opens its beak and another beak comes out xenomorph style and bites my finger.
For some reason I can't stop giggling at this. :allears:

I had a nightmare a couple years back that really stuck with me. For one reason or another, I had to go through a sewer - I think I was trying to reach someplace on the other end of the tunnels? Anyway, there was some kind of poison gas in the sewer, and because of this, I had to wear a hazmat suit. The gas was everywhere, hanging there in a greenish-yellow haze, and even though I had a lantern, I could only see a few feet in front of me.

I was deep in the sewer when I entered a wide chamber, and inside I saw a woman's corpse. I knew I was seeing a victim of the gas, and I was thankful for my hazmat suit, knowing I was safe. At least, I thought I was, until the corpse stood up. It was rotting, falling apart, one eye missing and the skin sloughing off. I turned and ran, but the corpse tackled me from behind and threw me to the ground, grabbing my leg... and then it just started screaming. I was trying to yank my leg free, beating the corpse with my lantern, but nothing could loosen its grip. It never stopped screaming.

I woke up in the middle of the night. Took me a good while to get back to sleep after that one.

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